>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.
COOM is a real project we have good developers working hard full seriousness big news COOMing!
Jaxon Cruz
Coom is the only Gemcoin out there.
Sebastian Rivera
It’s sad but you guys can’t convince people here to buy. I mean who here knows how to read a chart? They hear some fancy words and buy. That’s it. Monke see monke do. Maybe dev can add some cool sounding words to coom website
Nicholas Johnson
Seriously peiple think about it, this coomunity at the discord is solid, We have a guy vested in at 16k USD around 43 million COOM tokens. If we literally can pump this to a penny to then a dime...dump just slightly below a penny HODL then rise HIT ONE DOLLAR...and literally begin to gain attention to the point that we in yeara time get to a 15 USD mark to the point that we end up with a Coinbase listing where in fact a Fucking meme token is constantly shilled to normies to the point that they end up with PTSD from constantly hearing about COOM.
Think of the old days of Zig Forums when the scientology prank went down! Think of the meme magick! Think of the potential of this!
Caleb Flores
Us whales have strong sticky hands that will never sell. If you buy you become part of the COOM family and we will all make it. No cooming or selling ever.
Elijah Bennett
What is COOM actually planning to do? Just be a meme coin?
David Morgan
So many exciting things cooming. This is just the start.
Brigadier COOMERral Reporting! And Never selling... well I make some cash when hot 1$, only for the lambo, the rest will be in my sticky hands till 15 at least!!
They'll buy on the ATH euphoria, at the same moment when the chad sperm whales will dump their huge loads on them. Don't worry about coomlets, they deserve to be poor.
Jackson Lopez
This is OURcoin. This is our COOM. This is our chance to make it and escape clownworld. You can't outsmart clownworld, you have to outdumb it. COOM is funny. Funnier than doge. Funnier than tendies. Funnier than boomer, funnier than almost all memes. Join our coommunity and let's outdumb clownworld together.
