/smg/ - Stock Market General

Buy oil you ignorant niggers

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I unironically got a tax bill the other day from 2016 for $600 the other day. Fuck this nigger

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

First for anime and RKT

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

based WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT posters

I’m doing 24% on my SSL which I bought when I first started investing. Do I take the loss and increase my shares in Apple? It feels shit selling at a loss but I want Apple.

>markets open in less than a minute
I’m ready

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>not loading up on oil at $-13.00 a barrel.

>40% takeda
>20% anthem
>10% disney
>10% pfizer
>10% humana
>10% united health
am I being a bitch?

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DING FUICKING DING YOU MONKEYS HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY APPLE!!!

who else patiently awaiting after open dip?

OOOOOOOOOO

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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

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fuckin' a...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

time to go hunting for my dips

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Got a strangle on Royal Dutch Shell for the 18th of September at strike prices or 12.5 and 13.5 respectively, it's currently trading at 13.0

DING DING DING GOLDEN BULL RUN IS ONLINE WE HITTING SPY 400 EOY

I want to fuck a hooker with big tits and high heels
But FUCKING beer virus memes
FUUUUUUUCK bros wat do

AAPL BROS?

>not getting rid of ToS after it was down for like a week
ISHYGDDT

What oil stocks do I buy?

SRNE BROS, YOU ARE OK?
ARE YOU OK, SRNE BROS?
SRNE BROS...?

HOLY FUCK MY ROBINHOOD APP IS FREAKING OUT

"Works on my machine."

it always dips at open, lrn 2 stonks

>everything is red
>Im losing my will to live
>ex wont send a pic of her tits

AAPL is fucking tanking guys. What the FUUUUUUUCK.

wtf is going on with AAPL on RH

well this sucks. Finally hit 5 digits and I cant even fucking SELL

Same wtf

You fucked scared me sold all my AAPL buying in back at the dip phew

GETTING REAL FUCKING TIRED OF ROBINHOOD

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ROBINHOOD CRASH
ROBINHOOD CRASH
ROBINHOOD CRASH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shell
>Entering literal contracts that make you obliged to buy and pick them up from the refineries with no one willing to buy your negatively oil priced contracts
Yeah no.

I just make 2,000 fucking dollars on apple calls and I just started stock trading last week

I fucking love you guys. never expected that I would get good advice here but thank you so much.

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UHHHH
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

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Same here.

>RKT already dipped 3 times

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Doomp eet.

yea its called buy the dip faggot

LMAOOO RH glitched and showed -56% almost kms

showed aapl at like $2.47 just now

Robinhood Apple fags btfo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

da fuq is wrong with POS ROBINHOOD TODAY REEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>it's already over 515 in the premarket, on a monday

Don't bet against America, kids.

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>TSLA ALREADY DOWN $2 IN THE FIRST 4 MINUTES
>50 CENTS PER MINUTE
AHAHAHAHA YOU IDIOTS DIDNT BELIEVE LORD BOBO

AAPL isnt even tanking, just checked my TD account and were down like a dollar, false alarm boys

>Strokin my dick at work

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She has so many moles.

Okay, AAPL is back

>Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

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>Elon is doing rebbit AMA
TSLA will remain bullish whether he remains PC or he names the jew live on air. screencap this.

HORSE??????

I'm going to make it, lads!

Excelsior!

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It's another day where you should have sold the open and bought the close. Oh well I'm not going to bother with this shit anymore and just permanently hold and hope next 10 years is a repeat of past 10 years

Should I get an MBA , project management, or a supply chain management masters?

BASED I MADE IT LADS
>oh just a robinfaggot glitch

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>RKT

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Wait until she drunk texts and then ask for video call at end of night, if you don't get phone sex you are an absolute amateur
Also how in God's name are you red

Fuck her doggy and stick her head under the mattress so that she won't give you the cooties

TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Am I the only one who's not using Robinhood here? Everything is fine, you retards, it pumped so hard your shitty app crashed. Holy fuck what a clown market, imagine working for money.

Wew I feel like a boomer because I'm uncomfortable with these insane gains. But goddamn I love making money.

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Bro, if I saw this was just a glitch I'd actually cry

Bro’s is CLSK going to pump today or what? Fuck.

Morgan Stanley says Apple is still cheap at 2T cap..

Officially at a triple digit annual return.

I was in longs on DJI

this is painful Anons

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he is not doing an ama you retard

Wtf happened ontx Chads?

>TSLA $2500 PRE-SPLIT
I mean... what if it does happen? This is unreal, holy fuck, who's buying the top?

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CANT BUY THE DIP IF THERE IS NO DIP REEEEEEEEEE

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Horse ride back down to 14.88 for one last biy in plzzzz

Forgot pic

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Morgan Stanley thought the housing market would never crash.

