/smg/ - Stock Market Heneral

Wobble edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
omny.fm/shows/trish-intel

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Anons, I want to make a webcomic about trading, but I don't have any artistic skill. Would you guys be interested in less than One Punch Man-tier art in a trading webcomic? (Probably drawn in MS Paint)

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Well that does it. I’m a full blown schizo now. Look at my stop loss.

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Considering buying TQQQ have enough for 100 shares. Should I go all in now or hold off and only buy in increments considering the run up it has had since 2 weeks ago?

Just pulled out of some stuff. Only missed out on a few tens of dollars worth of gains compared to losses im the thousands should the market have swung the other way.

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Anything worth buying today and holding to sell tomorrow morn?

comics are for children and man children

Pic related is my skill-level

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Moon mission Friday you heard it here first
Apple's soaring to new heights

get a good story written and find an artist

Aaaaaa I want to fuck Ribbons so bad

The market dipping will never ever happen again

The golden bull run has started.

Hop aboard this fun trip to the singularity and enjoy the final act of the show!

The watchers are quite happy with how things are going. Keep it up!

The case for Bears: Inflation is going to be let loose and run hot. This makes a huge market correction to March lows the perfect opportunity for institutions to make those gains again without inflating asset prices to parabolic levels WITHOUT a correction. We'll be back at current levels in the Spring-Summer of 2021

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looks good. Stick to a style and you're good user

Why is SHLL dumping?

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yess daddy elooon, buy me that new rubicon that I want

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best way to commit sudoku?

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any other good dip buying opportunities right now besides AMD?

just do it fucking stick figures can still make me lose my shit.

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Those ads are annoying. Same ones every time. They look rapey asf.

i started trading 3 weeks ago
a few days ago my mom saw my bank account and found i put 6k ( of the money i made by working) into my broker and freak out and demanded i put the money back in, i held my ground for a hour and a half until she started crying and gave up, is this what it feels like to be a married man? dealing with women and their bullshit over YOUR money?

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Just bought Abbott

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Bros how much do you try to keep in cash at any one time? For me, it's $10.

Do it.

You were also charged a fee for that transaction. Kek.

Lold

You should have bought an hour ago nigger

kek bears are literally sub human

I'm pissed off about SHLL. I set a stop loss Monday at $34.43 and it IMMEDIATELY jumped back to $35+ after it triggered my stop loss. I still made +100% but I'm order because I still want it and I feel like I was targeted. FUCK

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Net negative dollars as a trade of course.

yeah that 6k was her fallback money

Why don't I ever see Xiaomi's stock mentioned here? I mean, long term, they'll be absolutely everywhere.

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Smg i have to admit something

I exclusively fap to cnbc and bloomberg girls

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>tfw woke up too late

Which makes it way hotter

should i go all in on amd and then wait for it to pump pre market tomorrow morning?

CLSK if you have moderate-high risk tolerance

Insane how people are so afraid of missing out on Tesla, if you think this is gonna dump you're a grade A retard

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your mom is just worrying about you bro.

my mom worried about me and I'm down 2k today and god knows if thats going back up tomorrow or not hahah

kill me

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NIO under $20 is a good buy, maybe see what it does tomorrow since it’s known to crab downward for a couple days after big growth but dont be surprised if next week is more big green

Trading212 blocked me but is it a good thing?

I just want to grow my position but maybe its a good idea not to FOMO when im already up?

Bears getting BTFO yet again. SAD!

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That's fucked up. My wife doesn't give a fuck about trading, even if I lose 20% in a day.

I bought an Apple call during the dip for after the split. Am I gonna make it?

Why is tqqq going up if the buggest stocks it tracks are kinda flat

alright, i took some of my recent gains and bought 1 share of TSLA. it's with gains so it's completely risk free.

im just gonna hold it in perpetuity, for at least a year. do whatever the fuck you want you crazy bastards, even if this goes to 0 it's fine im playing with house money now.

Are holding calls after the split a good idea with the fuckery that happens to it?

Should have cum when you had the chance bobo, back into the chastity cage

There's nothing wrong with this. I want to stick my cock in the mouth of every girl on CNBC

It'll dump, heavily, just depends on when it'll happen but it will dump as soon as confidence is lost among zoomers

We here at the Federal Reserve would like to formally apologize to Zig Forums residents of this general thread for the illegal selling that took place earlier today.
We have rectified the situation. Please continue to buy.

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anyone else buying the dips?

wtf is CLSK and why is it dumping so hard?

Tesla Apple and amazon are free money right

what are the odds CLSK goes up to 11 or 11.5 considering cashing out now and waiting for a another leg down. The company isnt worthless but I'd like to buy cheap?

When I first told my dad I had gotten into the market he was disappointed to hear I wasn't all in

Go 50% in

Did you buy QQQ calls on the dip?
I did. And I'm up 25%.

No

What are you talking about? tqqq is exactly where it should be. NASDAQ is only a few points down overall. Bears are just retarded.

is that it? I missed itAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Any of you guys use/tried out more exotic chart types? Been looking at strategies and indicators to use on things like heikin ashi and renko. Haven't found anything spectacular to use on them yet, but have found a few decent ones so far.

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Imagine being a hedgie or MM. You spent decades of your life building "experience" and "expertise". And now all of what you do is buy all the tech robinhoodies do that don't know what the fuck a broker is.
I guess they short airlines, cruise lines, oil, and casinos but still. Your entire profession is one big joke now that everything is shitcoins.

Fuck off you’re not getting it all to yourself

If anything, the big sell-off will be Battery Day. Until then, it's an easy hold.

Yes. Every thread until you like it.

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Vol is overpriced too on everything. Anyone buying out

friday gains TSLA will moon

I don't have any positions whatsoever in them

BUILT for big persian cock

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lmao it rose on no volume, hedgies are going to just dump on the retail faggots who bought the "dip" again.

They didnt beat spy on average for the past decade kek. Tutes are being replaced by qqq and voo which do better jobs than most.

literally just learn how to read price action and volume, that's all you need. RSI isn't too bad either just to note extreme highs/lows.

>Mm
Are you talking about market makers? Because they're making more money than ever now with the volatility.

I can't believe I started in March with 18k in a shitty Vanguard account. Moved to Interactive Brokers and made bank. Speaking of which, I love Citigroup.

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You guys bought the dip, right? It blows my mind how some of you dudes have impeccable timing. I was playing with my newborn son and could only snag a few, I don’t like him seeing me on my phone.

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He's going to have some one come out and hit a battery with a sledge hammer. It's going to blow up killing the guy instantly and the stock's going to fucking rise for some retarded reason.