/smg/ Stock Market General

Mission accomplished edition


>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
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>Educational Sites
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
omny.fm/shows/trish-intel

>Free Charts
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>Screeners
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
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market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread

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RED

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

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HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLL

baggie can suck my dick

WHY IS TSLA DRILLING

stop fucking selling you stupid boomer fucks

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, TSLA

>tfw the first ever trade i will do in stocks is swing shorting the market to 0
bobros where you at

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HEEEEEEEEEELP

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why is everything red,

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I
AM
FINANCIALLY
RUINED

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LOSS PORN INCOMING

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Robinhood just gave me a share of HUSA out of nowhere. I thought that sort of thing only happened at registration.

Also, FFS, when will XPEV hit the market?

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>im financially better than last week, but emotionally devastated.

>down 3%
the pain is just starting user

you really made the grade

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>VIX almost 30 again
oh nonononoonono

Is this how the rug pull begins?

I just don't know what the Fed hopes they can do. Any money they print just goes straight into equities because people "learned their lessons" from the 2009 printing. There is nothing going to actual economic growth.
Maybe Fedcoin will be unable to purchase equities?

TAKE YOUR PROTEIN PILLS HELMET ON

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Someone kick jerome powell in the nuts

ahahahahahahaaaaaaha
*CHORTLE*
AAAAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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Today was my first day trusting tqqq enough to buy. Today was a mistake. Should i just sell and take a hundred dollar loss and fight again another day?

That TSLA jump lmao

how to buy the top for dummies

RUG PULL INITIATED
SORRY NEETS

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Who else loves crab days?

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So with more inflation announce what are we buying more gold/silver?

I'm going to use the gains I made shorting today to take pic related on a little weekend retreat some where.

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10

>1.5% growth in less than a minute after a 4% dip
How the fuck do you guys even time this shit, i'm ok because i have diamond hands

WHY IS NUMBER NOT GREEN

WHGY NO GGREEN NUMBER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUY THE DIP HOLD TSLA

Quick reminder today is the last day one can buy BILI so cheaply before it goes to 70 in a few months. Every earnings it dips, only to moon later. Today was no exception.

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HOLY SHIT I CASHED OUT AT CLOSE YESTERDAY

WHAT CHEAPIES AM I BUYING RIGHT NOW ?????

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>he fell for the azn qt meme
oh nonono

truly this is the end of all things

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>VIX 26.38
VIX 26.38
VIX 26.38
VIX 26.38

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The bottom is in

THIS IS MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL
I'M STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR

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I PRAY TO THE SUN GOD, INVICTUS.
OH SOL INVICTUS GIVE ME DIGITS AND CRASH THIS MARKET FOR THE GLORY OF THE HOLY AMERICAN EMPIRE

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No, just hold it. You'll have made money by next week.

You people who think AMC peaked at 6.8 don't understand how retarded Robinhood is, last chance to pick up these 6.1 cheapies and hold through September all the way to 20 a share!

take her to the woods and then leave her there and retreat to a safe distance jesus christ

Reporting in

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I look away for 1 hour and tesla's today buyers shit the bed haha.

XPEV is trading! Do we jump on it or wait a few days?

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All my accounts are depleted. I can't transfer any more cash to my RH. I bought the fake dip. I can't buy the real dip.
Absolutely fucking Bog'd

>He thinks this is the bottom

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Never mind, it just hit the market.

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Okay I just bought $20k worth of QQQ calls for next week.

This is the dip.

RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL RUG PULL

nothing because we're not even red after yesterday's rally ya dummy. -3% would be a buy signal for me personally

BEAR BROS, RISE UP

PRESS “S” TO SPIT ON THIS CLOWN MARKET

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>up 5.4% yesterday
>down 4.5% today

why do all my gains get erased

I am getting FUCKED right now. down like 2.5k

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It's too late now.
IPOs are always overvalued so best way to make money is buying at open and selling at peak of day.

are you short or long?

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Okay. I just can only trade settled funds and my last bit is in there so if i wanna make Monday moves I have to basically decide now

NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY

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>no bowling shoes
>not even flat shoes
>throw a gutter
That's what you get stupid bitch

sounds like you're still up

I can't believe that blood plasma stocks won't even go up today, fucking lame

Its the same exact thing as Monday assholes its just Thursday when Trump talks why does the hype have to be dead because of a delay?

DONT HIDE JUST BUY

Do you guys really hold puts for anything or are you just larping?

thanks bros ill wait, just got hype

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AHAHHA not gonna happen, bobo

Post vagene

idk if this user is still around but i forgot to ask: what time frame do you operate on with this strategy? daily time frame or anything intraday?

damn. missed the pump.

Literally the only Trump pump/dump with any staying power was Clorox
#TeamBleach

Fuck up the market bears. I'm sick of these banker fucks constantly fucking around.

Bros it's too late to get out, just hold through.
NEVER SELL YOUR POSITIONS IN THE RED! GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP AND YOU WILL BE REBORN ANEW!

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My personal tsla investment is still looking good despite buying high, and overall I’m up .5% today in my main portfolio but I don’t like to see number go down

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I have some Apple puts. Have for the last 2.5 weeks.

it's not over yet is it

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i dont feel so good.......

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Everyone's watching Apple right now. The battle for 495 and 500.

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UVXY not protecting me enough at all...

What happened when I was asleep? Was powell not dovish enough?

