IExec RLC General: Smartcon edition

Gilles is currently snorting coke before going live, get ready guys

kek

Cant wait to see him whip out his baguette.

Golem and Storj. RLC’s competition is mooning and ahead of RLC now while this shit coin just crabs. Absolutely pathetic. Can’t believe I fell for the pajeetry here..

Hahahahahhahahahahaha well done

Can someone please post that hilarious Gilles cyborg story with wires going from his arm?

My name is not important.
There isn't much time left.
I'm a member of iExec RLC's dev team.
I may be terminated but I don't care, this message is important and needs to be heard.
It's Gilles.
He's been acting... crazy lately.
Gilles is a pretty good guy. Funny, smart, courageous, good leader. I started working for iExec in December of 2018. I was so excited and honored to contribute to such an amazing project. If only I had known what was to come...
Late 2019, Gilles had started staying up for days working on the project.
He spent countless hours in the lab, hours stretching into days, stretching into weeks.
Our team noticed Gilles was becoming increasingly manic, and tried to talk to him.
The white of his eyes were yellowing, his teeth dirty from weeks without brushing. His hair was long and unruly, plastered to his forehead with sweat. He reeked of urine.
"Gilles, please come with us. We need to get you help.", I said.
"I need to initialize the liquidity vector for the dynamic work pools!", Gilles exclaimed.
He started speaking in tongues, he was frothing at the mouth.
I noticed wires running down Gilles arm.
“What th-“
WHOOOOOOSH
Gilles shoved me into our team, and sprinted out of the lab. We tried to chase him but couldn’t keep up.
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Gilles let out a sharp screech.
The blast doors closed, and we were locked inside the lab.

gilles is too busy fucking trannies, lol

We spent hours trying to open the blast doors, but to no avail. We were trapped in the lab.
While searching the computer for a way to hack the doors, I found Gilles’ secret files;
a password protected zip titled “RLCecret”.
Hmmmm..
I typed “password”.
“DENIED”
I typed “admin”.
“DENIED”
Hmmmm.. what would Gilles have for a password?
I typed “trannycocks”
“ACCESS GRANTED”
The zip opened and there were pages and pages of plans that I’d never seen before.
I poured for hours over them, shocked at what I’d found.
How could Gilles keep this from us?
What are his motives?
At last, I found it.
A document titled, “RLC - Real Life Cyborg”
It detailed Gilles plans for world domination using machine integration with his own body to make him more powerful.
RLC was never about developing the first decentralized marketplace for cloud computing resources with blockchain technology used to organize a market network where users can monetize their computing power, applications, and datasets.
RLC was about creating the framework that powers Gilles’ cyborg body.
With the technology iExec developed for RLC, Gilles is nearly unstoppable. As I type this, I can hear the screams of the guards as Gilles shreds them to into ribbons.
“Never selling my digital oil” I hear over the loudspeaker.
It is critical this information gets out immediately. It may already be too late.
Do all you can.
Sell your RLC.
Please.
For the future of humanity.

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LMAO GILLES DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP