Uhhh guys, hypothetically, if you had to do a really important presentation that you'd been hyping up for 6 months, and if the presentation was due in two days, and if you allegedly still hadn't written one word of it, and really you didn't have much new to say, how would you do in minecraft? Asking for a friend
Uhhh guys, hypothetically, if you had to do a really important presentation that you'd been hyping up for 6 months...
Camden Morris
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Hudson Moore
Just write down key words on a piece of paper, a bit like a mindmap but not really, then do the rest at the spot so to speak
Carson Kelly
I'd use the same slides
Brayden Thompson
Hi sergay
Jose Martin
Let waterhouse speak mostly and ride his orchid oxt ship when yours sinks
Nathan Cox
It's gonna be alright Serg, just bee yourself, we got you
Hunter Smith
Bullish
Isaac Nelson
Cancel the event due to social distancing concerns, blaming your chink employees for intentionally spreading the wuhanic plague in the office because you called them zipperhead gooks one too many times.
Lincoln Baker
Proven time and again, what could possibly go wrong
Joseph Wood
OK, let's help Serg and get him started:
> ETH = token
> Need external data
> Solution: get data from multiple sources and make them pay for it
> price go up
Oh shit, it's the same slides, we're running in circles here someone help me
Dominic Reed
kek
Daniel Rodriguez
>you don't write a speech. improvise on the spot
Angel Lewis
>just pee yourself
Good advice user.
Camden Myers
They get paid for providing the data? What happens if there are too many providers?
Mason Diaz
>new paradigm
>partnerships
>decentralized
>let’s take a step back
>high level, what are we achieving here
>new way of thinking
>imagine a world where
>making the world a BETTER PLACE
Camden Flores
There's people on this board already preparing their fud for multiple outcomes of Smartcon. Regardless of the bullish announcement, they'll have some weak fud prepared. They're guaranteed to put "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" before the fud, to hopefully add impact, and distract from the weakness of the fud point.
You know it.
Joseph Lee
When is the date?
Ryan Carter
Checked. You know the trannies too well. They will keep trying but it will only affect the nufags and the weak-minded.
Leo Gomez
You position yourself near the toilets so that the constant flushing will drown out anything you say.
Daniel Butler
>fundamentally
Ethan Cooper
Join as many key words that usher in a crypto hype bubble of enthusiasm like : Yield farming,Zk Rollups, scalling, Web4.8, SmartER contracts.... mumble in between those words and hold your gaze powerfully, standing tall.
Hire some QT hookers (and a couple of 18yo fit rent boys (cater for all tastes!) to hang around at the coffee stall which is positioned just far enough away from the speach so as people watching there cannot focus on you any longer. Have the hookers wear revealing clothes making flirtatious eye contact at anyone who may seem a threat to your Chad levels.
Also spike them with high quality LSD abuot 45 minutes before your talk.
Then give them free Burgers pic related.
The acid really works and is a lot of fun. Spiked our entire lecture at uni ,many years ago. It was an incredible experience.
Adrian Green
Walk out on stage
"Swift confirmed"
*mic drop*
Jeremiah Cox
swipe.io
Why the fuck arent you integrated in Swipe Wallet but the shitcoin LTC is Sergey
Eli Johnson
Link's purpose is not digital money. Fucking retard
Isaiah Sullivan
How much LOKI does Sergey hold?
Parker Long
You seem to have deep insights into human psychology and social dynamics, not only from a theoretical but also practical approach. Please tech us your ways
Jason Sanchez
Thanks, but its the universe that does the teaching.. and its the LSD that opens the doors.
Aaron Perry
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Isaac Fisher
hi sergay
Ian Lee
>SmartCon
>SmartCon
>SmartCon
>SmartCon
Julian Kelly
just stick to the fundamentals as long as those are good you should be fine.
Chase Scott
Uh oh pissed off tranny’s incoming
Caleb Anderson
just use your old slides and start talking about about how smart contracts are great, but limited to tokenization. You’ll remember the lines once you say the opening. Remember to use the slide with the swiss army knife, always gives me a chuckle when those dumb linkies realize it’s the same speech for the 3rd year in a row.
Connor Evans
Sergs... $1K by Sunday.
Levi Roberts
just picture everyone in their underwear
Elijah Campbell
>Decentralized speechwriting
Benjamin White
In school id always take some papers with random shit printed out on them to make it look like I prepared, then I'd just go up and totally wing it. This only works if you're good at public speaking though, if you say stuff confidently, normies will just take your word for it
Adrian Ortiz
What happened in that lecture?
Xavier Phillips
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