>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >1M to 2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.
This is clownworld so I am 100% sure are gonna make it with COOM. I am a Sperm Whale with 10M+ COOM and I know for a fact this will be above 1c by end of nofapNovember
>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.
I heard it's a symbolism for the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. When unleashed he will drown the world in coom leaving only the worthy behind, the people who bought COOM in this utopia
Hunter Gray
After $DONUT integration It means COOM cubes for optimal stacking and to dab on linkies >learn Who are you trying to lecture, faggot? Return to clownworld, wagie. read the OP, user
Been doing research for 3 days on COOM. This thread made me buy.
Thank you for the early thread OP
James Bennett
I VE BEEN DOING RESEARCH ON COOM SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD SAMPLED IT TASTED IT A BIT SALTY DELICIOUS FILLED WITH SPERM AND JACKED OFF TO LAETITIA IN HER TIGHT LEGGINGS IN P.E. SITTING IN FRONT IF ME AT THE CAFETERIA WITH HER BIG JUGS AND I CAN SAY COOM IS LEGIT
