/smg/ - stock market general

Our New Dear Leader Can't Be This Cute Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bear/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Anime

Rocket man!

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Invest in builders.

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cunny

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NVDIA
APPLE
TESLA

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RTX and KTOS pumping on Kim Jong Un dieing soon, don't miss the train

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>RobinhoodZoomers can't move the market that much
>RobhinhoodZoomers will cause AAPL and TSLA to tank because they think they've lost money.

Which is it Zig Forums just a tad hypocritical imo

I agree. I'm long NVDA.

IT had a unique pullback because of rtx/crypto and theres no guarantee it happens again.

KTOV rocket ship blasts off tomorrow. You've all be informed.

We MMT'ers now
cnbc.com/2020/08/24/powell-set-to-deliver-profoundly-consequential-speech-changing-how-the-fed-views-inflation.html

Should I dump $500 in nvda Friday?

shut you NAK bag holding ass up retard

Bros what do I buy after tomorrow's crash?

short term incredibly bullish, golden bull run, leverage to the tits

long term japanification

"You will see our economy skyrocket once this is over."

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Based

SPY only goes up, no one can refute this fact

Money printer go brrr?

Doesn't matter, just buy.

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-23/social-influencers-feed-the-robinhood-hunger-for-investing-101

Literally 1920s boom fueled by retards

Well first of all this is /smg/, far superior compared to Zig Forums and secondly, the people claiming RH zoomers moves the market are braindead

doubt it RTX just moves between high $50s and mid $60s constantly

Like?

i give up. i got my AAPL i got my TSLA im just gonna hodl long term. if shit crashes im just gonna hodl through it because unless the world ends (in which case my investments don't matter), tech stonks only go up in the long run

Neither robinhood and zoomers have next to zero affect on the market as a whole this meme is annoying beyond words

how much longer will KTOV be shilled here until people wake up

good for you!
nice
I see a theme

>coordinated and funded by NGOs
maybe
I think the world is heading that way and doesn't need help to get there. One of the greatest predictors of a future coup is having a recent coup, so many of those countries are in the danger zone.

>wtf imagine how weird it would be if you were having seggs with a woman and [milk] started pouring out of her nippies, what's the deal with that??
Sounds awesome. Supposed to be salty so I'd likely just drink it and not try to use it as lube.

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*yehaw*

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You ARE the zoomer retard if you actually believe shit like this is moving the markets. It’s clickbait talking head nonsense.

life sucks being a sex offender but I had a few talks with people and they said never give up

I'm of the same mindset, I'm going to dump my TSLA post split pump but will hold AAPL long term

NAIL

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>You ARE the zoomer retard
Yes, but that's beside the point

What's an easy way to make money off calls

Buy ones that are long enough out that they’re statistically more likely to happen. Or be the person selling them.

WE WILL MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN!

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while i agree with this in all honesty its incredibly dangerous to buy right now
anyone who thinks this market is correctly valued is fucking retarded
i don't care what any shills say this market is going to pullback before the election

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Absolute buy signal. I’m going all in on FNGU tomorrow boys wish me luck

It will pullback to September levels so buy now

The market doesn’t value the economy. It’s a tool for the wealthy to get wealthier and never forget it.

>Japanification
>Bullish
...

seems like hodling TSLA until some time before battery day and putting everything else into AAPL for the next decade or two is the common plan around these parts recently.

>[Phone ringing is heard]
>"H-Hello," stuttered by a soft female voice
>"Do you want to b-buy 500,000 more workhorse shares 10 minutes before closing again, s-sir?"
>"Yes", boomed a deep voice that echoes throughout a massive space
>"O-ok sir. You order has bee-"
>[Phone slams down]

>It's a tool to get wealthier
I hate people that says this they have no fucking clue what anything means and does yet they have a strong opinion about it because they think they understand it because it looks wrong in their view

is there literally any "therapeutics" or pharma company, outside of abbvie and the decades/centuries old monopoly brand names, that hasn't followed this exact graph?

OP can you please stop calling threads "breads", it's such a Yotsuba A board thing to do.

Probably but if you can afford to wait, you might consider at least having some cash in; you can always just ride out the dip/buy in the dip.
For instance, if my ~30k of stocks drops to 15k overnight, that's fine, I can survive without it for 5 years or more with my current savings / salary / etc. Depends on your job and non-stock holdings, though.

>I see a theme

if its girls watching you would be correct

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>OP can you please stop calling threads "breads", it's such a Yotsuba A board thing to do.
Get out the bread retard

Anyone got wood calls?

nice

Whats the market capitalization of this company in the state(s) its operating?

Not tech

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Saw this a few minutes ago:
fool.com/investing/2020/08/24/3-stocks-to-avoid-this-week/
"I took a look at three stocks to avoid last week, and I got smoked. For the second time in a row, the stocks I chose to steer clear of collectively moved higher. I needed that. I was starting to get cocky after coming out ahead in each of the nine previous weeks."
I had a kek

prep ze bull

Couple of bad purchases. I held $2000 worth of air Canada for 3 months and made like $20

It's a leveraged ETF. Read the prospectus direxion.com/product/daily-homebuilders-supplies-bull-3x-etf

I don’t give a fuck what you hate faggot you arent shit. And you type like a retard to boot.

Fuck man these dudes freak me out in a major way i wish they weren't so prevalent on this fuckin shit board

is there anyone who unironically takes investment advice from fool or seeking alpha? or just financial media in general?

yep girls watching/in awe of/encouraging a man while he's with a different woman

>Anyone got wood calls?
No... LumberAnon was saying it's got room to the upside, but his favorite youtuber had a recent video titled something like "lumber futures up again but it won't last"

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What the fuck are these 10 dollar Boeing swings? I'm about to turn into a day trader just to realize some green.

I told you all weekend to buy oil. You're still in time for 5% gains this week!

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