I have covid19

Got my test today. How do I profit from it?

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Nice try libtard we know it's not real. Go back to Tumblr.

fuck off larper. covid is unironically a hoax

How dare you post on this board when you know you’re infected. Have you no thought for your fellow anons?

Stfu Zig Forums, my brother had it 2 weeks ago and he still can't walk the stairs without running out of breath. Hope I will handle it better
I have my mask on so it's fine right?

Ok CIA

>muh CIA wants me to wear a mask!!!

kill yourself

You're dealing with the biggest dopes in the world, no better than Africans throwing rocks at people trying to fight Ebola. Cut from the same ignorant conspiratard cloth.

In addition to unemployment insurance and extended unemployment insurance Pandemic Emergency Unemployment Compensation (PEUC), you're eligible for Pandemic Unemployment Compensation (PUA). There used to be the extra $600 Federal Pandemic Unemployment Compensation (FPUC) but that ended at the end of last month. Your state may be halfway bringing it back soon for 5 weeks.

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By dying, congrats lad.

That sucks, get well user. I just found out I am anemic. Not too sure what to make of it. I eat a lot of beans..what gives?

1. this isn't business related
2. COVID IS A FUCKING HOAX, you fucking spook

Ok CIA

Sell your plasma. Not even kidding.

Not true. Gf’s whole family had it. They’re all okay but its actually real or we wouldn’t have shut down the whole country

What symptoms are you experiencing? asking for a friend

You ever notice how fags like this and always utilize the same writing style? Note how the first sentence in both is "My [insert family member] had it, it's real" and the second sentence in both ends without a period? Literally the same fucking CIA niggers/bots.

>be europoor
>covid 5 months ago
> still get exhausted from small walks

Good luck user

There is no test for covid19 idiot

>we wouldn’t have shut down the whole country
>we wouldn't have
>we
When your posting on here Mr. CIA, you are supposed to refer to the government as 'they'.

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>go to the gym every other day for the last 4 weeks where no one wears masks, breathes heavily and doesn't wipe down equipment
>still no Covid
nice try larper.

Eat a dick, faggots. Ram a big dick up your retarded asses. You're retarded. You're retards. This is the level of conversation you deserve.

I am not living in the US

Thanks, wish you well too. Beans are one of the healthiest things you can eat, especially the dark ones.

Holy fuck you guys are retarded.

I will look into it, thanks.

None (so far)

This makes me scared, I am a stoner with a bad lung

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUT ON YOUR HECKIN' MASKERINOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Who brought the rope?

every faucet
every soap dispenser
every doorknob
every light switch
every keyboard
every tp roll
every coin

lick stamps and send to isreal

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yes, their glow is bright
Ok CIA

Why so angry fren? Do you not like it when people refuse to follow the narrative? Should everybody just believe everything they are told? When was the last time you allowed yourself to have a critical thought about the information you are being fed and what the people feeding it to you may have to gain?
I am sure that the US government has your best interests at heart.

based grammar schizo

coof on your neighbors and when they're in the hospital pillage their homes

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