/smg/ Stock Market General

Rug Pull Hour Edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
omny.fm/shows/trish-intel

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread

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Is majoring in economics a bad idea

Yep, user. That's what the truth will do to people.

Should i go all in on Crocs?

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where is the dump you were yelling about baggie

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>power hour
>but CLSK refuses to go up
I hate the state of my portfolio right now

any penny stock general fags got news on REFR?

it's holding stable for a week and now i've forgotten why i bought it.

Guys, if you want something to pump, you gotta use reverse psychology. *Ahem* THIS SHIT IS GONNA DUMP SO FUCKING HARD.

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look at the nasdaq it's going down.

>going into debt to learn about debt

what the fuck should I study in
I keep getting conflicted answers everywhere I look

>JPM rising
the house always wins

>bears

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STEM, Law or Medicine

>That's what the truth will do to people.
it's not the whole story, it's just the information that's new to him.

The truth includes the good as well as the bad.

I want to kill myself but that would give the bastards who did this to me proof that they were right to destroy me.

Stocktwits should be in the op. I added it yesterday and removed the porn.

Also this market is crazy. I'm making thousands so people must be making millions.

BADA BING! BADA BOOM! And just like that, Apple will never be more than $500/share ever again.

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TSLA pls go back up I wanna sell my calls today because tomorrow is work day and stuff

I am new to this, if I am us citizen is there a preferred broker or are they all the same? I made an interactive brokers account but somebody said in a different thread they accidently bought international stock with it and they got screwed with taxes. If I want to buy stock in, say, a Canadian company is there something I should be aware of? Sorry if this is asked all the time

shorting Nasdaq is not smart

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panick sold everyhting yesterday

No good dip to rebuy today

FUCK

S-should I accept bros?

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is abby serving me a glass of her urine?

>tfw TSLA might close below what I bought in at today
I need to stop buying before wall street goes on lunch

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Don’t go to college, it’s a scam. Invest in becoming a woman.

Is shorting SQQQ based?

Is TQQQ gonna finish red today?

human being's nose and ears never stop growing as you age

imagine her in 30 years

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What is the white man doing in this conversation about racism?

youtube.com/watch?v=OfY6k2jJFrM

Hrudey has been using his platform to virtue signal for a while now

Don't go into Law. It's not what you think it is. It's not going to be what you think it's going to be. Everyone is miserable and wants to off themselves. Severe buyer's remorse.

t. Lawyer sibling, cousins, and uncles

What’s the job

>No good dip to rebuy today
Nigga wut

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Economics is such a fucking useless degree that people hire physicists and staticians for quant-jobs.
You can't make shit like this up.

Bought my first block of TQQQ. It's not much, but I want to ride with yall.

Last time I bought to be with the bois was DENN , and I made 8%.

dude wtf is wrong with your kidneys if you see that and associate it with urine
do you drink any water at all

one day you say it's cunning to short it, the next day you say it's not??

Should I buy back my FNGU then???

>No good dip to rebuy today
I'm pretty sure there were suicides from 12-1 today, did you somehow miss that plunge of death the entire market did?

What if im already a apathetic sociopath who has accepted my role in life is to gather shekels without any consideration of morals

Any kind of highly technical engineering. In particular, hardware and computer engineering have a pretty obviously good future because the pandemic is forcing the first world into an even more tech-oriented future

You're right, it looks like she mixed in some whiskey or champagne or something.

My piss is a very very dark orange, almost red

i got fucked on shorting Nasdaq
everything else is safe to short, but not Nasdaq

See a doctor, Christ.

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Get in oil. Oil is gonna moon. Screen cap this. GUSH $40 next week

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Welcome to the ride, fren

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fuck me again, yes, yes i did.

Got some calls from my wageslave job, and missed it out.

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STE, Law or Medicine.

Recommending someone to go into Math is just a big no, it's the passion of your life or not worth it.

Checked, you should get checked

>Don't go into Law.
Plus it's going to see more automation sooner than the other fields that were listed. It's estimated that 23% of work done by lawyers can be automated by existing technology.

I know it's a joke, but if your urine is ever cola colored, please see a doctor. It can be a serious sign of cancer.

Cant afford it, ill just drink more sprite

fucking hideous

being an actual lawyer fucking sucks.

being a government or corporate bureaucrat lawyer is very laid back and chill.

you just learn minutia about some city's water system and codes and compliance then fill out forms for 60k+ starting on a set, comfortable 40 hour work week, with good bennies.

the "cool" lawyers work their fucking asses off. like 100+ hours a week shitposting legalese for MBAs and criminals to avoid jail or make millions.
its soul crushing.
criminal law is equally soul crushing from either side, as well as just as much work, with fewer rewards, and you have to spend your time with disgusting scum.

It's illegal for QQQ to finish red

Buy Microsoft before it's too late

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Never pay to study. Only study if you get paid for it.

... k

th-thanks

Yeah, already up 1.5%

>Rug Pull
Barely a doormat shift tbhfam.

Sorry bro. I know the feeling.

pol really does have good taste in jews

As long as you are willing to put up with bullshit bitch boy grunt work for the first 10 years of your career, long hours for not that great pay relative to your exhaustive efforts, and partners constantly looking for reasons to take you out back and off you... you should be gravy once you're in the middle stages of your career (probably 40 years old+)

I chose the entrepreneur life for the freedom user.

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QQQ back to 292.
Don't hide.
Just buy.

There we go, that's a good girl. Just keep pumping.

Is this what you guys really look like

>Man too angry to die, refuses to kill himself
Based. Keep up the fight, user. Don't get sad, be mad.

All that juicy neck area good for grabbin' n' chokin'. Wew.

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Will GUSH ever return to it's lofty 2019 numbers or is the current level the result of splits and jewry never to rise again?

God damn

Makes me want to get circumcised and grow sideburn locks

Why are women this way bros? What the fuck.

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now those are some bags I'd like to hold right now

user, what's your endgame if we will see another rug pull? DCA? Will you panic sell, if your portfolio goes -10%? What about -30%?

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>stocks extremely overbought
>/smg/ keeps memeing about the crash being imminent
>stocks keep going higher
>even more afraid to jump in because the crash is right around the corner

fucking goddammit bros i just want to make money and not get stuck bagholding for 10 years as everyone laughs at me about buying the top

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Robin hood or e trade, which is better? Looks like etrade has more stuff but there's a $25 live broker fee, what is that?

SPY 350. Come on. Do it, you know you want to.

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Don't listen to /smg/, just listen to your instinct.

Should I sell SPY before the Friday dump?

It's not around the corner, it's not even within the next 5 years. Have you missed Powell's speech today? Buy before it's too late and they go into higher inflation on purpose.

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im bad at math

>These god damn red candy canes so close to breaking through into Greenville USA

the biz way

fee for a live broker

Unironically this. You're essentially chasing down clients for billing and faxing (that's correct... FAXING) documents to gather signatures all day long in between literal paper pushing and getting belittled by your superiors. Law practice is still in the horse and buggy stage of technological development. Lel.

Not sure if I should fomo. Fuck.

how much is that in money