HEY STINKER, I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU

HEY STINKER, I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE OPEN

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BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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OH NO NO NO HERE IT COMES AGAIN. I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER BUT ITS COMING BACK....

HOLY SHIT HERE IT COMES
OPEN YOUR MOUTH STINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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i think its over marines.... no more tummy aches. that was harsh, but dont worry marines, i only got a couple million more left.

HODL THE LINE MARINES

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whats this?

the amount of link the team has dumped

wait wtf these guys are dumping hundreds of thousands of tokens almost every month and still have HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS more?
how the fuck am i supposed to make it with my 700 link stack?

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

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>how the fuck am i supposed to make it with my 700 link stack?
youre not. /thread

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>nulinker discover the harsh reality of crypto
its all a scam. get out while you stillgot money

FUD is getting stale these days

DR;NS 1000 eoy

Dumps is what got Chainlink DECO, Ari and the ability to have 30 job openings right now. After watching the Smartcon Summit I won't be surprised if they make a play to aquire Arbitrum. Do the dumps suck? Yes, but we knew from the beginning it was to finance the project. In the end we will all be rewarded very very handsomely.

You're looking at over a $1 mill in the next few years.

so let me see if i understand. print a worthless shitcoin out of thin air, sell it and buy the things that give value to said shitcoin?
you cant comprehend how scammy at looks? not to mention that they supposedly using these millions of dollars to acquire projects made by.... people who are already affiliated with link?

doesnt sound scammy at all!
team only has almost 2 entire circulating supplies to dump, no worries! HODL THE LINE lmao

i cant tell who got the lowest iq in crypto, linktards or XRPtards. what i can tell for sure ia that you both suffer from an uncurable terminal stage of stockholm sydrome.

nice FUD but im still holding link and buying more

what do you think jews have been doing since they crawled out of egypt with stolen money from the poisoned royals. they print fake money and buy real things. how think jews bought disney world and niggerball? they bribe cheat steal and counterfiet. Link is just a jew scam fraud doing jew things

Such a pedo looking guy

das rite chainlink cone gon be at 10 thou dolla eoy mah nigga we gon be rich along with xrp army we both smart as fuck bruv

Rippletards are the Q cultists of crypto. Linkchads are the Q cultists of crypto if Q was real also we’re handsome and girls like us.

500x gains from my 28 cent investment? I'll open wide alright. keep up the gibs poorfriend :)

>one single address holds the same amount as the entire current circulating supply
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS SCAMCOIN

you havent made shit until you sell. if you think all of you can cashout of this scam without crashing the market to the ground you are delusional. keep jacking off to those imaginary numbers on the screen and do get to surprised when the day comes where you wake up and they have been slashed in half

>look mom I posted it again

This

what would happen if a satoshi wallet market sold all its bitcoin

Imagine holding 30k of these scam tokens and you still can’t afford to quit working. Link’s tokenomics are fucked

You can't make an omlette without taking a few dumps. See you fags on the moon! Read; never selling.

I went to a McDonald's restroom and I saw this guy in there. he was sweating profusely and muttering to himself about a hooker and regretting what he's done. I tried to ignore him. I walked my hands and he got really, really close to me. he then brushed my arm with his sweating palm then quickly grabbed my forearm. I said WTF dude, stop sweating and touching me. he only said buy chainlink and perhaps both our problems will go away. I left the bathroom and I heard an order called for 6 bigmacs. this guy walks out, grabs the 6 bigmacs and dropped the fucking bag because he was so sweaty. one Mac even feel out of the wrapper and he picked it off the floor, took a bite and said it won't even matter if we all would just buy chainlink. gave me the chills.

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