Finally get myself to try out defi

>finally get myself to try out defi
>3 transaction and -$50 in eth gas fees later im almost done setting it up
>run out of eth in the last step so I have to buy some more
>spend -$20 in gas buying eth
>accidentally sent eth to the wrong address
>buy $50 eth again costing $10 of gas
>finally can send my link to whatever meme contract to farm yield
>fuck up the address again
>lose everything (27k link)

its over for me, adios amigos

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you lost 27k link?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

>doesnt copy paste
deserves it

I do hope this is a LARP

You actually deserve that if you fucked up the address twice. I've fucked up once back in the day and became OCD about it, that you could have that happen during the same session is unbelievable

It is, no one can be this retarded.

I hope you accidentally sent that link to an address that doesn't exist instead of losing it to a scammer.

I hope it was my link address

>if you mess up a single field your money just goes into the void

nice system we've got here, truly, I love this cutting edge technology

Imagine thinking that something with mandatory transaction cost would ever be adopted as currency

It's optimal.
Stupid/Clumsy people deserve to be poor.

yeah sometimes i take a step back and realize how dumb that is

defi will blow up and get 100x the transactions and interest when eth 2.0 reduces or eliminates gas fees... once it debuts in the year 2050

Wtf bros I somehow got 27k more linkies

It's clearly not ready for normies yet.. One day it won't be managed like this. And even now you can simply create an email address and send all your tokens to it.

i have 500 usd from being a wagie that im trying to get outta coinbase to le uniswap meme but i dont even know how to do that kek

user don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself user.

i tried to put coins in my CD drive to buy more coins but i lost all the coins

Yeah, need to reduce the darwinism effect to get the real normies.

you trying to farm YFLINK?

This made me check my wallet

uhmm... hello-o-o?? based department??

We will have an epic fat finger one day, like some bank tries to use oracles and smart contracts and accidently loses billions of assets and then blames crypto and chainlink and all the linkies are ruined and commit suicide and their parents receive custom videos from Nico of her gloating and rubbing her feet on photos of the dead linkies.

buy eth and transfer it to some meta mask wallet, then go to uni swap and connect the wallet.

now u can use uniswap

simple as

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i tried to make a call to buy em for my razr phone but ma flipphone broke

How do I transfer from coinbase to metamask?

>transactions costing this much
any day now crypto is sure to become the de facto currency

The only thing the banks will be using anytime soon is ripplenet and that will be superficially tailored for their ease of use.

Does anyone know if there any type of coin that tries to address this issue? Seems like something that needs to be sorted out for adoption, however I'd have no idea how to

ye, thanks user for looking out
pretty sure i jumped in during a bulltrap tho but im gonna go in for the long haul

should be some transfer option on coinbase that allows you to transfer eth to your metamask wallet

very googleable for you at this point metamask.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360028141672-How-to-send-deposit-tokens-to-your-MetaMask-Wallet

LMAO get fucked OP

Its like the Wild West out here boys. Try to strike gold only for some savage to scalp you in the middle of the night