Have nearly a million dollars in crypto

>just shave it off and grow a beard bro! lmao

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amazing

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Donate it to a gamer girl

extremely based

kek

basado

You’re gonna make it fren, wife changing money.

Sounds pretty retarded to me, also based "relationship" you got there

^

Haters will say it’s fake
But personality is real

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still going to keep my wife
I just want one day for her to wake up, check the bank account and see that our mortgage is gone, and we have fuck you money for the rest of our lives.

i know this feel

lol shell be so mad at you for not telling her and this could be the catalyst for divorce once she realizes that you're loaded and she can dump your ass with most of your belongings

smart move, dumbass

that "fuck you money" will be gone within a span of 5 years
once she sees the mortgage paid off she will want the newest SUV... every 3 years
then travel, at least 2 times a year, to expensive places ofcourse
after that bingeshopping for retarded shit will be a weekly occurance
that dress you saw for 10 dollars? yea guess what that EXACT same dress is 150 dollars at a different "luxury shop" and she will need at least five of them
your expenses for food will magically x10
if i were you, i'd cash out your mill to a secondary account only you know about
pay off mortgage saying you got lucky on the lottery or other shit
then keep dropping small amounts of money
listen, i know you love your wife (probably) and want her happy, but it is your responsibility as a man to keep her on a leash, after all, she is still a woman, aka braindead materialistic child with low impulse control

Bump

LARP? Hairline is trivial to repair in this day in age if you have money, as for being fat and lazy that is pretty pathetic to stew on when you're richer than 99% of living humans and could literally pay someone to work with you on losing weight and living a better lifestyle.

You do know that we wife will nag on him for that 100k right? Uhhhhh baby sell it all we need it ..
Fuck that whore

Just liKe this guy. Have 50k link since day 1. Been with my girl for 3 years got married in Jan, kid on the way, she’s never heard of the word Chainlink in her life never will

I've never met a fat girl with a good personality. I've met thick/busty girls who had pretty faces, but likely held liberal world-views - thicc is not fat though.

Happened to me. Only took a bit out to solve financial issues.
Link crashes anyway.
>She was right

Tbh my main justification is to save her from the pain and agony that comes with owning link. Waited 3 years to get to this point may have to wait 3 more years to get to $100. That shit is painful to endure, she won’t be able to tolerate it

so you're going to divorce her and go live out your dream of fucking thai ladyboys, while your child gets raised by the media and a bunch of sketchy stand-in men who will be fucking your ex-wife?

Wow, much based.

Nope I’ll cash out once we have enough to run away and live in Italy or some place we want for life, never have to work a day again assuming we ever get to 100. She’s the one there isn’t much a question about that

Hair plugs and personal trainer at the gym. What? It's only, like, a fraction of your wealth. Every other user is right, but you've only "made it" until you've made yourself. Robux are cool, but they can only get you so far if you lack the confidence.

me but obsessing over the implications of SUTER