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it's a stock split retard
WHATS HAPPENING THIS IS THE BIGGEST COLLAPSE IN HUMAN HISTORT
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Lol wtf I'm laughing here that's a big dump. People were thinking it could only go up and it's value went down tremendously. Is it because of those pigs?
>stock split
>my short still functions, because overall share price is much lower.
Get fucked jimbles.
>hurr durr stock always go up
what does this softhanded kike have to say for himself now?
I'm financially bored
Why is Muskinho's net worth so low?
how the fuck did this happen? i've been out of stocks and cryptos for over three years now, holy shit, what's going on?
based get rekt stockfags
Read the first post, dumbo
nvm it's just a split...
I want this to happen just so boomers get heart attacks
Wait dis you guys really buy fake space Reddit man stocks? Why?
Yo guys if its "just a split", why Musks net worth so low?! Doesnt he have more number of stocks now? Also, why TF would he do this?!
That masochistic madlad!
I sold all my TSLA on Robinhood because the average person in this stock is so stupid they will see the massive crash and sell.
why even do a stock split. doesn't that make it more difficult to increase in value? Why not do a stock burn?
Wait, did it fall already? Or its supposed to increase soon again? Explain to biznewb plz
Normies see price too high cannot afford to buy
> thinking normies won't be buying more now that the stock is cheap enough
> literally selling the bottom
You are the dumb one here lmao.
I think it's more marketable to sell cheaper shares as the psychology of buyers is to feel good about owning a whole dollar even though its last years 25cents.
Man if I were into boomertokens now would be a decent time to buy
Because it increases the amount of people able to afford the stock. If you burn the stock it lowers supply and pushes the price even higher
>tf people cannot understand what’s a stock split
you can do better biz
Why does Forbes say Elon Musk net worth decrease by $66B?
elon wanted to make 420 jokes again
Now that you’re telling me about burning it then after a split why don’t they just burn the extra shares? There’s probably a rule for it or something
imagine not shorting
I'm printing money. How hard will you cope?
i mean are these people here really investing??
are u guys going to pretend to ignore this post?
Literally anyone with a fucking brain could see that coming. You speculate on tesla not fucking spacex retards.
1. Cheaper shares, psychological thing for the normies.
2. Cheaper options, so the kikes can liquidate the robinhooders much easier.