>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.
>it's now 1/5 of its initial price Jesus Christ you guys have a lot of faith
Matthew Clark
this.
why is coom dying
Josiah Bailey
We are all saving our coom for the inevitable coomening that will happen soon.
Isaac Hernandez
Price is currently at 0.0002, to be 1/5th down implies it launched at 0.001 which is false. Coom ATH was 0.0005 so it's only about 50% down from ATH, but then again every coin is down right now. People who got in super early are still up.
It would seem that everytime we gain and inch we lose a mile on this, marketing campaign and general enthusiasm is slowing down. Thing is this is planned for November.
Charles Jones
it's the same way with %99 of the defi tokens. it was a rough week
Luke King
Devs got things rolling out on a monthly plan for new features, COOMunity is still strong. Rome wasnt built in a day and neither was bitcoin. Now is a great time to buy in since its dipped.
Another issue with COOM coin is people treating it like sometype of PnD penny stock.
Andrew Williams
Seems everything is down, not to worry good time to buy in. I got my bags packed dev team showing promising signs
Jeremiah Edwards
Invest only what you're willing to lose. That said, the project is legit, despite meme name. I'm not gonna shill you to buy anything, but I'll suggest you visit discord and judge by yourself. It's better shilling point than actually convincing you to spend money imo. Gl user, we're gonna make it.
Dylan Perry
all tokens are down in volume and price. don't sweat it
Ryder Foster
holy fuck look at those digits. i almost made the news
