To the anons who have made it, how much would you pay to have a top 1% sized penis like mine...

no but heres me being extra conservative on the penis calculator

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If i had 2M usd i would probably pay 50-100K. If i was a dicklet and had 2M i would pay 1M to get normal sized dick.

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Yeah the big dick thing is just fun for yr ego really. Its having a very small dick thats crushing for dudes. It really shouldnt be either people are just cruel all around.

I knew a guy who had a really big one, turns out it's super inconvenient because it doesn't fit into your pants, and it will hurt the vast majority of women (except the absolute whores who shove 50cm dildos in their asses).

It's best to have an above average penis, but not one too big

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Umm congrats. Thing is women are stupid and don’t know what they want. I’ve made many women squirt with my weird looking 5.5in girthy shroomdick

Why would I get a dick reduction?

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absolutely true, but Im a grower not a shower so its really only a problem when I get an unexpected erection in public and i just toss it down a pant leg so its not as noticible

Zero, but I would pay about $100-200k to be white with blue eyes.

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what’s your girth?

You guys are like children. You never going to make it.

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is it shaped like a corkscrew?

Absolutely seething

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kek

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Penis size matters if you want to keep tapping a single slut, if you're white + blue eyes, you can at least get one fuck in even if you have a below average dick.

maybe for my ego but also probably not
because i don't care what whores think

My whole worldview was shattered by pic related revelation. Did Zig Forums memes and porn lie to me?

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very true lol.

yes. My dick is one in a thousand but a lot of porn dicks are literally one in a million. The coomer meme is completely true, porn is bad for you on so many levels.

Strange that porn and general media forced a narrative that blacks have the biggest dicks. It got me totally convinced too. I don't get the purpose of it though.

It literally doesn't matter. Most women are more about a mental state rather than what they feel. I can't tell you how many times I've had a bitch bent over, I put a finger in and they try to start fucking it thinking it's my dick. Women are emotional creatures, all you have to do is warm them up and play to their kinks. Maybe I've never met a size queen but of the 20+ bitches I've fucked regularly I've never failed to make one cum with just my index finger. If a bitch likes you enough she'll cream her pants from making out while you play with her nipples. Then there's completely desensitized ones that won't come unless you play with their clit no matter how hard you dick them. Not that it matters because if you're hooking up with a random bitch then why the fuck would you care what she thinks? You fuck her until you're done using her and then you send her on her way. If it's a relationship then you both explore together to figure out what you like and how to get each other off. Unless you're dick is smaller than a girls index finger then don't fucking worry about your dick size.
t. 4.75 incher

Only correct answer in this thread.

How do you get with 20 girls? I dont even know 20 girls.