/smg/ - Stock Market General

5 months since the great stock market crash edition. What did you learn these past five months?

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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faggot nigger

First for buy the dip

Should I get back into TSLA with the dip?

>call female broker
>”give me 100 shares of BABA, market price”
>”but sir that’s risk-“
>hang up

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>"Dizd yu forgot abut sumone?"

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TRUST THE MAP
green means BUY

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If you sold either AAPL or TSLA after market open you literally will never make it.

BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!

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The dip is weeks away, it'll steadily go back to 200 a share after the split digits will tell

>funds shaking out all the robinhoodies out of Apple so they can buy more

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uvxy trending up since morning
Ill take what i can get.

EVERYTHING is RIP ROARING GREEN

except NET and WKHS

NET is eating shit and horse is the eternal crab

Why do I even buy things that aren't TQQQ

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND we're back
$550 EOD aapbros

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This morning I bought ADMA at 3.59 and SONN at 4.13
t-they’ll go higher than that .. right?

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When will this meme rotation end? I want tech cheapes

BUY THE DIP OR MISS OF MAKING IT

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>tfw comfy waiting for my bike

Sell. This is the rugpull. I earned enough to finally move to california and take the /homelesschad/ pill.

Think about it
>no masters
>no laws
>no taxes
>no worries
>spend all day every day on the pursuit of mental achievement and physical perfection
>save all money and put it back into market
>can literally do anything you want

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>Apple shoots up $15 in the pre-market
>Apple corrects itself to where it left off last week and starts growing again

Don't be stupid, hold. Only freak out if it dips to like 485 today

>he didnt buy the RKT dip
Whats youre excuse now?

>1 week living with roommates
>WIFI network already banned across all boards for CP
>have to phone post now

Do I confront my roommates? Should I call the police?

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Sold TSLA bought more aapl. Also will someone tell me why my limit order didn't fucking sell

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>everyone AAAAA'ing
>im still up over 2 grand on TSLA and AAPL

my fucking sides, how many anons getting shaken out right now when the real party hasn't even started yet?

Post link to bike, nigger.

Just bought Tesla after the morning dip. Can't wait to ride this baby up to the stars.

>calling 4% openmarket a rugpull
what a retard

what's the ban reason?

alright boys I just bought back in AAPL, hope I dont get fucked

Did Workhorse get the contract yet? If not I will scream at you all until I die.

Look pajeet, if you're going to hang out with us, at least learn the language.

No idea what's going on with NET. Someone has a clue? Their CSO or whatever was a criminal but that shouldn't tank the stock that hard days after this was announced.

When TSLA is $600 by the end of year you will sell that bike to buy rope and hang yourself

Current thread theme
Specifically targeted towards Zoomer idiots who thought stocks could only go u pand load up on calls
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every single public network i've ever connected to has been banned people are fucked up

they're probably sharing jailbait on Zig Forums

Picked up NAK at .66$ 2000 shares during the dip today. Should I hold through the ROD? Or just dump it if it gets near 1.50$?

>freak out
>today
chose one

I settled on this to save some money

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>all boards for CP
>hurrrrrrr y ban??? Me no read hurrrrr
Fucking retard.

OKAY GUYS I DID IT

I BOUGHT

I FOMO'D INTO APPLE

YOU CAN DUMP IT NOW

I suspect that's what it is, yeah

I'm holding long anyways, it's goodstock

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Did literally the same, sold TSLA @ 2105 and bogged it, waiting on aapl dip

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Just a little more and I can sell these CLSK bags

>boomer buffett follower missed the dip

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We need to establish a safe word for you. Just in case you get compromised

isn't CP = civil protection ??

Revised portfolio

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NIGGER

comet pizza

His bike is gonna get stolen in cuckifornia

WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN
WE WERE WARNED
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why would anyone get anywhere near this?

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Don't confront them, befriend them sounds like they have a motherload

BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!

Buy oil this week

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Why do retards say it’s dumb to sell? I have limit sells on mine and when they trigger and then dip, I buy back in. Why is that bad?

>still no tesla
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

>Clsk
What do you bros think sell around 13 and 13.5 maybe 14 then rebuy on the dip down to 13?

>We need to establish a safe word for you. Just in case you get compromised
His safe word is CHARTREUSE

>california
>no laws, no taxes
a spic is going to mug you for your bike and some nigger tax collector will demand property tax on it

>t. bought-oil-fields-with-PPP-funds

I just bought AAPL and NVDA, sell them now if you have them, you've been warned.

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Why?

because you're highly likely not to be able to beat simple buy and hold.

why are there no FNGU options this is stupid I want to sell options

Except for when they don't fucking trigger fucking fuck I'mma be salty about this shit for days

>No oil
>Canadian

Buy oil!
I'm up 4% on Suncor and 1.5 on COP

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What are they gonna do, tax my bike? Lmao

I wanna hold this until at least 15

ANY TA FAGS HERE? WE JUST WENT TO THE MOON!

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That's a single Amazon stock isn't it

w-why is apple crashing?

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No.

