/smg/ - Stock Market General

The bull has spoken edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread

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People don't know what is good for them. Thank G-d there are others much smarter than us who know and are benevolent enough to guide us despite our transgressions. Bezos will bring us peace and prosperity.

BUY AMZN

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many people posting here missed out on yesterdays gains because they thought the market was going to crash

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REEEEEE WHY CHINA FUNNY MONEY GO DOWN

IT'S TIME TO BUY
JUST KEEP BUYING
ALMOST NOTHING CAN STOP THIS RALLY
CORRECTION IS COMING, BUY IT
DON'T HIDE JUST BUY

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This didn't age well.

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Gimme some good option plays lads

The pump is back on the menu boys.
G-d bless JPow

Can ant TAfags explain the W pattern?

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I’m 25 and still a virgin

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FB COME BACK TO LIFE BITCH, $310 eod or I lose some more hair!!!!

As long as you make money it doesn't matter user

BUY XPEV

the W pattern is caused by a buy/sell phenomenon where people sell, then buy, and then people sell, and then there is more buying

Is there a website or tool the tracks what big insiders are buying/selling?

Calls on TSLA expiring any time before battery day, name your price, it genuinely doesn't matter

I had sex for the first time when I was 26. Its not that deep bro. Relax.

Psst
Psst
Hey kid, yeah you! You wanna make some easy cash?
Short $FLEX. ,
>Electronics manufacturing company based out of CHYNA
>female CEO
>Firing people by the boat load
They're going down quick.

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i fucked a lot of women in uni user, its not everything its cracked up to be

Options for today. Notice the volume for puts.

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How does p*ssy taste like?

I bough the top, didn't I?

It's an homage to George W. Bush for everything he did for the Jews.

The fuck do you mean small? I'm clearly above average

>dying in crypto
>baba down 2% today already

end my goddamn suffering!

Anyone getting banned constantly by faggot jannies? One tried to give me a fucking month global ban for talking about the time i pounded a twink weeaboo because it “violated the law” like what the fuck is this reddit now?

If they told you their position it wouldn't work. If you find a whale position it's because he wants you to find it. Either to fuck you over or to buy his bags.

The first top, yes.

someone kill ontx bod

thanks

you ever find this true about uni?
>women from big towns satisfy the penis
>women from small towns satisfy the heart

>i fucked a lot of women in uni user, its not everything its cracked up to be
This is correct.

So buy calls then

my dad just sent me 500€ to invest in stock, any suggestions?

Being gay does violate God's law, the highest of all laws.

Do i buy Lam Research on this dip?

HOW the fuck was the TikTok acquisition not priced into msft's price already?
Why did it pump today? Help I'm stoopid

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This post is a recession indicator

>my whole watchlist is green except for AMZN
>I put everything in AMZN

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Probably always short companies with Women CEOs unless they're major players.

Women aren't good leaders. I'm not being sexist, there just happens to be things that each sex is better at. We aren't equal but rather complimentary.

Fags deserve the rope

Shut the fuck up protestant scum

Trump got Powell on a leash. The strong dollar is no more, the Fed now actively seeks a weaker dollar.

You bought the BIGC dip today, right user?

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I meant BABA.

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Tesla, we are going to mars.

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Wouldn't it be bearish when put volume is higher than call volume?

hold steady lad

can someone summarize Jeromes speech? I slept through it and awoke to no dump, making me very angry

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Honestly man, the penis is never satisfied. The heart wants money.

guys im tired of sitting on the fucking sidelines. i wanna get in on this kike casino. I just bought a 275 page book on technical analysis. Do you guys know any good resources or materials to learn how to do options/long/short whatever the fuck. I want my funny money too :(.

