/smg/ - Stock Market General

Pepe rug edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

benjerry.com/whats-new/2016/systemic-racism-is-real
counterpunch.org/2018/08/13/migrant-injustice-ben-jerrys-farmworker-exploitation/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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1st for WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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SHLL is going to explode

BUY APPLE AND TESLA BEFORE THE SPLIT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

everyone is AWFULLY silent about NIO.

>tqqq up
>apple barely down
>still waiting for $35K to settle since i'm naught and daytrade too much

let it dip

>WEEB

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My dick don't work

Did put credit spreads on apple and got btfod by closing....it has recovered since. I really need to just not look at the market for at least the first 1 hour and 30 minutes after open. At least Im only 1 share away from having the equivalent of 300 shares post split.

Everyones silent about NIO and BABA fucking crazy

chinkshit scam

I hope so... this dip is scaring me

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SHLL will hit $100 after the merger, screenshot this post

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you wont its apple

>Another WKHS rides to $17 before crabbing back to 15-16 episode

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SELL SELL SELL

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>$1.08
Ouch, how high did you biy and how many shares?

Found out my childhood bff got arrested on felony drug and gun charges recently. Spent a week in jail and now on house arrest. Wondered why i hadnt heard from him. Do some people really live like that bros? Its sad.

Hold me lumberbros

Did you have a GTC order working? Those will fuck you over with overnight price action

>be novice robinhood trader
>never trade options (dont know how)
>see everyone making thousands on apple and tesla
>decide to buy apple calls this morning
>get instantly rekt
>uninstall robinhood

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Shit :^(

Oof....hadn't looked at GNUS for a day or so.......how's your destroyed anus doing ????

another day, another 200 dollars down the toilet

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Money doesn't care about US State Department butthurt.

>AAPL and TSLA options not tradeable
>gotta hold the bag and hope it goes up or else I go bankrupt
;_;
Just kidding I only put $5k in there, and I know it's going up.
Still sad to see the red when it ought to be very green today.
What really makes me cry is LL and NET.

>reverse cup and handle
uh oh

you should try neugenix

TSM doing alright I guess

holy shit hahaha just buy the dip nigga like hahah just walk away and get gainz nigga hahaha

Mine barely does either anymore. If I fuck a whore I just take viagra, otherwise not much of an issue.

That's a nice rug.
The NIOcoaster is too much for me, but I might capitulate and admit I was wrong about Baba

How many calls did you get? How much did you lose?

Do I sell my RTX at a 50% loss?

MSFT knows just how to milk my dick

Yeah and not in good way

if you dont have at the very least one or the other, preferably both in your house youre either a gigantic faggot and a pussy

BABA AND NIO

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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It's legit one of comfiest things about owning the stock, desu. It has its moments of excitement, but then it tires itself out, and goes home to stable. Absolutely adorable.

Somebody called a cup and handle on WKHS and it did not.

No wait to it goes down to $55 to sell for a bigger loss.

Anyone have thoughts on Dollar General? I have a short term OTM call I might sell soon here.

>>AAPL and TSLA options not tradeable
Im not so sure. Robinhood seems to still let me get some if I want so idk. If true id rather not be holding any right now tho.

Heil'd

(You)
>It's in the system though, look at the wealth gap and how a black family only earns $60 for every $100 a white family earns. Or look how blacks with college degrees are twice as likely to be unemployed. Even in schools black students make up 16% of the class but make up over half of all suspensions. Even though they're allowed to have property they're twice as less likely to own their own home. It's the system bro.

You better be fucking kidding me Baggie. I know you're a race traitor with that shovel faced girlfriend of yours but I hope you aren't truly this retarded

>bff
Faggot. He's living a more interesting and full life than you I guarantee it

Its not the guns and drugs i have my fair share of both. Its the getting caught and having your house raided and being charged with dealing. Its just dumb

>He sold?

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IM RECOOOOOVERRRINNGGGGG

fuck it, payday in a week
put another 200 on dell
gonna dump adsk near the end of the day and hold bby for a while
fucking gambling man

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Based me too lets get high and shoot guns together bro

If this post ends with 3, $525 AAPL EOD

This but unironically

So what is going to happen before/during/after the Jackson Hole thing?

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Not being able to hold a real job is living it up lmao. Losers will cope

PRPO bagholder reporting for duty!

Cozy as fuck. Day of the contract will be glorious.

Reeeeeeee why did i close my put credit spreads!!!!!!!! Well at least I got some shares during the dip. Still pist. I think from now on im just gonna sleep in instead of watching the market for the hour and a half after open.

Bro I got it from Ben & Jerry's website.

benjerry.com/whats-new/2016/systemic-racism-is-real

It has to be true.

Is RKT still undervalued?

brother

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Powell will talk about the Fed's commitment to keeping interest rates higher in order to achieve an average 2% which means more QE which means shittier bond yields which means more TINA economy which means stocks only go up

t. professional retard

it will pump to 30 and crash back down to 12 in a single afternoon because the contract will be $5B instead of $20B

Just another corporation lying for profits.
They don't give a shit.
counterpunch.org/2018/08/13/migrant-injustice-ben-jerrys-farmworker-exploitation/

yes
hmmm thanks

>8kb file

Lad

yes but it will go back down to 24-25 before the true pricing in comes

Did they give a reason for halting trading? I'm assuming it's because they have to switch all the options to the adjusted value for next week

That or USPS backs out or gives it to Oshkosh or some shit

Got to work towards that Rockefeller vision

>AAPL already recovered and going higher

see this is why i don't bother looking at it intraday

monkey market

The contract is $6.3B you retard.

Where my NIO chads at?

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wow brett favre went from being a legendary vikings qb to shilling weed stocks, how the mighty have fallen.

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i sold mine at $15.55 like a retard, plan on buying when the pullback happens

If you did your DD you'd realize both parties have an interest in WKHS on top of USPS being able to squeeze insane amounts of subsidies from the government.

lol it was never 20B that would send it to 500

>sold half my NIO yesterday
HOW THE FUCK DID THE BOGS KNOW?

>contracts cannot be split

Here my brother

>the two smallcaps I have are eating shit
>my tech is barely red and looks like it wants to go higher
I apologize, JPOW, for betting on America. It will not happen again.

you did, didnt you?

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this aged like milk

This is why I shouldn't of even looked at stocks this morning. Out like $80 because i panic sold my put credit spreads. Ended up getting like 8 shares for an avg of maybe $495 tho instead of buying them at like $505 so I guess i just transferred my loss to my cheaper shares.

Hey fuckos, just wanted to let you know I predicted plugpower booming 2 years ago when I was shilling it to you all at $2 a share. Now I’m telling you to buy the fuck out of Hexo while it’s still under a dollar. Will you listen this time? Lol poorfags

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Yeah and it’s going to Ford

>AAL dumping again
why do this airline jumps only last 1 day at a time?

Who’s the guy that shilled me BLNK? Down so much fucking moneh now

I fucking knew I should have bought more AAPL on Monday. This pump is over. I doubt it will pump much after the split, either. The market cap is way too high.

Of course I double up my leverage on msft and it tanks, It's like me buying is a sell signal.

who the fuck is flying, dude?

i hurt myself

TODAY

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>you cannot do math

Because airline jumps are always from short squeezes

Bought Amazon today, half a share.
It's the only stock I'm comfortable buying and not looking at for 10 years.

russell 2k is the play

I have no idea if anything I just said is actual true, but you're welcome