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SMARTCON DAY 1 - RECAP
i was out all day, is it looking promising? we're still crabbing which is a better outcome than i expected
I've been to a lot of tech conferences and holy shit was this day boring. No technical demos, no shit that works RIGHT FUCKING NOW, just a bunch of hypothetical horse shit and cope. This shit is fucked
that beer autist at the networking tab connecting with various CEOs and just burping at them
>thread Nr.38
>currently 7 threads on the topic
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS clean up, the spm stinker are at it again
I thought Priyanka was really hot
Felten delivered a very promising pitch, looking forward to the arbitrum mainnet launch
My favorite moment
fucking KEK
any screenshots/vids of blerps?
Boring as shit
AAAHHHHHAHHHAHhAHahhaahhHAHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOLD PLS MOAR
I was happy with it. I understand a lot of things aren't launching TODAY but it seems like NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING
Sell the news
nick ger
there was a guy playing the 1 guy 1 jar video to a bunch of industry people in the network tab and anons were posting screenshots of it
My brain is now realizing what it just saw
Vitalik btfo by ed felcher
I refreshed my page and I was removed from the event and I dont see it on hopin anymore. Did I get banned or something?
Are you high right now?
Celsius is on mainnet since today, and Aave’s founder had a great talk about the $1.5 billion the secure right now thanks to Chainlink.
That’s just two examples.
>200 link
Will I make it?
She had a fucking attitude bro. I mean hot yes. What is it with these women with attitudes for no reason? Are they trying to be hot or something?
Kek
Spencer dindu and coindesk normie were so chill and normie
How does 2 million sound
Didn't watch, what the hell is she doing there?
this is well placed fud
T Mobile desperate to stay relevant kek
This is literally the cusp of a massive revolution and autists will tell their grandkids about the glorious clown world meme magic
Oxt went up nicely
user was drinking on cam and meeting VIPs
Topkek anons haven't laughed this hard in a long time
Smart Con
A con that this smart
A clever deception
This name was Nick Ger
you reddit faggots are ruining this conference arent you?
which projects to follow regarding kain's comment about waking up all that dormant btc and getting it into defi?
Femme Sergey didn't get banned kek
fucking goddamnit kek
yeah reddit raided us and started spamming 'nigger' and 'faggot' and all kinds of -ist slurs. it was disgusting. i wish they'd leave us alone.
this isnt how software works
you can just "deploy any contract on any chain whenever you want"
it takes years of coding back and forth between many times, and many more years of bug smashing for just one contract, on one chain, at predetermined times
Remember the rules goy
Racist incels from r/link tried to ruin smartcon
god i hate reddit and their use of racial slurs. i really wish they would cool it with all the anti-semetic comments.
Nick Ger was an unoriginal Redditor
Am I going insane
1. Rory is based af
2. Dustin just isn’t based get the mic fixed bro
3. Stani good talk but fun times when his connection went SELL SELL SELL
4. Ryan the tellor guy knew something and was smug as fuck what does he know probably the biggest bread crumb of the day
5. Off chain end based af had to increase the cost line so we could see it. Just add a zero.
nope. honk honk.
Why do you the the tellor guy knew anything?
Yeah being edgy and saying nigger and shit like that isn't funny at all anymore
Hahahahahahahahahaha
I got banned about 6 times. Im on my final account now waiting for the keynote.