Elon will become the first trillionarie with this company.
No other point has a human been able to MONATIZE EVOLUTION.
We just took the next step in human existence. Screenshot me and talk to me in 10 years when we cure blindness.
Screenshot me and talk to me in 20 years when we have massive economic inequality due to an IQ disparity with neuralink and non neuralink users.
This will most likely answer what conciousness is.
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Why didn't I buy tesla???
IT'S OVER!!!
Looks like someone didn't buy Tesla.
I hope you enjoy licking the ass of a literal con artist
Payment domination, Road domination, Space domination and now brain domination. It's over! Elon won is now our supreme overlord. Bow down you little earth worms
This
this is legit the most retarded thing I've seen.
Amazing imagine implanting a chip into your head where the government can see your thoughts... Not long till people will start getting arrested by the thought police for having the wrong thoughts.. I'm all in
A week in the life of AI GENIUS ELON:
>world watches no-air kiddies in cave
>ELON sees world watching no-air kiddies and not ELON
>ELON sad (not for no-airs, but because attention whore)
>hurr hurr I design and build submarine to rescue no-air kiddies in cave, then BIG ATTENTIONS 4 HERO ELON
>damn they calling me 'fat fucking retard' now wut do
>ELON BUTTHURT calls everyone (who successfully rescued no-air kiddies) PEDOs because BUTTHURT
>shit, gonna sue maybe not pedo
>investigator24.7onthecase.at.hotmail.vietnam random emails ELON says can PROVE pedo is pedo JUST give me $50k BUTTHURT ELON
>give random investigator $50k because fat fucking retard who can NEVER be wrong
>random investigator investigates - PEDO confirmed!
>ELON happy, shouts PEDO! PEDO! lots on Twitter
>shit still suing, maybe random investigator not so reliable
>oh its OK, case in LA, 'win' because LA Jury and I AM ELON CAN DO NO WRONG
>ELON looks in mirror
>fat fucking retard manchild looks back
putting a chip in yr head isnt evolution. Its putting a chip in yr head
All in on DeepBrainChain
>first trillionaire
>Not Sergey Nazarov
ISHYGDDT
Cringe, science is literally centuries behind this. We don’t know shit about how brain works.
It’s basically trying to launch a rocket into space in Newtonian times.
If he waited for other people to do it he would be just like you. He wouldn't be Elon Musk.
Even more legit than the hyperloop..
Anyway, I am sure they have neural control toys on AliExpress if you want to play Johnny Mnemonic
I thought he was gonna show with a spine severed pig, turn on neurolink and he'd walk.
Then I remembered I'm actually a scientist and Elons neurolink is in absolute baby phase and he's done absolutely nothing spectacular yet. Reading brain waves of a pig and prove you can put the chip without adverse effects? son lel. He's like 30 years away from real development.
elon is a rich sociopath, this is the only reason why he's doing this, because it sounded cool to him
what happens if i have buyers remorse? what if i don't want a neuralink after a year? you gonna put back that section of skull you removed?
>in 20 years
thats a vague amount pf time
Did you watch the YouTube event? It's already done on the pig.
Oh yeah man I am an expert in pig emotion and that pig displayed no signs of cognitive unhappiness or unbalance. I could tell because when pigs have a section of their skull caved in they usually squeal a little and holler and run about shitting a mess. But did you see that pig? He was totally docile for a pig, totally within pig regulations and was clearly a happy piggy. Musk, and Pigs, will lead us to a greater future!
We'll be able to talk to our pets
And they will impart their wisdom
A cheap chinese brain toy, what could go wrong?
Baconlink
Your food tells you when it's time to eat
Man that would be nuts but no way the retards that made that piece of shit Mickey Mouse toy are gonna be working with Elon
I am bullish on OINK
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Really I just want to cuddle an anime waifu
I should probably kms
DUDE I JUST WANT SAO IN REALLIFE
I don't want anything else in life and I really mean it, there was this thought experiment by some hack philosopher
"would you stay in a matrix tub for an your life it it made you happy etc"
of course I would are you kidding
if I can enjoy every scenario thinkable I would 100% do that my entire life
I tried to insert myself into a pigs brain, and the results were amazing.
thats the next step though, the chip was accurately reading and predicting the pigs limb movements. when combined with a receiver at the point of sever the neuralink could transmit the predicted limb movements to the rest of the spine restoring movement, thats the idea anyway. dont see any reason not to be hopeful