Accidentally click on a girl’s LinkedIn profile from work

>accidentally click on a girl’s LinkedIn profile from work
>she is notified that I viewed her page
>hr interviews me about it
>says I harassed her for viewing her profile
>my manager called a meeting for tomorrow with just hr and me
I’m so nervous anons. I was already on thin ice because a girl reporting me to hr for asking her on a date. What do I do?

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Tell them you were working

Stop shitting where you eat retard

open her page again, message her and said u are sorry.

Delete your linkedin it has not helped a single person get a job that wasnt way below their real worth by some piece of shit headhunter.

So glad technology will save us

It was the biggest mistake of my entire career. And now this. It is over

This

Nah not really. Just get another job and don't socialise or flirt like a normie. It's income only, use free time for rest.

How much link do you have?
I’m unironically on thin ice at work because of some chick too. We’d been friendly with each other and then she started giving me all these weird signals like something was wrong. I asked her one day if something was the matter and she reported me to hr just for that.

you stop working and just trade crypto like DIA and TRB

Women in the workplace was a mistake

why do people respond to this dumb larp? larp can be fun but this is some real low tier tripe

I have 44k btw. Sergey, can you please hurry up a bit? These roasties are getting crazier by the hour.

how the fuck are you interacting with women at work? do you not have a normal job?

stick to places men work.

Please be real

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stop lying to people

Even if this is a larp, which I doubt, I guarantee there are men in America for whom this is a reality. Trump has made women absolutely insane imo.

What do you do so that there’s no women? I’m serious. If it’s not garbage collector, I may try to move towards that industry.

yeah there's no fucking way it was this simple, stop lying to yourself and stop being a fucking creep. chad could get away with "clicking her linkedin" and a LOT more than that with no problem. learn how to be a chad.

bring a gum to the office and shit on her desk.

I guess I was in a similar situation with the signals. We would hang out outside of work a bunch. She would come over and we would watch football games and movies at my house. I read online that this was an indicator of interest so I risked it and asked her out. I don’t understand women sometimes.
>t. 10k link holder

sounds like a self defense situation

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>just alter your physiognomy bro

This is probably no LARP. I have been in a similar situation.

How does clicking accidentally go to asking her out on a date? Yeah office people are fucked though

>says I harassed her for viewing her profile
wut

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Lmfao, I'm a GED drop out with over mid 6 figures worth of LINK, haven't worked a real job in over a year, haven't had sex in over 2 years!
I live with my parents and get drunk every day after checking my local coinstar machines.

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Bro just make up some story about wanting to compare colleagues LinkedIn to yours to make sure yours was on par and up to snuff. Don't do it again.

>working with women

ngmi

Tell them LinkedIn suggested her as a potential connection. You clicked on her profile BUT DID NOT SEND AN INVITATION. Because you don’t know her that well and it’s not a connection that you thought would advance your career. And look dude, you’re doing something wrong here. Not in the sense that there’s something wrong with you, but you’re misreading the vibe at work. I’ve been working since I was 14 (42 now), and I’ve never hooked up with anyone at work. It’s not worth it. As you now know. By the way, I’m a lawyer, and it’s fucking ridiculous for anyone to suggest that viewing a coworker’s LinkedIn profile is harassment. Asking the other girl out was an honest mistake and you shouldn’t get in trouble for that. It’s only harassment if they tell you to stop and you persist. If you care about the job find an employment lawyer and speak to them before the meeting. Ask them whether they should be at the meeting or on the phone during the meeting. Finally, know this about HR: they are all washed up failures and cowards. They refuse to fire the worst employees (protected class), refuse to take quality legal advice (yes you can fire a pregnant woman if she fucking sucks and it’s documented), and can only survive by forming the exact kind of catty girls network that HR is intended to prevent. And I bet they’re all female communication majors who weren’t smart enough for business school (undergrad mind you) and fags. Good luck user. Don’t be a pussy.

There's no way people actually believe this story

No way can viewing a profile be considered workplace harassment

That is what happened. She was a suggested contact on LinkedIn and I clicked her profile. I didn’t send a connect request.

not surprised biz neets and zoomers believe this retarded larp

I used to be the only man in an office of 15+ women.. one time i rolled the dice on a 10/10 new girl. Riskyyy as fuck bros

Nah they really do. The only people who believe this are NEETs who don't even have a linkedIn or never worked a real professional job in their lives.

shitty larp and shitty thread off yourself opie

Seems extremely unlikely, I get linkedin requests non-stop from everyone at my company. That's the whole point of the site.

Kek at accuracy. Special place in hell for HR employees