COOM Just launched its first product Semen Retention Token! The way it operates is just like Hands of Steel in which the sellers are punished and holders are rewarded. If you SEMEN RETAIN you get MORE COOM!! IF YOU EJACULATE TOO FAST YOU LOOSE COOM!!
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.
We were only granted 6 days of gains, in these moments we secured tremendous accomplishments and planned for more. We elicted the envy of our good for nothing biz shit coins. What was tremendous however was are superCOOMer efforts in shilling which meant not so much giving it the material liquidity but the spiritual resistance for a whale to HODL. In spite of hostile FUD posting of biz-tards at one time we chose our way in the depth of souls and followed our paths. We will be an unknow coin uptil fomo and final moon-shot. Our toke often proclaimed dead and always wished dead, at long last will be the final victor of meme tokens.Our present situation is likewise being determined exclusively by the suties incumbent on the dev.Together, they amount to one duty to work for the holders and arract future investors.No matter how grave the crisis may be at this moment. COOMers will overcome it in the end in spite of everything. thanks to our strong hands, our readiness to HODL and our community. We will survie this dump, it is not FUD that will win but the COOM comunity and at it's head will be the token which for one-and-half milennia will bull run. Those who can pump,pump Those who can shill,shill. and all coom together together to pump with only one thought in mind. To secure lambos, early retirement and a future of comfy.There is no need to discuss this with blockhead fudders whonwill never die out. Who are of the opinion that a meme token would be the victim of chink PnD because of its impotence.The power of COOM has grow so tremendously since launch that it can no longer be compared with the earlier epoch, to make this inner power of seimen retention is therefore the surest guarantor of total moon-shot.Fudders immediately started break down of our token, we therefore appeal to the entire COOMunity but especially to our old COOMrades and all whales to HODL with an even greater spirit to retain COOM.
Luis Torres
It's literally impossible to make any money out of the semen retention thing and it will always be.
>$4 gas fee >get 200 tokens
Charles Roberts
Damn I hopped back in for the dip
Juan Wilson
Imagine investing a single one of your hard earned dollars into something called coom coin. Amazing
Zachary Reed
Holy fuck I’m buying more I didn’t know it dipped
Less than 2 weeks old and an absolute gem
David Fisher
Yes
Gentlemen
Someone made 500k COOM yesterday, I think. Ask around on the Discord. DEV is still active.
Anthony Gray
Maths doesn't check out unless you're putting in 10m+
Sebastian Sanders
Yup. It had to be on of the spermwhales.
Andrew Miller
We are getting fucked by 0xae82d4f7a9797a86f16edaeb7d104db2f4dc8d35
But its NOW at an all time low.
Lucas Fisher
Quess I learned from FOMOing in
Ethan Wood
How the fuck did COOM drop this low?
Jace Edwards
i just buy the dip! see in moon
Henry Perry
I FOMOed in at the ATH and I'm down 91% currently COOMERS GOOOOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME TO THE MOON
Jordan Harris
Don’t buy this shitcoin. Too many whales keep on dumping. Dev paid freelancers in COOM. They kept on dumping their loads killing the coin. Save your money.
Andrew Lewis
A coin which could have mooned is the developer wasn't a fucking idiot.
Giving out prizes which outstripped the number of tokens in general circulation. They were always going to dump and they were to dump in a steady stream so that the token never got a chance to recover. Now, even if something to happen that pumped the price, you've a lot of people looking to dump their tokens the second it becomes worthwhile because there'll be no confidence in it.
The token's doomed.
Easton Baker
Why is the website down on top of everyone having dumped?
I heard the developers gave up on the project.
Robert Thomas
Website isn’t down.your just a dirty fudder
Connor Foster
AAAAAAAAA
sold half my link for this shit. it just launched on uniswap. its the governance token from SERUM. buy a fuck ton before it moons
Why do you fuckers only invest in memes? Doge? Coom? Brr? Waifu? What the fuck is your problem? Can't you recognize a real project over a fucking scam? You all deserve to lose all of your life savings holy shit