>TSLA

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Finally hit 10k, time to cash out and buy a badass bicycle and go be homeless in san fran

Thanks suckers, this tesla scam secured me my future

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MBA for network

Based T212 user

>NDX +1%
this is a joke right?
How the fuck is this market still going up?
Are they waiting for the RNC on Thursday?
The fuck?

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Only bought one AAPL call contract on Friday, now wishing I bought more. But I'll count my blessings.
OOOOOOOOO

so based.

Still undervalued, heavily undervalued.

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Lmao he doesnt know about $7

Should I just put $3k into FNGU and check back 10 minutes before close?

I'm down 52% on OPTI.
I'm financially ruined, please tell me this will make a rebound.

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It's not the top if someone buys after you

Failed their phase 3 trial.....again

TIM APPLE

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I wish I had some cash to buy RKT
Oh well, I'm happy for you RKT chads!

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>tcehy pumping way harder than aapl
knew i should have stuck to our chink overlords

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OIL CHADS

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>imagine working for money
What else should people work for? Money is what makes the world function normally.

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>AAPL
>Dip

Going to be a while.

Dont invest what you cant afford to lose on a fucking penny stock

THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO $NET REEEE
Someone convince me to either sell or hold, I have no idea what's going on anymore. I thought it'd crab up then pump then go back to normal.

>Also how in God's name are you red
i bet that he bought memes like KTOV, WKHS, or RTX.

BABA CHADS RISE UP

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Good time to buy back in? Sold at 0.7.

I just bought the dip

GREEN DAY!!

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it's still at $42 and has been for a month????

Nigger what

>THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO $NET REEEE
NET is going bankrupt with a Biden presidency because the Dems hate free speech unironically

>tfw sold AAPL at 460

I’m so FUCKING STUPID AAAAHHHH

Wtf made codx do -50% they were at fuckin $30

What we buying

Am I seriously the only one who's looking at pharma/insurance and not some gay tech bubble?

how are you finding t212? I'm on freetrade and it's fucking slow, crashes, and the graphs are useless

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I just bought AAPL at the top. How fucked am I?

This is why you buy every dip

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MASSIVE DARKPOOL ON APPLE DOWN TO $400 WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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>it's still at $42 and has been for a month????
Yes, and? It's not our fault you missed the Great Oil crash in April.

what the HECKIESSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why are kikes so OCD about even numbers?

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>cloudflare
>free speech
Fucking kek.

What just happened to NIO?

Not at all, you bought it cheap if you think about the Friday price.

Why yes, I am a third worlder about to hang himself if this doesn't work, How did you know?

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3000 on TSLA after is the top

after the split of course

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It's good for the most part. Sometimes it's very slow to sell because it's trying to fuck you on price by a few cents

>TSLA

Oh no no no

woah
AAPL
up 2.78%
that's really cute
great job, you guys
super happy for you
you're all gonna make it
hope you get another 5% so you can gas up those lambos!

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>TSLA

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DAT PROFIT TAKING

>sold all the TSLA i'm not gonna hold right at the top

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All my Tesla gainz gone.

Like a brap in the wind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bullish

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>selling aapl

Like selling msft back in 1990

No advertising or begging.

Cloudflare is turbo-leftarded anti-freespeech. They ban (and then DDOS) anyone who doesn't agree with leftard agendas. No clue what you're on about m8.
Not to mention the dems have precisely 0% chance of winning now.

***IMPORTANT***
***IMPORTANT***
***IMPORTANT***

I AM OFFICIALLY ACTIVATED A THREAD-WIDE SUICIDE WATCH FOR ALL SRNE INVESTORS

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AAPL is fucking tanking again. FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

Why do all my calls and puts lose money, even when I call it right

Robinhood used to suggest options with good leverage for you and I was rolling in money just predicting the market. Now it won't suggest anything for you and everything I pick drops even when I'm right.

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What the fuck do I buy with $4k cash

The smell

i just got fucked by NAK again....

Should I buy TQQQ puts or calls for the day? RSI looking mighty high...MACD is kinda crazy though

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Imagine being so retarded you trade instruments you don't even understand lmao.

SHLLbros :)

Holy fuckin shit does this count as spam by this point can I report this faggot or what

>amazon
what the fuck, on what news did it pump?

Scamwick to 0 today. Screenshot this post

don't buy any NAK until I get my 250k shares.

kek every Apple dip is getting immediately swallowed

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>NAK
I am financially ruined.

Nope. But they can get you for announcing a reporting tho

Why would you hold more than 50 dollars of NAK right now? They just hit another wall b/c of natives and hippies whining about the water supply

uh why is big green candle getting smaller???

Hebrews are big on numerology, as were many other ancient cultures.

TSLA WHAT THE FUCK WTF WTF

I'd ethereum worth putting into?

1st time coins trader