Both (with leverage)

How much do you make a year? You’re posting on a Mongolian shrimp farming forum, no need to lie. I’m a recent Mechanical Engineering graduate seeking full time and about to go to graduate school as well. I have zero income at the moment

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I've lost so much money on my apple 8/28 515 call

I bought a call literally at the peak like a retard and it dipped all the way down

You know what grandpa always said, sometimes you're the bear, sometimes you're the frog, but never EVER bring a nigger to dinner in this home boy

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About tree fiddy

>post a picture of you trading stocks
I-I'm not doing this because I like you or anything, stupid /smg/

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Options question:

I bought a 4SEP20 QQQ 286 put the other day for like $350. QQQ has recently soared but is now dipping and at 289.44. My put is now worth MORE than $350, and yet the market price is still greater than the strike price. How is this the case? Wouldn't the put premium only be positive if the market price of the underlying was LESS than the strike?

t. brainlet

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Post fed is a clear runway for pullback. Safer to shake down market post speech. Clear air.

my TSLA is still green and up 45% I guess meme stock holds better than your's

>HURRRRRR DON'T SELL user U'R RETARDED user

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I bought a singular (1) QQQ put yesterday

Call me mr moneybags now. Should have bought more in the fake rally this morning.

Stay calm and hold.

75k

what expiration

Lunch is scary in the stock market, you need a tough stomach

I’m too stupid to do call shit so I just bought whole shares of tsla on Tuesday and I thought I was rarted buying at 2000 a pop but I guess I’m lucky so far

tomorrow

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I’m in UVXY and SQQQ for like a month and a half now. I’ve been biding my time, watching and waiting for this day. All the TSLA calls and tech gains passed me by while I was holding bear bags. Thankfully, Jerome Powell just FUDded the market and the weak hands are now cascading on top of one another, trying to escape their impending doom.

STONKS ONLY GO DOWN NOW

Aurelian did in 5 years what other great emperors failed to do during their lifetimes. He united the Empire under a single banner, drove out the hordes for good, ended corruption, revitalized the Reich.
I don't like being reminded of it because it makes me angry even after all those years of first hearing about him.

hopefully your not white. 10year ME here. getting harder for us by the day without throwing a wig on and pissing in the womens bathroom.

Who is still doubting TSLA at this point?

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OH NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

SAVE ME JEROME/TRUMP

lmao saved based chauvin

Do you have iron hands? I pray 4 u

Serves me right for buying at open even if it was a dip, can't say this isn't warranted given these pumps.

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2 years left of mechanical for me. How's the job market? Do you have any specialization? Any uni contacts?

I bought a put to keep my call money safe on apple, and now its going sideways. this really is the work of the jews isn't it?

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well that was silly

save me mark zuckerburg
announce facebook 2 you bitch

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63k working in marketing

I’ve got no clue about anything I just want to see green and numbers go up

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Dammit curse my weak hands, i sold my sqqq calls during the pump this morning

>i bought a put to keep my money safe

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I'm financially ruined.

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what the fuck am i doing with DPHC?

Ok reposting from bread I made last night
I'm looking to start buying stock. Have never done it before. Yes I am a retard and don't know anything about it
Is there a broker you recommend for a tard like me? Was thinking of doing e trade but some anons recommended robin hood. What is a goid one to go with?
Any advice on what to invest in?
Other tips?
Thanks in advance

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DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN, THIS IS A SHAKEOUT.
Don't fall for the long squeeze mumu

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I wonder if Bill Ackman was buying up all of the FB and MSFT puts just a few days ago. Very peculiar and unusual options activity. Huge buy orders suddenly appeared and got filled.

despite bobos best efforts, my main losses are in stocks im still in the green on, i can live with this dip but im not happy

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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Investing, I don’t manage it myself, safe numbers probably starting at 40k

Should I buy SQQQ?

I was told to a while back when it was like 5 bucks, and I didn't and now its 22...

I was told to buy SQQQ and sit back and wait for my grandkids to thank me. Any thoughts on that?

Read the OP, lurk moar
You've decided to join at a very strange time in the market

>Wanna stay home and browse /smg/ and watch the charts
>gotta go wageslave
dang man

buy the dip faggots

It's gonna moon initially then crash in a few days/weeks and then moon again once/if it becomes optionable. I'd wait on this puppy. Eager to get in too.

I like etrade a lot. Zero complaints so far. (7 months in)

You're that user that kept LARPing with a 3 digit account a few days ago right? Get the fuck out of /smg/, nobody gives a shit about your single 2 digit OTM call.

hodl for 5 years adding on dips along the way

I’m shocked my stop loss triggered today. Crazy dump.

>he didn't sell the top yesterday
>he thought it wasn't going to tank today
>he's still holding bags now
>he honestly thought it would just go up forever
>tomorrow is friday when even more people are selling because they don't want to hold over the weekend

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should closed my qqq contract earlier. got too greedy.

>he didn't buy the dip

Literally unable to create a scary pullback ahahhaahahhaha

THe state of dip buyers is incredible now. Operant conditioning complete dips are impossible

Fuck, Nail and TMF have dragged my daily down to near -2%. Nail did 33% since I bought in, so I was prepared for a pullback, but this is pain.

>market is blood red
>only tsla and msft green on my 11 watchlist
end of month is crazy innit

>market stops dropping

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Yes, my specialization is thermal science, fluids, controls and dynamics. I did a bunch of research at my Uni, but the jobs that I want require higher education so that’s why I’m going to grad school. I think the job market is great

I am Hispanic, but the sexy white type

I bought 10 tqqq at 155. It's time to hold for a while

? I haven't used /smg/ all week. Been waiting for funds to clear

I-is it over? Can we come out now?

is.. is this bear bros? has the time come?
my VIX calls and SPY puts are ready

>tfw only have to wage slave 2 days a week at the office
>still get paid all week even though WFH is easy and quick most days

super fucking comfy

bought at 302 :[

NASDAQ green eod. Bobo has to wait a little longer.

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