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poop

There's like half a dozen /smg/sfg/ crossposters and that's kinda fun

haha nose cone machine go brrrrr

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xth for i hope my line goes up

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>August 25, 2020 04:31 PM ET (BZ Newswire) -- Options
>Shares of Advanced Micro Devices (NASDAQ:AMD) saw some unusual options activity on Tuesday. Following the unusual option alert, the stock price moved up to $85.27.
>Sentiment: BULLISH
>Option Type: TRADE
>Trade Type: CALL
>Expiration Date: 2020-08-28
>Strike Price: $88.00
>Volume: 7354
>Open Interest: 1974

is there any way i can get alerted on this shit right away so i can buy the stock and get a quick scalp in??

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Going to test the waters. 1 TQQQ 170c 9/11 Will report back.

Are MBAs a scam? I'm considering going back to school for one

Thoughts on xpeng? chinese tesla rip off going public soon

might be good buy

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what does the volume number mean here in this context? That this person bought 7354 of the same call?

Hi guys

SHIP is where it's at for ER next week, it's heavily undervalued. International shipping rates are on the rise.

Word up

I need help bruhs I broke up with my GF and kicked her out of my house, but then she was sleeping in her car so I took her back in for awhile till she finds a job/place to live and now she's acting like we never broke up...

Is it fucked up for me to kick her out again? idk what to do

yes

I sold off my single REIT (at a profit) a week or so ago. It's not even worth it. There is no point in owning anything outside of tech. The end.

I got NAK'D AND KTOV'D

FML DOUBLE NIGGERSSSSSS

kick her out again
is she fat ?
does she have any stocks ?

hi fren

>and now she's acting like we never broke up...
lol whats up with damaged women and trying to pull this little trick?
I just ghost when that happens, she was told

Why were you dating a homeless girl in the first place?

Imagine not being in the top 5% for your age group

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The longer you drag it out the harder and more painful

>TQQQ breaking 150 tomorrow

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Word. I went 10% REIT in wife's 403b because thought it was undervalued and it's down like 4% since June.

Wish you many greens tomorrow. I didnt get mine today but I've had a very smooth month so far so I cant complain a bit

Imagine turning 35 and dropping down to the 85th percentile instantly

AAPL to $470 by Friday?

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yep

even tim is selling it off

RIP

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>be 65+
>have 100$ bill
>zoomer walks up to me and shows me his -21k$ margin call on robinhood

tfw im lower social bracket than him

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secretly bullish.

i wish you good fortune too, fren

>closed the day up 0.6%
>closed after-hours up 0.9%

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Kek

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what are the best chinese stocks to buy right now?

Sucks desu. Just turned 34 with only 400k but starting a 200k job in a couple of months so I think I'll make it.

ok bros.
i've got 400k. i'm tired of it just being passive. i need to 3x this by end of year.
this is possible, right. just need to find two good stocks that 100% over the period of one or two months.

oh no when I age another year I drop 10% unless I gain bigly :^(
And good God my girlfriend is bad at finances shes bottom 10

A woman does not sleep in her car just because she has no other place to stay bro. Think about it. All her friends, her parents, grandparents, siblings, etc.. Then you have her orbiters. She doesn't even need to have been cheating and have a backup bf or fuckbuddy. Just her placeholder bfs, emotional bfs, and just-friends bfs would be more than happy for a chance to let their beta provider skills shine.
Yet she somehow winds up sleeping in her car and you just happened to find out about that little fact. She's probably and quite suddenly a lot hornier now, has developed a taste for your cum, and is curious about trying anal because a 'friend said its not that bad and actually kind of feels good'. Men are weak, I've been there. Be nice but a little aloof. Say the sex is just rent and you don't mind if it takes a while before she finds a place. Tell her she's still special but you need to process and sort the emotions out because you did break up with her. This line should let you milk it a bit longer while also making it clear that she can put out or is put out. She will keep trying because to her that sounds like she still has a chance at getting you back and that sex is the key to winning your heart.

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Get a lawyer. Depending where you live you may now have two obligations to her. One is that she now has tenancy because she's been living there for a while. The other is defacto relationship status and she may be entitled to a share of your assets.

I sold AAPL $470 puts

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i dont like how /smg/ has started parroting TQQQ very often over the last week.
Don't fucking bog me down you losers

BABA

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Apparently Unity is doing an IPO
fool.com/investing/2020/08/25/video-game-engine-maker-unity-technologies-files-f/
>fool
yeah I know whatever

>Girls at work called me an incel again

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We were dating for 3 years, she's lived with me for the past 2, she got laid off due to covid(she was a cashier at CVS) and hasn't found work since...

it's not that simple she's living in my house, I'd have to kick her out again which is hard for me to do

tqqq tracks nasdaq/spy you fucking shitbrained donkey