~HOW TO~ Assuming you're totally new to crypto: >create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
~ABOUT COOM~ Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone, when in clownworld, act like the clowns. See you on the other side.
>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.
Cringe. Just buy ARPA or you gonna hate yourself in Q4.
Robert Peterson
Look at all these shills ITT Literally a ponzi. These Pajeets are gonna drop their bags on you as hard as they drop their turd on the streets.
Camden Baker
what are you retards on about? liquidity 100% locked in, devs are working day and night
David Ramirez
You have no idea what you're saying. No one is cooming or selling anything until we all make it. If anyone tries to COOM or sell we will know and we will stop it.
