Help me ausbros

Unironically good advice, XMR is abit risky as our exchange is delisting as private coins are abit spooky. LINK has already 200x so it is too late for that.

>78000 USD
>all expenses paid
>labourer
WTF

>just go work in the mines

I would happily do so. But that's a pretty vague proposition. How the hell do I get a job in the mines.

This is an intensely physically demanding job. I would need to be doing lifts of over 40kg all day. I only weigh 75kg lmao. I'm not a jock Chad. I post on Zig Forums.

Miners make bank in Australia, true story.

Welcome to Australian mining.

cant you aussies just buy a gun and go bounty hunting for invasive species or something?

You could work in childcare. Pay isn't great but there's always demand for workers.

Buy LINK

Still needs a working with children certification.

Considered a stint in the Army? Go Signals or something that doesn't require you to be buff.

That or supermarkets. The hiring freezes will end very soon - start applying now.