/smg/ - stonk market general

When market crash

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I told that strawpoll user to buy Disney and google
Both are green in this sea of red :)

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Iron hands, lads. It's coming back around.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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ZOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH TIK TOK SUES TRUMP

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Except for the dumbasses who are watching from the sidelines since April, waiting for the "dude trust me a crash is coming".
But yeh apart from these morons everyone else is a genius since a blind kid with autism could have made at worse a 5% ROI since then

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CAN'T SLAPPLE THE APPLE

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Who else /literally bought the toppest top of all the tops that ever were/

AAPL $504 here

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why can't everything be normal?!

shrug user from last bread
Im feeling safe on VOO, but tesla spiking is scaring me.
this is normal for first time jitters yeah?

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>2 hours ago

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Everything goes red when I buy and green when I sell.
I'm holding now so I assume the crash is upon us.

>spy plummets
>Puts only gain like 4%
>Spy ticks back up very slightly, almost not at all
>Puts go straight to -3%

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You did buy the dip, right?

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OOOOOOOO

It grabs when you hold.

should i buy today or w8 for JP to crash the market tomorrow?

>not knowing how options work
lmao

Just bought TQQQ calls on the dip. Let's see if I'm retarded or not

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this will age badly after the split

AAL just broke 50 day moving average.
bullish or bearish?

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SRNE bro’s.. The only news I could find would be that plasma testing for COVID might be a thing soon so all vaccine companies are getting BTFO’d. Someone bought a $30 option for SRNE in September though... gonna hold. Down 25% on SRNE.

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>3% of a tesla share
is this the top?

thanks for the theta

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we dont need to wait user :)

I caused the dip by buying

Lost 3k on Apple puts last week. Bought Apple calls 440 Jan 2021 at $1.45 but sold for a small loss in March/April :(

>Market open for 90 mins
>AAPL already above average volume
intradasting

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>He sold the bottom?
poomp eet

Just gonna leave this here

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I DIDN'T BUY THE DIP AAAAAA

The shake off is over. Time to carry on moon mission boys

me :(

You are.... I mean dude... cmon

>mfw -30% since then
fuck

Cloudflare is still eating shit if you're looking for a dip to buy

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When can we expect GreenPower Motors to get listed on the Nasdaq? They just applied like a week ago and I don't know how long that usually takes

>0.036646 shares of TSLA
What the fuck is the purpose

>NTDOY Nintendo
why didnt I buy. went to best buy last week a saw a fuck ton of switches waiting for pickup. shit keeps getting sold out fast.

2024?
That is 4 years away.

Apple/TQQQ/FNGU holy trinity take me to paradise

Buy and hold INTC y/n?