/smg/ - Stock Market General

jackson hole edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Anime

why green line go up still?

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NVDA is literally the future.

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h-h-h-hello Zig Forums, I come from this cool website called reddit, heh, it’s kind of like Zig Forums! can you tell me about this tech company named Apple and what price it will be by Friday?

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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I’m brand new to stocks, I only have $850 but I want to buy a share of Tesla. What stock can I buy this week to get $2000 dollars by Friday to buy Tesla before it splits?

How to get out of $100k student debt in 2 years

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who /bought the TOP/ here?
>your order expires this Friday
>2 days red

Invest in Machine learning and AI stocks.

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Should I just kick most stocks off my watchlist at this point? All the majority of stocks there make me regret "what if's" especially with how many have literally dumped, pumped, dumped, pumped in the span of less than 2 weeks. Seeing the strategy I developed to take advantage of this unfold but not actually go through pains me. At the same time there's another strategy I'm trying that has more consistency in gains so long as I don't make the wrong move. A 1.1k return weekly but risks 10k. Albeit if I went in with larger amounts I'd be netting a great return, a more likely event then the former strategy. And then there's a third and fourth strategy I want to try.... Yeah I have too many I want to try but not enough capital.

I want to be rich so my family and I don't have to wagecuck. How do I just pick a strategy or two and stick with it?

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source?

Who is she?
My first thought was Kaguya but thats not it.

Just buy TSLA AAPL and NVDA. All you need for the next 10 years.

You'd want to go 1-2 weeks out to have some good premium to feed on, otherwise you risk more for less with less wiggle roof for the price to move.

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suck 10k cocks at 10$ a pop

Also saves on food

Cocoa. Please answer my question now

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How much money you got?
Whats your risk tolerance?
Is suicide an option?
Is sex work an option?

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Wait sorry it's actually syaro
>How much money you got?
12k
>Whats your risk tolerance?
High

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Get robinhood gold, yolo on apple with margin, sell covered calls
THAT FUCKING EASY

American in the Balkans on vacation reporting. Seriously thinking about emigrating here if the coronahoax lockdown goes on another couple years. Currently in Albania reviewing my gains from yesterday with futties up nicely again. It’s not that people don’t care here, masks are still on some people like bus drivers and such. But people aren’t crossing the road when they see you from 20 feet away, or freaking out if you go into a restaurant for a quick drink and sit within a few feet of several other people. Kek’d at a few token Asians in full hazmat suits with goggles on the flight, but otherwise this trip has been like time traveling back to last year when things were normal.

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>that high call volume expiring on sept 18
I hope you got a position in RKT. another moon mission in a couple weeks

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EXCUSE ME EVERYONE.

STOP POSTING RIGHT NOW. Answer MY question. YES that's right ME. Answer MY QUESTION OR THIS THREAD IS GETTING DELETED. You will do what i say right now!

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Gert a job in IB or trading and live as frugal as possible

That answers only two of my questions...

Buy AMD, TSLA and NVDA calls.
Not saying thats a good idea, just saying thats how you make a 10x bagger in 2 years while having the possibility of actually succeding.

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stupid frog poster

DELL calls. Buy them if you like money

Get a regular $60k wage slave job, find a side hustle that pays $10-20k (I teach yoga twice a week kek), live cheaply and use any extra money to buy FAGATMAN

>so what you're telling me is that this market is completely sustainable even with millions out of work, a pandemic, major cities burning and the threat of a Chinese nuclear war?

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go away santa

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>>so what you're telling me is that this market is completely sustainable even with millions out of work, a pandemic, major cities burning and the threat of a Chinese nuclear war?

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Yes Satan, completely sustainable.

oh boy time for another day of too much coffee and losing money

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where do i find a gf like this

No user. As much as that could make me rich I dont want to risk being completely and utterly financially poor with no means of even helping them escape.

Burgerclap millennials truly are fucked
Start the race with 100k minus by default
RIP

Well just had deja vu looking at this thread

>so we need to invade Iran?

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>Yes Peter. Now go wait downtown at 4 in the morning for the next 5 hours to buy our weekly bread rations before the rush

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When the SHLL merger is going to happen will there be advanced notice? I would like to know a couple days before I make stupid money

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>I own 0.00000001% of Disney
Absolutely comfy

time for sleep

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>hour and a half before the 4am ding
>goes to sleep
Lol@u

Kek

I'd like to know this also.

am sleepy

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Okay guys I found the source of the image.

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I really, REALLY like this OP.

But I have the scary feeling that all the good posters are gone. I blame that fucking kpop retard.

WAKE UP
BANG BANG BANG!

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>animefags in literally the only stock thread on Zig Forums
Fucking kill yourselves stupid niggers go jerk off to cartoons somewhere else fuck

Anime website

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