COOM Just launched its first product Semen Retention Token! The way it operates is just like Hands of Steel in which the sellers are punished and holders are rewarded. If you SEMEN RETAIN you get MORE COOM!! IF YOU EJACULATE TOO FAST YOU LOOSE COOM!!
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.
Lmao that’s impressive. Why did they name it $COOM if they were gonna make it a serious project? Will coomfags actually make it?
Sebastian Taylor
because they're based is why
John Harris
So you can stake your $COOM to get $SRT but you can also trade $SRT on Uniswap? Why the fuck wouldn't I just buy $SRT then? It is family-friendly version of the coom and it's easier to shill to redditors for a big payday.
Gas fees are expensive on Uniswap because it actually does 2 transactions and pays a % to liquidity holders. In reality if you swap from COOM to SRT using the website, it's only $1-$2
Isaiah Green
I was here when this was first advertised and didn't buy it. I'm here now, and still not buying it. This all despite the fact that 1 million of the token is only like 200 dollar. It sunk drastically in value 2 days after it was launched and has not recovered since. It is current worth less than when it was first advertised. Everything about this screams scam.
Can anyone change my mind and convince me to waste money on this?
Jaxson Lee
thanks again. uniswap is the only place to buy coom right? I'm just trying to buy $SRT, i'll immediately swap coom with it.
Luke Sanchez
devs locked most of the liquidity, there's no way this could be a scam or rugpull. devs are based
Christian Gray
Uniswap is the only place to buy COOM right now
But just like other things the devs delivered on, (Coingecko, Delta, Blockfolio), we are being added to exchanges soon.
Join the discord, community and devs are active there every day
Elijah Williams
pretty happy with my 1 mil, desu~ as said by others, love the developer and COOMunity
Liam Morales
None of these things are convincing. Other scams had locks and discord too.
Why do people think these things are still a excuse to make it seem legit?
Cameron Kelly
Already stack 1M, dont sleep on this biz !
Leo Reyes
is it too late for this 30 year old boomer to become a coomer?
Austin Perry
What's your criteria of a legit token then?
This token is already over a week old, if they wanted to scam they could have done it anytime and NOT develop anything new. They've been adding us to CoinGecko, Blockfolio, Delta, and are applying to exchanges.
Other tokens didn't even have a whitepaper or ANY development done on it at all
This is a coin being worked on seriously
Brody Lopez
Dev has been working too hard on this just to rugpull it. He can probably make more money from having it grow to its legit potential, unlike BOMR which shamelessly copied COOM (down to the source code) and actually did exit scam. But how about instead of me trying to prove that it isn't a scam, you give me some proof that it is? I only want what's best for my shekels just like you, user, so I'll listen.
Never.
Landon Martin
you're letting the name and connotation get to you. this coin has actual functionality now. just check the discord, the devs are active and developing new shit, theres no way this is a scam
John Lee
Ok I staked my coom. Now what does edging do?
Elijah Bennett
The coom is flowing! I'm... Gunna... SPLOOGE!
Dylan Edwards
what does this update mean? can you explain it as if you were explaining to a golden retriever?
>literal ponzisxhene coin You have to hold long enouh to generate a good amount while constantly inviting new coomers to maintain liquidity
Lincoln Nelson
Other scams have repeatedly had "active" devs and "see this and that on the discord", before they suddenly pulled a exit scam when they made enough money, and nobody "saw" it coming except for all the people who's gut feeling told them not to buy the shitcoins.
Jayden Campbell
explain it please!
Jacob Anderson
Listen careful-close, my dear ratling. You can now buy $SRT for $COOM, as a 1:1 trade. When someone sells their $SRT before you, they send 10% of it to everyone else. It's a holding incentive, where you can collect the coom from weak hands trying to pnd you. You buy COOM with ETH, trade it for SRT, then trade it back to COOM when you're satisfied with your hodl.
Nathan Howard
name some examples and what "developments" they had
Literally 1 week old coin and already so much development for COOM
Jason Ross
that's based but how does it work? can't I just sell my $SRT on Uniswap and avoid paying %10% to other retards?
Robert Hall
>b-b-but muh other scams
Don’t brother with this guy, fellow COOMillionaires. He has no argument.
Ryder Hernandez
>Whales force their bags on everyone else holding for the 2nd pump that never comes. >Realizing they've been had the bag holders shill this scamcoin hoping to get new coomers >Eventually get enough liquidity in the pool to dump >Cycle continues lol this coin is evil
