/smg/ - Stock Market General

Fubuki edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/minigirl/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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What are you eating or going to eat right now user?

Is Apple and amazon basically a 100% safe buy? Their entire history it’s done nothing but rise up.

Low risk low reward right?

My TQQQ got called away Friday at 155 strike and now it’s going to open even higher Monday morning. Fuck covered calls.

USD IS HANGING ON THE EDGE OF CLIFF HERE

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GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING PURCHASING POWER NOW
I NEED TO KEEP MY RALLY GOING

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HO HO HO! Good luck to All Anons this week. May your week be Green

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What are you chads buying on opening this monday?

SHLL

All small businesses on the planet are going to get eaten alive. The big guys can weather the problems and take over this space. Just buy the fucking megacaps.

Lads...

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how high are AAPL and TSLA gonna pump this week off of all of the retard newbies getting into the market all of a sudden like with KEEMSTAR?

I just ate 75% of a massive Stromboli my gf made it was amazing.

>zoom out on tech and other meme stocks
>right at 2016, literally every graph looks the same and goes parabolic to 2020
the fuck happened in 2016? and god damn i want to kill myself for not buying in 2016. fucking 400% gains just holding tech stocks, missed out on

What will TSLA do tomorrow? Not sure if I should buy more at open. Friday spooked me a bit.

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Nasdaq futures are up big but I have a pretty good hunch AAPL will be down massively

THE BULLCHAD MARCHES ON

My dad lost a lot of money buying Kodak (I know, I know) I'm going to suggest he just sell the remaining shares, buy TQQQ with the money, and write the capital losses off of his taxes the next three years. What do you think of my plan, Zig Forums?

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Buy ADMA

ADMA MAGA
MAGA ADMA

Oil chads. Report. Moon mission this week

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Bro same. I started making money in 2017 and knew nothing of stocks of crypto. If I just stored all my money in Apple and amazon I’d be rich now and have no problems. All my money would of tripled but I’m too much of a bitch to let everything ride

My FNGU is going to reach the stratosphere tomorrow

EAT THE OTHER 25% RIGHT NOW!

>the fuck happened in 2016?

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Are you stupid?

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Trumps corporate tax cuts

These documentaries are MUST WATCH homework assignments to get a better picture of what is going on in the markets right now. The similarities are uncanny.
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Drinking earl grey (with cayenne pepper as a dare) and going to eat a stuffed crust four meat pizza with extra cheese and bacon

I hope so

She ate that part. I am so bloated with salt right now I couldn’t have.

>AMZN will take over the retail space. Former malls will be converted to one disjointed sovereign nation called Amazonia
>DIS will control all entertainment from local news to national sporting events and blockbuster movies
>AAPL will employ armies to find and destroy Linux computers and androids: both robots from GOOG and phones
>GOOG will know literally everything about you and work to remove you as a threat well before you even realize you are one
>Palantir will make sure you stay in a wage cage and employ black vans for "re-education camps"
Never EVER bet on the middle class. The american misery singularity is almost here bros.

Do it now then imagine you in 2024 when apple is worth 600 again and has to split again Saying should of left all my money in apple

sounds good might make some this week or soon if i can

My friend from HS’s whole family works at a new Amazon warehouse: him, his brother and his mom (she’s like 65). It’s fucking weird.

Kek

It’s fucking easy just get premade pizza dough, roll it out, apply massive amounts of garlic butter and fine means and cheeses, roll, oil, bake, done.

When does palantir ipo
I wanna buy already

Fucking based. Long Dollar General and Dollar Tree

I spent the time just sitting at my parents making money and saving it all now I’m finally getting an apartment and car with it :////

You know all those movies about a "future" cyberpunk dystopia? They were documentaries.

Meats*

I've linked this a few times before but just for emphasis to anyone thinking about selling your apple. Don't fucking do it. I've got hundreds of them now and i'm never selling them again.

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What’s a close and open price

>>GOOG will know literally everything about you and work to remove you as a threat well before you even realize you are one

already exists it's called palantir and it IPOs in september

Snacking on a dry bowl of Kashi cereal.

Surely Apple will open red tomorrow.

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I'll bite and buy one TSLA tomorrow

your mom's vagina is opening red tomorrow if you catch my drift

REITs are a great buy right now

just going to wish for another 4 blessed parabolic years then

you're supposed to be scared so the jews can take your cheapies

AND THE BULLS INSTANTLY BUY IT BACK

VERY EXCITING FOREX ACTION HERE

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Holy shitting dick nipples look at the fucking futures

Was that user shilling TQQQ debit spreads in the other thread right?

Why?

Guys I don't want to beg but please. Can someone tell me how do I invest in Palantir? I know it's preIPO but I don't know how to grab it . Please

Buy cryptocurrency.

no

you were able to buy it on shit like equityzen but now its too late. too close to IPO people won't sell they rather just wait the month and dump their stock on the market - its easier that way.

Actually just picked up $1000 worth of COOM Coin last week

So PreIPO is closed? I can only grab it when it is available every where?

Palantir will be a direct listing. You cannot buy it before it hits the market. There is no official date for its listing yet.

nah cypto rugpulls are real, unlike stocks

So will it essentially rocket first day and then dump, only to recover over the first month? Similar to RKT?

>Part of the Plasma Alliance
>There isn't enough plasma to meet demand in the U.S.
>ADMA is the only American plasma company left
>They've been increasing performance for 3 straight quarters

They were already a solid company before the covid play. Now, it's only a matter of time before their importance is realized in the wider market.