IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

HE'S OFFICIALLY WORKING FOR SERG NOW. HE'S GETTING TOO POWERFUL. HE'S CONSUMING EVERYTHING HE NEEDS TO BECOME THE STANDARD.

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what exactly does a chainlink scientist do?

ari seems like a cool guy

researches Big Mac recipes

JUELED.COM

Checked

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Kek

This is pretty nice because dude also advises and heads up a bunch of other world changing shit.
He has his finger on instigating real change in world financial banking systems .
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I bet his dick tastes amazing too.

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Is it actually all true?
We’re going to make it aren’t we?

They can’t keep up with the rate in which sergey needs to be fed Big Macs, it’s going to require fundamental innovation to have a system that can create Big Macs at the optimal speed

>chief scientist at RSA
>chief scientist at STINKLINK
shame to see the career of such an accomplished scientist and intellectual being flushed down the toilet, reminds me of sibos.

It's never been more clear. Everything is out in the open.

Expect to wait 6-12 more months for the normie brained market to catch up before we see a big Link run.

McDonalds Insider here.

Wait til you small fries (pun VERY intended LOL) get a taste of what we're cooking up for Q4 of 2020. I'm lovin' it! Please don't let this info leak anywhere else or my job will be in jeopardy:

We love to see you smile, and we are changing the name of the Big Mac to the Big Serg! This is an unprecedented move! Ronald is actually going to be present during Sergey's keynote and the speech is actually going to be an ASMR video of Sergey tasting the ALL NEW Big Serg recipe!

Also, the McDonalds Monopoly game this year is going to allow you to win 700k Chainlink Tokens from Big Serg himself!!!

If you haven't already bought back in, I highly suggest you do! BA DA BA BA BA!

luckily Ari wrote several papers on it
his latest one on DECO explains the optimal way of Big Mac DECOration to prove it contains all the salad and cheese without having to actually verify it yourself.

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So he is triple dipping now?
This is the best money laundering operation I’ve seen. God damn.

i find him extremely unsettling i think i will sell now

HAPPENING
HOLY FUCK GET THE FUCK IN

holy
shit

right in time for the nsa to infiltrait chainlink lol
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We took our cat to Cornell University and they saved his life. He got hit by a car and his hip was literally in two along with other fractures. They bolted it back together and saved his life. Everybody there was so god damn nice there, and so very human. I'm eternally grateful.

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His research is insanely based
t. science man user

Is this pasta? Or else it should be.

ARI if you see this, some chink company bought the domain to your book, so going to the site you have listed practically gave me corona

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money is money

You kick my dog.

Insider here. He's going to announce official integration of assassination contracts during his presentation later. Expect a massive pump.

>Ari
Ok, (((institutional))) money has been guaranteed.

Are we going to get an assassination smart contract demo..?

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Wait he doesn’t even teach at the Cornell LMAOO he teaches at Cornell tech kekkkk

I wonder if this guy can break SHA-256.

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Insider here. Yes. This particular demo will feature a loli assassination contract executed on a homeless man in an undisclosed south american country.

>get a bunch of chink students to make some tech
>sell it and make bank
>...twice
>get job with who you sold it to
based Ari

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF