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wtf? do i sell or hold my TSLA through the speech tomorrow tell me right the fuck now you ni

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Considering putting my last 10k into 215 tqqq calls for january

Will i make it or kill myself if i do?

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Anyone else notice the odd huge spike every day at 3:10 in Kodak? I think I may try and play that real quick?

>SP500 up almost 100 points after reaching all time high last week
>NASDAQ might go up 2% today

Jesus, this is free money

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It kinda feels toppish. Sure, CRM had a great quarter but why the hell is everything esle mooning?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why does everyone assume J powells speech will be bad, no one knows what he will say

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Reminder someone bought 600k shares for $10 mil today in WKHS. In just 3 orders

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Already up 2.3% today. Might be able to hit 3%. Let's go!!

>nio chads
>nio THADS
>N I O L A D S

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Gonna make it fren

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Do it. TQQQ only goes up. Remember that any drops are quickly corrected.

Slow boring day.

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How was your day anons?

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SPY JUST WON'T QUIT

I'M SCARED

He is going to announce reparations for black people and he's going to use all your gains to pay for it.

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I'm not selling TSLA until it's $100,000 a share

I should have bought AAPL months ago. It's a new paradigm.

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I wish my graphs for account value worked on this shitty broker. Since creating multiple accounts and later removing them, shit is all fucked and doesn't update properly for daily or on any timescale

when will shorts ever learn?

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I know it's gay, but you have to give your liver 2 weeks off once a year so it can do maintenance. Otherwise you'll be looking for an organ donor. I mean they could end up giving you some dead nigger's liver. I'd rather just take the 2 weeks off the sauce every 50 weeks to keep nigger body parts out of my body.

Apple is a lifestyle company.

There are going to be movies made about the TSLA bubble.
VXX

can someone photoshop the nio ceo with glowing eyes and the text "i am growing stronger"?

t. phoneposter

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Whenever the SHLL merger goes through how much notice will they give? Will it be a week ahead or a day or what? Please answer ive asked in like five threads kek

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I'm up $1300 for the day on an account worth 15,000

no have a rare Schiff instead

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Just want to say that I love shitposting with you guys on weekdays. Good or bad in the market, it's always a good time here. Love you guys

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>rare schiff
>no gold foil

JOIN THE LEVERAGE GANG.

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Who are they merging with?

Anyone else drinking tonight?
I will be turning 24 in a couple of hours but I dont really have friends to drink with though...

I just wanted to tell you that you are all very important to me
I hope all of you get rich, you deserve to be happy

Have a nice day anons :)

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Show completed order book.

should I sell my FB 300 calls bros? I still have almost 3 weeks on them

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i'll enjoy watching you crash and burn while diamond handsing that dumb shit

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I’ll likely open a beer or two I like to keep my tolerance low so just 1-2 gets me right

>FNGU
>TQQQ
>SPXL
Should I ditch anything before Jerome speaks tomorrow? Anything else I should have in my portfolio?

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So I should sell my TQQQ and FNGU to lock in gains before closing today, right? This feels like too big of a rise for people not to take profits and I don't want 3x the losses overnight

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Flat really. -0.13%

Thanks user, whoever you are

I quit drinking 2 years ago thanks for the well wishes user same to you bud

You can hedge with puts rather than selling the underyling.

5th 5 figure day in a row cant complain

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WHAT THE FUCK IS SPY EVEN DOING, DID IT DECIDE IT WAS A LEVERAGED ETF

>6 weeks until my 24th
Life is unsatisfying. I wanna go back.

Same here. Do I hold?!

I've made about 2 dollars

Happy birthday user. no drinks for me tonight, though

Happy birthday fren.

boomers out

I'm super cash heavy right now. I opened minor 1 dollar wide bear verticals on each of the major indices for shits and giggles. but other than that I'm waiting to see what happens when jpow opens his mouth.
If I miss out on one day's worth of gains I don't care.

Hyliion

there's webapps for this, use google

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*thud*

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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fuck it. you know what? fuck it. im just gonna hold on to my TSLA and AAPL shares. fuck it. le the market drop tomorrow on the JPow speech. im done giving a shit. any drop is just gonna get bought up sooner or later, likely sooner rather than later. it's boring but im just gonna do nothing until at least battery day, whatever happens between now and then, happens, but we all know it's going up so why fight it? why try to micromanage it? just accept the gains into your heart. fuck it.

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I'll drink one tonight for you user, drinking kirkland variety craft beers, IPA, Pilsner, & APAs. Might as well shop at the stores i own stock in...

Have a prosperous day

>SPY up nearly a point since I bought my puts
>they haven't lost any value
looks like miss vix is sniffing something

>NIO not only destroys 20 eod, its creaping up on 21.

Letsssss..... fuckkkiiinnngggggg...... proccceeeeeedddddddd....

It feels like only a year or maybe 2 went past since I turned 18. I will happen to you too.

Almost certainly VXX. Probably going to sell all my other holdings at open.

My gf doesn't like it when I drink so won't be joining you, but happy birthday.

That's the right thing to do.

I drink every night. My liver is 5 degrees hotter than the rest of my body

Happy birthday user drinking some glenlivet

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R8 my picks for tomorrow frens
>CARR
>HON
>FB
>MSFT
and I might short BAC if JPOW doesn't deliver with good news

REEEEEE

WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE FNGU AND TQQQ??????

WHY DO I STILL HAVE SO MUCH CASH AND UVXY AND MICRONNNNN N?????

Bros. I’m sick of not owning NVDA and SOXL too... is there anything it’s not too late for?

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Love you dude, I'll have a drink for you tonight!

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Look at this faggot. Wants to be loved and shit. What a loser.

Kek nahh just tinglin your dinglin, happy bday faggot.

even the VIX is green, if you aren't making money today you need to rethink your strategy

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sounds like you need a new boyfren, faggie.