Ask a New Student of Lang Business School Anything

Have limited time, I'm a busy man, but ask away. I will be attending in a week and am a current financial genius.

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please please please please please be satire

I can't wait for you to be in the big world of business and genuinely believe you know what you're doing among other people who genuinely believe they know what they are doing as the massive anti productive inertia you all generate as somehow overcome by all the people dumb enough to work for you thus proving your skills at running a business

No, how is it satire?

>words words words

I don't give a shit about words when I'm sitting in my office on Baystreet or Wallstreet making fat stacks of cash

Are schools up there even accredited? Is a diploma valid, or do you move to America and drive a cab?

>I don't give a shit about words when I'm sitting in my office on Baystreet or Wallstreet making fat stacks of cash
yeah, I don't think you'll be working on wall street if you're going to a school like that

Yes our schools are accredited. John K Galbraith went to Guelph. He was put in charge of running the entirety of the U.S economy during WW2 under the Roosevelt administration.

I know you're trying to larp as an American exceptionalist who only considers U.S schools valid but that literally never was an accepted mantra ever.

Lots of people from Canada end up working on Wallstreet. You do realise finance is international right?

the vast majority of people I worked with on wall street were from american schools. only canadian grads I recall were from waterloo, i think they were CS or math grads or some shit.

it's been proven for longer than you've been alive index funds outperform meme financial geniuses, and normalfags are actually waking up to that fact in the last few years
there's literally no point to go to a business school unless you're able to socialize and network your way to the top. posting desperate egoboost threads on Zig Forums doesn't bode well. close the tab and rethink your life, you can still make it but you absolutely have to stop browsing this place (and also stop watching anime or other gay shit if you do that)

When did you realize your gay

We had a Canadian at our firm for about six months. He giot caught putting hidden cameras in the toilets in the mens bathroom. Ill look up his name, maybe you know him., hang on.

Obviously, because the vast majority of people from any stock exchange will be from that country of origin. Also people tend to stick within their own country just because its whats known for them. Most people on the Paris stock exchange are from Paris, most people from the London stock exchange are from England.

What type of argument is this?

Then how has Warren Buffet consistently beat the market and made 50% returns?

Also I should mention my dad is really really rich so if anything I could just start a firm on Wallstreet.

my point is that only the best canadian grads from top schools will end up on wall street, i dont think whatever dogshit university you attend is going to cut it kek

never heard of that place. must have shit rankings or unknown alumni

What are the best schools then?

Also lol that you "worked" on Wallstreet. You're one of the those peasants who sit in an office and drone for 16 hours a day.

I would never "work" unless it meant me being springboarded into a high up position because of my dad.

Business school isn’t useless. Errrbody need an accountant my niggah.

A piece of advice to you OP. Whether you graduate from a third world country or in God's university, eith this attitude and arrogance of yours you'll always be seen as a dickhead. Also, while you're bragging about going to a good school and working in Wall Street, some poor and uneducated faggots on a board called Zig Forums made millions by doing fuck all all day. Enjoy your stydies, mate.

Why are you so retarded that you think in the age of information you should go to a physical building to acquire knowledge?

> some poor and uneducated faggots on a board called Zig Forums made millions by doing fuck all all day

Yeah, and i made millions by being born from my dad

I don't go to acquire knowledge. I don't give a fuck about learning. I don't give a fuck about studying, I don't give a fuck about infomraiton.

I want to party, I want to fuck, I want to get drunk, and I want to make fat stacks on Wallstreet and buy a Yacht.

How to drive customers away 101

Did you prelearn all the different arrows for a useless BPM diagram?

Buffet is an actual investor, not a speculator like all those fund managers. He buys enough shares to get a seat on the board, then he manages the companies he owns directly.
also you're a niggerfaggot. didn't know they had those in leafland. i guess we both learned something today.

>i made millions by being born from my dad
>I want to make fat stacks on Wallstreet and buy a Yacht.
if you're so rich, then why don't you already own a yacht?

why the fuck do you think we would give two fucks ahahahahahaha

Obviously im not going to go around talking about this to clients

I don't care about learning

That's what I wnat to do then, what Buffet does.

Because my dads rich but doesn't have enough to throw around like that. Plus even if he did he wouldn't buy me a Yacht becasue he's one of those fags that say you have to "work for your money" but he would give me money to start a fund.

>why should i give too fucks about speaking to a highly educated elite rather than just shitpost about currencies

>student
>Rich dad

You're about as smart as a cashier at Walmart.

Your dad could divorce your mom, marry some whore, and you will get exactly jack shit from your dad.

My dad owns a dealership

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How will you explain your posts here to your future employer?