I'm a doomsday schiff PM fag and while I do believe my gold is a good investment long term, I'm just tired of investing like the world is going to end. I need to diversify my strategy

Don't fall for the FOMO, sex is more overrated than TSLA

That's not how things work user even if it did jump a bit you will very soon end up in a state of disillusion when it doesn't mean shit other than it being in there.
Moreover expect the sp500 to fall a lot and be way more volatile if that piece of shit Zoomer stock is included

i dont believe in (((elon musk)))

How do I make those comfy pie charts that are always being posted?

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i just go gung ho on tech stocks bro

unironically there are some decent youtube videos out there.

Theta gang for "advanced" options trades (Iron condors, etc): youtube.com/watch?v=s0J8drGAJS4

This Moby lookin' dude has some pretty "lucid" videos on the basics of options: youtube.com/watch?v=3bELT5FZCic

Good luck with the TA.

>TA

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>god bless niggers

What happens to a 3x ETF after one of it's holdings goes through a stock split?

For example what would happen to TECL price next week after AAPL share split is finalized?

What the fuck is up with apple bros?

I wonder how much of this shit will fix itself before week end

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>diversify, go 30% apple, 50% tesla and 20% MSFT
This is as minimal as diversification can get my god

"we aint doing shit, make that money"
honestly user, it was a 3% dip on most my portfolio. Who knows

this whole portfolio can be simplified with a 2x ITM SPY call

Elon Musk really is going to Mars

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Wait, Microsoft wants to buy TikTok too? Everyone seems to want to buy it these days, where the fuck do I invest, who is going to win this trade war?

My sex life started at 23 it's not a huge deal. When you're older you can have more natural confidence and know what you like, and if you get yourself good life gains then you can still fuck (whatever legal age) girls so you've not even really missed out.
Sex is one of the least important and worthwhile things to worry about in terms of improving your life, once you start getting it you'll probably realise that

So I bought DPHC at what i thought was the peak at $14 and only put in £100 but i had £17k available and shouldve just dumped it all in for an easy 20% gain

What the fuck bros is DPHC gonna keep poooooomping or what.
Im still down 10% on WHKS which i bought at the same time

W. We all needed a dub today.

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>TSLA

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Elon Musk Neuralink video tomorrow, don't forget. 6pm EST.

>the future

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If Tim Cook didn't dump his shares Aug 24/25 MAYBE it could have been possible, but not likely.

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unironically based.

This general is full of retards, but it's entertaining.

20-50 individual stocks is the sweet spot, or get some broad market etfs.

Why is NAIL dumping?

Yeah, he did definitely take some air out of the sails of AAPL. Prick

I randomly went all in on MSFT yesterday and now MSFT just keeps going higher. When do I sell?

Either one is fine. Like I said last thread, lordstown motors was featured in the RNC propaganda piece. They're getting the contract. Don't stress about it, literally just hold for another month. In fact, I bought more WKHS today on the dip.

Never. Keep holding.

What price should I get into for XPEV smg? They're pricing it at 16-18.

It's called a whip saw, It's evidence of da jooz attempting to knock out both longs and shorts in an attempt to acquire more wealth.

Theoretically (and let me make this clear, this is clearly THEORETICAL and I would never take action to ensure such outcomes myself) how far would TSLA crash if Elon Musk was assassinated on battery day?

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Bags these QQQ puts are getting heavy ...

Mine was at 21 but I haven't had sex again since I broke up with that gf at 23. I'm 27 now and I disagree: I have a good job, live in a nice place and have good investment gains, but I still crave love+sex everyday, and I get instahard at random pretty girls with full butts.

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100%, lost my card at 21. Angels didn't descend from the heavens playing harps. I'll take my hand and a pizza over 90% of these thots, the pool is shit.

Delisted in a month. The con needs its con front man.

Are you me?

Any non-FAGTMAN stocks worth a buy?

it'd go to 5k

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I was in the same boat as you until I decided to call up an escort. It's been almost 2 years now and I've consistently slept with at least 1 hooker a week since. Prostitutes are cheaper than girlfriends and wives, this is the true red pill.

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No matter how many years go by, this pic is still incredible, what a perfect specimen.