"fiat currency is just monopoly money!"

>"fiat currency is just monopoly money!"
>dumps their life savings into a new fake "coin" invented yesterday by nobody in their basement
>"cryptocurrency is the future!"
>desperately hoping internet drug dealers start using their "coin" so there will actually be any kind of demand
>"the dollar isn't even backed by anything!"
>accidentally slept through the 15 minute window where their "coin" went up 1500% for no discernible reason before going back down

So this is all horseshit, right? This is all just speculating and gambling obfuscated behind technical jargon. Like maybe if you memorize enough buzzwords and wear the right pair of programming socks you can pretend you're able to predict the "market" if you could even call it that. Have you guys thought of what you could do if you put this energy towards actually making money?

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Crypto rises and falls with money laundering banking activity.

The only coin that should ever be invested in is SILVER AND GOLD COIN. Come to /pmg/ if you want to learn the ways of king-like wealth and glory.

A well timed single leg takedown would easily defeat this giant

This is a real post which a Bitcoin moonboy made when I tried to talk to him about gold. I am not joking.

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I really want to see that little guy get knocked out cold

Unless he just fucking stuffs it, but yeah I guess

it's only gambling if you trade shitcoins, just buy something solid and hold

the smol guy actually won

This si a modern day gold rush lad. Early adopters get the big nuggets, those who come late get to scavenge the scraps.

5'11 v 6'2

I'm lazy, I buy crypto because you don't even have to do anything to make monet. Shitpost, watch anime, maybe somebody posts something oh nvm, looks scammy. More, shitposting, fap, go look in fridge, nvm not hungry. Go to piss and shower, decide to check fridge instead of shower, still not hungry. Oh OK this looks like a good project, *3xs*, cool my eth/btc stack is a little bigger now. Maybe take a nightwalk around the neighborhood and get to watch a couple cats fucking, shit forgot to bring my phone no pics. Sit on a park bench thinking about life a few minutes, go home and watch a little more anime while drinking wine, shit, birds chirping so sun must be up time for bed. Repeat.
Its a humble but comfy life. I have more money than anyone I interact with irl. I could move out or buy a fancy car or even go on a craAaAaAaZy Instagram vacation, but I'm content. How many others can say the same for their lives? I hardly even care anymore, it's just such a thing I do that I can't help it. The routine is comfy and it's kind of grounding. Like points in a video game I'm just slowly building up more sats/eth. The only thing I spend on that's significant is my alcohol and dolls. Consoomer memes maybe but they bring a little joy to my room and it's strangely soothing to change their outfits and play with them. They somehow have distinct personalities and I can even tell what they'd be thinking if they were alive. I probably love them more than my family. My parents are old so I help them with the yard and 'fixing the internet' when the batteries die in the remote or they forget how to access Netflix on the TV. They are good people though, can't say a bad thing about them.

My life but without the anime, alcohol and dolls.

Based

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proof?

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So can a gun lol. Why the fuck do I need to go for a leg kick when I can shoot him?

it's from a sketch, the manlet is a comedian

this is what i do because of link

>went up 1500% for no discernible reason
rich assholes will take the money from gamblers
best and safest way to make money in crypto is to hodl

Take note newfags
this is what making it looks like

>best and safest way to make money in crypto is to hodl
not even close, you don't hodl shitcoins. Flip and move on and stack what matters.

david vs goliath
source?
the gospel of god

BTC ETH LINK?

Nah the size difference is too much for a takedown, an explosive oblique kick or side kick to the knee is the only decent option.

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I'm incredibly jealous of your life. Normalfags may cope and talk a bunch of shit but this is how life is meant to be.

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you need to do a couple things --

read "reminisces of a stock operator" by edwin lefevre

learn how to read the relative strength index on charts

just relax and ride the waves bro. if you can't see how it's predictable then you need to zoom out bro

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No, those people youre talking about bought when bitcoin was 50 cents, so currently they're up over 10000000%

>A well timed single leg takedown would easily defeat this giant

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>implying you would have a chance to do ANYTHING like that if it were a real fight
Found the manlets.

A guy that size and in shape will be able to stay on his toes and will be WAY faster than the lumbering oafs you midgets imagine big guys as. Maybe true for fat fucks but most big guys in shape will DESTROY someone half their weight with EASE. If you weigh ~175lbs and cannot lift or can barely lift 350lbs, fighting a dude that is 350lbs of muscle and can lift 175 with one arm, you are going to be thrown in the air like a discus.

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>average American vs average pipsqueak Irish man

How do you tell what projects to go in on?
I can identify a couple good ones and pour money into them, make good gains in the long run, but I've never been able to make 3x overnight or anything like that.