>be me >21 >mom driving me home from uni because of the chink virus >she works in client finance and is primarily focused on writing contracts for a large company >ask her if she knows about smart contracts and chainlink >says yes and that they’ve known about it for a while >she says that her company is on board with the idea, but other vendors and suppliers don’t have the systems in place to implement it yet >says that chainlink automates will be crucial and necessary >about 2-3 years out from adoption
This actually happened, i was shocked that she knew about it. Idk how to prove this isn’t a LARP. I’m not a bullshitter like 90% of the people on this shitty fucking website
Blake Stewart
oh, ok then I believe you
Angel Adams
kek
Matthew Davis
and everybody clapped
Mason Williams
BULLISH
Aiden Hill
post a pic of your mom and I'll believe you
Hudson James
I can confirm OPs story. I'm banging his mom on a regular basis and she told me similar things.
Grayson Howard
Holy shit this is breaking news. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LET REDDIT GET HOLD OF THIS INFORMATION. I still need six months to accumulate and if anyone finds out about your mom we will instantly all be wrecked with green dildos to over $1000
Isaac Hughes
Get rekt noobs. We all know this was a FUD. We all know that his mom got the information from THE DAD. Dad works at the NSA and found classifies documents which will try to stop "linkmarines" on Zig Forums from "making it"
Liam Diaz
Is you're mom Ytheblaster?
Andrew Powell
Shit OPs mom actually DOES work for nintendo
Dylan Peterson
This. Show us a photo of your mom. Nothing leud needed, just a candid shot of her in your home.
David Wright
my dad works at nintendo in the contract divison buying and selling both smart and dumb contracts for all the janitors. hes essentially master chief janitor
he said we're 3 years out from adoption too and that nintendo is "very aware" and "minitoring the situation" of the links. bullish!
Adam Reyes
Send proof of having a mother or larp
Jaxson Green
Yeah let me get right on sending a pic of mom to you coomers
Sebastian Walker
Checked She works for a large company on the senior leadership team, that’s all i’ll say
Isaac Sullivan
Like I said, photo needed for proof. Otherwise it's all just another larp.
Hudson Collins
>be me >21 >mom is driving me home from Wendy's because of chicken tendies >shes sleeping with a chad who works in client finance and is primarily focused on writing contracts for a large company >ask her to ask chad if he knows about smart contracts and chainlink >says no because she doesn't want to embarrass herself >she says that she is onboard with investing my goodboi points on internet money, but doesn't want me rambling on about it front of others because they think it's odd >I tell her my chicken tendies are gonna be on a blockchain >I tell her there are going to be smart contracts for my chicken tendies >I tell her my chicken tendies are going to be tamperproof and trustless >I slap her in the fucking face >I tell this is the reason why dad never came back from the convicence store >I tell her she's a stupid whore >she pulls over and breaks down crying >I'm munching on my tendies >with tendies in my mouth I tell her we're about 2-3 years out from adoption
better still, write today's date & the time there on a piece of paper with "link 1000 eoy" next to it. get your mum to hold the paper up & take a picture of her (crop her head out if necessary) & post result here, then we'll believe you
Nicholas Hill
Nudes of mom?
Cooper Evans
That was sad user.
Aiden Cruz
Larp
Eli Gray
Zoomer only holding LINK
Gabriel Taylor
>MOM I need you to do this thing for me for 4chins >MOM I need to prove myself to internet strangers
Elijah Williams
Live with mum and thinking about making it one day by buying LINK?
Camden Kelly
Its funny knowing this isn’t a larp and people are shouting “LARP” lmao Could also be fudders trying to get cheaper linkies before mass adoption
Aaron Carter
lmoa
Landon Perry
>live action role playing >on the internet wew
Robert Green
I need some kind of proof it’s your mum to believe this, isn’t there a picture or something you can post of hers?
Gavin Green
>woman sell signal
Daniel Campbell
Send us a pic of your mom's bewwwbs
Jason Richardson
Is your mom hot OP? We need to know this quick.
Brandon White
Ah yes, a wild based lad in it's natural habitat, watch as he eats his natural food, the redpill
Hey user, I'm a gullible bastard. >ft I bought tons of chainlink because Zig Forums brainwashed me to a year ago. So I believe you. I just wanna know how much your mom makes roughly a year. Above 50K? Above 100K? Also is she an HR lady or on a board of directors? I haven't skimmed the thread to see anything else you've said, this is simply my initial reply to your post. Thank you!
using grant/scholarship money in a smartcontract to automatically pay for classes that a student passes based on their grade is a pretty good use case. even if this is a larp