We are pregnant

How do we adjust our finances to help our baby?

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That shit takes care of itself user.

get outta there before it’s too late user

You sure its yours? Invest in a DNA test.

I found a higher paying job

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Pimp your pregnant wife out to black men for 2000 dollars a night and 4000 if they can cum inside. She's pregnant so it won't matter.

thats a man

sell it to the arabs, assuming its white

simple, lets go all in in AAVE, we have 9 months

Hmm shes got that weird eye color defect. Enjoy your defective offspring.

seriously get mental help and stop watching hypno tranny porn

kek
If he holds ARPA TRB or AKRO it's definitely his, very fertile coins desu

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Invest in a college fund for your child. Find a 529 account plan and do it as soon as they are born. Allocate the money so that it does not affect your living. 18 years later your family will now have "white privilage" that others squandered away.

Your options are to make more income and to spend less income. You can choose either or both.

Firstly, seriously consider being a one-income household. It seems like a no-brainer that having two incomes is a logical step toward making more income, but there are costs to making money and letting domesticity take a back seat. You will be more inclined to consume takeaway, hire a cleaner, etc. Then there is paying for daycare, which is costly and no substitute for being raised by parents. You would be bringing in two incomes only to watch one of them walk back out the door. Figure out who has the steadier job with potential for promotion and let them be the breadwinner.

Secondly, adopt austerity. Take your pay check and halve it. One half is for your obligations and disposable income, the other half is for savings and investments.
Why half? Because you will adopt good habits that will see you through if you lose your income. Most people can't scrape $500 together in an emergency. Don't be those people - especially with kids.

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who is the girl? she seems smart and autistic and that’s my thing

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same

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Have sex

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That’s a man.

Name so I can jerk off to the fantasy of him cumming in my anulrino?

Unironically this.

whats the chances of getting a heterochromia child if one of the parents have it?

That's a woman

but its based user

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There are too many different causes to really say on top of eye color already being pretty complex.

Sauce

black men don't have that kind of money

SAUCE!!!!!!

Actually good advice user. My bitch isnt pregnant, but would encouraging her to be a stay at home gf still be a good idea even without kids? Or is a one income household only effective when kids are involved?

No eating out ever. Learn to cook. Read books instead of renting movies . learn to repair shit. Dont mind second hand stuff

Learn how to cook, bla bla bla... etc

get an abortion

>mutt's law