/smg/ - Stock Market General

V-shaped recovery edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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What do i buy to profit from the hurricane shits category 4 now

NAIL

RGR

Somebody please explain tesla's valuation. How can it have a p/e ratio of 1,048? Is it really just liquidating shorts? Wtf??? Please no meme answers

Reminder that covid death rate is less than 1% and that covid stocks are not forever holds.

Buy oil that's not in the Gulf or been kicked out of the Dow! Buy oil futures if you can! Next days ought to be fun!

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NAIL

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i made 5 hours wages today thank you FAGMANN. nflx pump out of nowhere was nice

It’s a bubble.

CPRT hope you bought some 105 calls

Did you see how they're reporting it without so much as a leak?

There's more likelihood of it dumping hard than pumping hard in whatever he says. It crabbing is also more likely than a pump. With those odds i hedged my risk by exiting several positions on a high note rather than holding for a few dollars more only to be btfo'd and lose thousands.

Can someone shot a green candle into this

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Don't open your mouth Powell

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Line go down starting tomorrow.

March-April 2020

>VXX going up
>SPY going up
what do

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i hate these cringy ass boomer twitter "traders" that probably don't even out perform a hold and buy dips strategy
as soon as their short positions don't print they go to twitter to cry and scream "reality check! reality check!!!" fucking literal babbies

no memes? i dunno market psychology? tulip mania?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yo anybody watch the broad that won the award from planned parenthood who was talking about the abortion doctor who's got the fetus in the clamps and right before pulling it out said "beam me up Scotty" I can't stop laughing thinking about it. I just wanted to confess to you guys that I laughed at that one.

>F down
>GE stagnant
>RKT blew up on the pad

Thank god for LMT, QQQ, and QLD bring me back flat.

Get one long-dated vxx call. Wait for tomorrow for confirmation of dump, then get 4 more calls.

>3:20 Pump

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I just liquidated everything and dumped my cash into AMZN. Should I hold through tomorrow's speech or just sell whatever gains before the market closes?

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so what's the expectation on what JPow is gonna say tomorrow that will tank the market, exactly?

>boomer jones
>ruslel 2000
Lmao

What last minute puts are you boys buying? Thinking about some cheap inverse plays

honestly the only reason im HODL on F and GE is potential privatization and massive incentive for Larry Culp to get GE's shit together. Other than that i wouldve dumped both already as they are crabbing up a % of my folio

>RKT blew up on the pad

kek

>casually talking in ebonics
Go back to redd't nigger

>VIX +4%

uhhm excuuuuuussee me?

>another ATH
bears are not allowed to cum

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So I’m sick of google with their forced advertisements. When do I short these motherfuckers?

i unironically believe someone is out to make those 3 known tesla short crybabies to end themselves

Many possibilities that could tank it
>Interest rates to 10%
>We don't care about stocks we're selling back everything we bought to pump it
>Blm
>Deflation target of 20% per year
>We decided to impose a 50% tax on all market moves

>wildly, aggressively green day
>VIX spiking
>JPow tomorrow
Get your cash ready, there's gonna be a dip

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There is no trust in this rally. Look at put options volume for QQQ and SPY.

I know TSLA is a bubble but damn those annoying af pretentious short sellers deserve it

Should I sell my NVDA now to dump into FNGU / TQQQ for tomorrow's dip?

Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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