August 29th will be the best day of your life. Can’t tell much more, but there will be an announcement that will change your lives forever; if you are holding the right cards, that is. I’ve already said to much, but please for the love of god; don’t give up just yet. I’ve already made it with Eth so I’m just wanna give back to the biz community. Be strong brothers.
Insider here
Ryder Price
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Gavin Gutierrez
Thank you for the info but we already know
Adrian Phillips
God I need to move out and buy a trap maid
Michael Jones
There wont be any news during smartcon I have firsthand info dont listen to discorders trying to hype up nothingburgers just to froth at the dump afterwards
Angel Turner
>transsexual makes reverse psychology thread again
Blake Morris
>GOOD GOD IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS
Dominic Baker
Are you "so excited for you guys" too?
David Brown
Nice fudding discord tranny. There wont be any announcements, we wont be disappointed
Brayden Morris
I came here to post the same sentiments but OP beat me to it, though if he's not Larping I suspect our sources are different. Graphic designer-user here; without doxxing myself our studio has been working on the assets for some of the SmartCon presentations. I've been all in on Link since early 2018 so when this job was briefed in I did my best to look uninterested but the reality was I like a kid at xmas. I don't understand the technicals (they do go deep in places, albeit fleetingly) but I've seen things. The breadcrumbs; all true and then some. Forget crumbs; there are entire bakeries here. It's going to be magnificent.
Ian Gomez
insider here
i want bbc in my ass now
John Watson
>Graphic designer-user
I applied for that position but power went out at my internets cafe in Calcutta and my life changed forever.
Carson Sanchez
Are you also so excited for us?
Ethan Parker
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Adam Gomez
Insider here. peepoopoop poop poopy poo pee. in conclusion, $1000 EOY
Justin Bailey
yeah, proof or fuck off. this is bullshit.
Kevin Mitchell
Outsider here. Listening to this right now.
Luke Peterson
The British Broadcasting Company in your ass?
Jason Williams
hehe I bought more linkies sirs!
Hunter Lopez
Chigiddy-checked.
I guess. It's all good but I suspect it'll do very little for price in the short-term. When the implications are more apparent it might have more impact. I gave up trying to second-guess what pumps Link a long time ago. My excitement is for the validation of work done by the league of turbo-autists over the last couple of years.
Jordan Sullivan
Leave Nico alone jews
Andrew Rodriguez
We haven't handled all the graphics, only those from 2 corporations taking part.
Easton Barnes
Just poast the crumbs jfc larpers
Leo Lewis
Kevin Morris
Link confirmed 6 gorillion EOY
Kayden Powell
Insider of insiders here, this insider has been given wrong information, the happening is on the August 28th. Thanks insider, now we know who you are.
Christopher Flores
I just hope you don’t underestimate the word ‘’exclusive’’ speech. I sincerely hope none of you bought the ‘’same speech’’ meme. Sergey will deliver never mentioned before content during the last keynote. It WILL be unrelated to Mixicles going on mainnet (announced on friday) and staking entering testnet (announced mid saturday). We will see the 3 largest dildos we have ever seen. This will be my last reply as I do not want to doxx myselft. This was probably already too much but I owe newfags as oldfags helped me years ago.
Matthew Ramirez
Why do all larps always sound so unnaturally larpy as if they have somewhere to run to? Real insiders wouldn't start talking about big dildos will see. They would've simply said "new keynote. surprise will launch on testnet"
Caleb Bell
Thank you all for attending our virtual SmartCon. Today is a special day, we are announcing ALL our partners!
>Thousands of logos flash on the screen, literally every company you heard of is partnered with LINK
But we are especially proud to announce our final partner. Final solution, if you please.
>Giant swastika flashes on the screen.
That's RIGHT! WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHAINLINK IS OFFICIAL PARTNER OF THE FORTH REICH
>Giant oven heats up behind Sergey
Feeding real data to a blockchain is not enough! We are going to feed them REAL PEOPLE!
>You hear muffled "Please let me out!" coming out of the oven
>Camera switches to inside view of the oven, there are people with huge nasal features chainlinked to the floor
Guys, please, can you be quite for a minute? We are all in this together!
To limit our supply, and create additional demand for our token, we announce that, starting from NOW, you can STAKE your tokens, but fuck with this DeFi bullshit, because now you can also BURN your LINK! I know you all gonna ask - why would I ever want to burn my linkies? The answer lies in the burn contract - for every LINK burned, we gonna burn one of the jews, niggers, trannies, and if we ever run out of them, we still have chinks, spics, women, and paje-- *oh, they are our major holders? Fuck* ahem-- pakistanis!
>even though it's a virtual conference, you hear loud applause coming from somewhere
To spice things up...
>Sergey opens his 650mil LINK wallet
...i'm gonna commence the cleansing of which the world never seen before
>he sends them all to burn contract
>ground shakes beneath you, you hear distant explosions, there are fires and people screeming outside your house
>huge 100 ft Sergey crashes the city, erupting fire out of his mouth
>you open CMC
>LINK skyrockets to $1488
>You go to bed and sleep with a happy smile on your face. For the first time in your life, you are sure the future is gonna be alright.
Ian Perez
Niko
Michael Howard
Thanks OP, I literally bought more right now!
Aiden Bailey
Kek
James Fisher
Thank you for this