Just sell options on the holdings user......... far better liquidity too.

I trust this with everything besides Tesla honestly.

Then I don’t get back in. I’d rather have a profit than it dip into eternity.

Yours didn’t trigger???

It's too depressed. I'm hoping to make 10% this week or by next week then probably cash out unless covid keeps going down

lmao at people that sold TSLA

Great it's another one of those sharp dump days with an immediate pump. Could've literally gotten almost any company this morning and already be up. Any reasoning behind the pump as I don't want to get btfo'd by the "pump morning, dump mid day" if it were to happen.

pick up that can

>NAK

Are you unaware of the reputation California has?

Short answer yes, long answer yes and then you'll step on an AIDs needle covered in shit

?
Apple is up from its bottom at open.

should have bought an ebike for that price

2
2 shop as well

glad I never listen to cultists like PM retards

It's not.

>lgbt
Lmao

Sell now he just released music

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hlcomic will never be updated

Based Bezos chad

This happened to me for some reason, just email the mods. It's probably not your roommate.

Sounds like right wing cope for me not paying any bills and getting to impregnate all the latina qt3.14s i want like a spanish conquistador

I literally fucking hate you idiots. Its up 1.5% on the day thats not crashing. It jumped 15 dollars or nearly 3% pre market as people prepare for a bullish pre split week and then corrected back down to a more natural rise. Please stop asking this i dont want to hear it again and its dumb

If you mean take profits, nobody is saying bad things about them.
Limits in practice tend to fuck you up though, they always trigger too early or too late depending on perspective. They make you sell the bottom more so than they prevent losses.

squatting atm and thinking of it as a metaphor for lifting the weight of my despair when I blow up my account

anyone know about CRBP? I want to sell a naked put at $6 but am not familiar with the stock. looks like near its floor, but not sure about potential catalysts
25 days out expiration

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Time to sell

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anyone else here shorting PGE?

These questions aren't very TOP STRATEGIST of you

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if you really think TSLA isn't going to be worth more by the time battery day arrives you're insane.

to each his own. it's just statistically proven that you're likely going to be making less trying to micromanage it than if you just held.

somehow they're gonna catch the blame for fires. The state of CA is determined to kill that company out of pure spite.

Ehh I no longer consider what these hedge funds have to say about stocks. They likely have their own ulterior motives with every stock segment theu release.

This happens all the time, I have probably been banned 10 fucking time this year alone because somehow my IP crosses with some degenerate that posts furry porn on random boards. I want to find him and beat him up so fucking badly

Bruh I'm gonna coom. Fuck techies, embrace the boomer truck stop pill.

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Deltachads, are we dare I say it, taking off?

TSLA, you’re being kind of mean right now.

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I went full degenerate an bought NRGU on Friday. It's up 7% today

new to stocks
just put $300 into Vanguard S&P 500 ETF
how retarded am i

Fuck no. Ended up having to cancel and market sell at 2k. Like a weak handed cunt.

Yes enjoy my pain. I was in under 1800 so still profit but what the fuck
Edit. I'm fucking retarded actually and didn't understand a stop limit sell. Another lesson learned...

>Sitting on cash
>Everything green
>No dips to buy
>Too scared to buy calls on things that are already green

you are cleared for takeoff on runway 3 user

>can literally do anything you want
Except for stuff like buy a car, eat steak, buy clothes from this decade, pick up a hobby, get a wife, get an education, have children, go to Europe, see a movie, go to a sports game, drink a good whiskey, get good healthcare, sleep in a warm bed, read whatever book you want, etc. etc. You do you though.

PFIZER IN THE GREEN
I repeat
PFIZER IN THE GREEN
PHARMA IS BACK, LADS

>Latina qt 3.14s
user, it's literally federal law that Mexican women quadruple in mass by the age of 25

NET is on a dip right now

Why didn't I buy more of this. I honestly should bet more.

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>delta
Explain

Exactly, they are saying it’s cheap, giving investors the idea that it’s still a buy, but behind the scenes they are probably ready to unload

what is the by and sell commission? going to be impossible to make money off 300

safest play you could make, not retarded at all. dont ever sell it

You won't make it

STOP BUYING GE YOU FUCKING MORONS
THE ONE FUCKING TIME I BUY A PUT ON GE IT STARTS GOING UP
STOP YOU FUCKING RETARDS
I HATE YOU

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If that returns 5% over a year that means you get a whole fifteen (15) dollars.
Did you only enter with $300 for practice or is it all you can afford to lose?

SLV is fucking allergic to 25.

>$300
Buy a leveraged ETF.

>Doesn't even know what delta is
I hate you goddamn retards so fucking much I bet you have options too

Based oil Chad

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when is wkhs mooning

Reject modernity, Sell the scam tesla, embrace the future

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Lol where is that AEYE autist?

>TSLA -3%
huh

feels good man

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BUY COKE

IT'S TOO LATE FOR ANYTHING ELSE, IT'S ALL AT THE TOP.

GET YOUR DIVIES

using robinhood so no comission.
I just want a decent back up incase i become a full autist with this shit like you tards.