SMARTCON DAY 1 - RECAP

Post thoughts, highlights, memes and more!

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i was out all day, is it looking promising? we're still crabbing which is a better outcome than i expected

I've been to a lot of tech conferences and holy shit was this day boring. No technical demos, no shit that works RIGHT FUCKING NOW, just a bunch of hypothetical horse shit and cope. This shit is fucked

that beer autist at the networking tab connecting with various CEOs and just burping at them

>thread Nr.38
>currently 7 threads on the topic
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS clean up, the spm stinker are at it again

I thought Priyanka was really hot

Felten delivered a very promising pitch, looking forward to the arbitrum mainnet launch

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My favorite moment

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fucking KEK
any screenshots/vids of blerps?

Boring as shit

AAAHHHHHAHHHAHhAHahhaahhHAHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOLD PLS MOAR

I was happy with it. I understand a lot of things aren't launching TODAY but it seems like NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING

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Sell the news

nick ger

there was a guy playing the 1 guy 1 jar video to a bunch of industry people in the network tab and anons were posting screenshots of it

My brain is now realizing what it just saw

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Vitalik btfo by ed felcher

I refreshed my page and I was removed from the event and I dont see it on hopin anymore. Did I get banned or something?

Are you high right now?
Celsius is on mainnet since today, and Aave’s founder had a great talk about the $1.5 billion the secure right now thanks to Chainlink.
That’s just two examples.

>200 link

Will I make it?

She had a fucking attitude bro. I mean hot yes. What is it with these women with attitudes for no reason? Are they trying to be hot or something?

Kek

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Spencer dindu and coindesk normie were so chill and normie

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How does 2 million sound

Didn't watch, what the hell is she doing there?

this is well placed fud

T Mobile desperate to stay relevant kek
This is literally the cusp of a massive revolution and autists will tell their grandkids about the glorious clown world meme magic

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Oxt went up nicely

user was drinking on cam and meeting VIPs

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Topkek anons haven't laughed this hard in a long time

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Smart Con
A con that this smart
A clever deception

This name was Nick Ger

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you reddit faggots are ruining this conference arent you?

which projects to follow regarding kain's comment about waking up all that dormant btc and getting it into defi?

Femme Sergey didn't get banned kek

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fucking goddamnit kek

yeah reddit raided us and started spamming 'nigger' and 'faggot' and all kinds of -ist slurs. it was disgusting. i wish they'd leave us alone.

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this isnt how software works

you can just "deploy any contract on any chain whenever you want"

it takes years of coding back and forth between many times, and many more years of bug smashing for just one contract, on one chain, at predetermined times

Remember the rules goy

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Racist incels from r/link tried to ruin smartcon

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god i hate reddit and their use of racial slurs. i really wish they would cool it with all the anti-semetic comments.

Nick Ger was an unoriginal Redditor

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Am I going insane

1. Rory is based af
2. Dustin just isn’t based get the mic fixed bro
3. Stani good talk but fun times when his connection went SELL SELL SELL
4. Ryan the tellor guy knew something and was smug as fuck what does he know probably the biggest bread crumb of the day
5. Off chain end based af had to increase the cost line so we could see it. Just add a zero.

nope. honk honk.

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Why do you the the tellor guy knew anything?

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Yeah being edgy and saying nigger and shit like that isn't funny at all anymore

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I got banned about 6 times. Im on my final account now waiting for the keynote.