...and let me introduce you to my daughter user, watch out for her hehe, she's already after my job

Hairlarious

Why do you faggots like Instagram thots so much? I would have thought that most of you hated plastic gold-digging stacies, and yet I see dozens of them posted to Zig Forums every day.

Or both

Please I will do everything for her user

so uh. How about that Kyle Ritterhouse? Modern superhero huh!

it's an old bait thread, get off my board

i remember when i worked as a waiter, standing next to and above someone like this and maintaining eye contact when taking their order was the greatest challenge of my life

Thats a man.

Ugh sir that's a man

The idea of treating a thot like a whore and using her however you want, whenever you want is extremely satisfying.
Actually having to go through the motions of disrespecting a person that much and then having to spend time with them? Not at all.

What? Who are you? Why are you introducing me to this woman? How did I get here? I want to go home

Ok cool nice to meet you. Can we get appetizers? I’m hungry as fuck

if u looked at my gfs tits i would have broken your jaw my dude

sex sex sex

>ITT incel anons unironically being scared of wamen
you realize her main interest is probably just the intricacies of being a thot, right?

Can't wait to grow up and be tough like u

good boy, workout a lot, do boxing as your go to sport, dont watch porn and dont ever let a wagie step on your feet. you'll be fine son.

thats why you only do it with ons/hookers silly

>sits down
"heh, hey... nice to meet you"
>adjusts lightning Mcqueen watch
"i could use a drink. After all its 5'o clock somewhere.. heh even though its currently 7PM....get it?"
>looks around for waiter
"hey let me get an arnold palmer...HAHAH just kidding ill have one moscow mule"
>turns to boss
"hey boss wanna join me in some of this mule fuel?"
>turns to daughter
"by how stiff your sitting i think you've had enough HAHAHA im just kidding i ordered mule fuel for the whole table!"
>checks phone, unlocks lock screen of toby maguire
"uhoh pary people i got a call from the Ms, better check in before i become like her breakfasts....burnt toast HAHA"
>get up and tucks in shirt whilst also adjusting penis to be held down by belt line
>leaves

how do you into boxing?

i would probably stab your gfs tits with a fork

cringe/bluepilled

Go back to Zig Forums faggot incel

I’m looking at them right now. Lost my appetite!