When will I ever have sex

/biz I hopped on tinder a few months ago and I never get matches but got one tonight and I was hoodwinked. I thought it was finally time to lose my virginity, right before smartcon, sergey would be so proud of me. But alas I was talking to a bot/pajeet and was linked a payment page. Will I ever have sex?

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Thank u for reading my diary frens.

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so retarded this shit is common it’s happened to a few people i know sometimes they don’t even live in your own city/country

>I know it says chuckecheese but i promise i live there

god damn fucking btfo. pretty elaborate scam lad. sorry that happened. are you really a virgin?

Sorry user, I hate online dating

Lmao tough one lad, you'll get em next time

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after months on tinder..it’s pretty rare for a girl to be that forward. especially if they are attractive. most want a few days of chatting.

Dis nigga lives at Chuck E Cheese kek

Yes sadly. Looking back it looks like an obvious scam but in the moment my heart was racing and dick was planning everything. I legitimately thought LINK mooning was a signal and that is how it was going to come full circle.

Yeah, very new to tinder so I'm glad it happened and now I know but still pretty deflating for me

Link Marines, hold your virginity! Give them no dick, and take from them EVERYTHING!

honestly, the bots are so sophisticated these days, seems like a decently normal conversation, for tinder standards at least
actually i've read there are guys who pose as girls on things like tinder and get guys to pay for shit like this, so it might not be a bot but just a dude or a catfish
never let tinder dictate how you feel about yourself, you not only have to be good looking but have to take decent photos, and then you might get shadowbanned based on your swiping and shit like that. if youre a female on tinder youre playing life on easy mode since half the dudes swipe right on every chick they see

LOL

>brings up chuck e cheese
>"she" just goes on like nothing happened
bro what the fuck were you thinking

kek I didn't see it unfolding there either

to a tinder vet like you it's obvious
to a guy new to tinder i can see why he may have only had a inkling that this might be fake and not an assumption of it

Yes it seemed a little off but figured if a chick is willing to just meet up with a stranger and have sex she must be a little psycho. Anyway thank you friend.
Wasnt. At all. Lul

Are you in Florida? This bitch sounds like someone that went to my uni. Also why do you live at chuck e cheese

>well I'd be honored to assist with some gold old fashioned fun

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy fucking kek
This is what autists think "sounding smooth" is like and then they'll unironically come to Zig Forums to bitch about not being able to get laid.
OP thanks for this thread. Literally laughing out loud at your autism.

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yeah, you were targeted I’m afraid user someone knows about your linkies

bomb my house?
kek
also you sound cool for using coordinates sounds like you are talking over LOKI session or something

This is what I do. I scroll through all the pictures and find ones that have snapchats or instagrams. Then I add them. But since most of them are SJW type whores and we are in a pandemic where you can’t really go do anything I message them and just say “hey you are hot, we should hook up even if we have to make you my sugar baby to do so. About 30% are interested and just work a deal out.

And for Instagram.... after you message them you should make a comment on one of her pictures where she has commented on another persons comment so she gets the notification. And I’ll just type DM’s to her where she has replied to some other person who messaged her in her comments.

I have this cute little half white half Latina chick who comes and blows me like clockwork right now. Sometimes my mom even gives me 100$ cuz she knows my link and kleros are going to the moon.

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>sergey would be so proud of me

Lmfao this OP you gotta work on your ‘game’, if you want to get laid don’t talk like that

If you are a virgin dont use tinder. Go talk to girls irl.

Interesting. Maybe I'll give that a shot. If worse comes to worse I was thinking about going for foreign chicks. I dont want to resort to that but getting desperate and just want to get it out of the way.
Any guidance? Should I just talk extremely casually?

Here's how you get that coral.
You're gonna say "You've got about 10 seconds to show me that hole cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry, and if you don't blow me right, I might kill you."

Pajeet here, used to do this a few years ago.
This guys conversation and conversion method is a bit roundabout, but still probably makes a killing I imagine.
Back then, I used to make $700/day on good days.

> Google wealthiest zip codes in the U.S
> Buy residential IP of that city
> Look for albums/packs of whores on r/Gonewild
> Setup Bluestacks/Andyroid for Tinder/PoF/Kik
The rest comes with experience. I was pretty deep in the game, had a shortlist of high converting cities. Made instant char macros, multitasking multiple chats, etc
Only downside, you have to see dick picks, a lot of them.