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>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live streams:
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watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/
youtube.com/watch?v=F__FrrxODDc

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>Suggested books:
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>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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HORSE CHADS I BOUGHT IN AT THE TOP

fuck tesla

apple
apple
>develops shitty technology for a cult following
>spends massive amounts of money to secure profitable specialized industries
>trillion dollar company is fine!
tesla
>develops technology that no one else does
>lobbies hard with the government to secure multi year exclusive contracts
>acts as the umbrella for all new elon musk ventures
>90b market cap
>NOOOOO ITS A FUCKING ZOOMER SCAM ENJOY YOUR BAGS

tuck fesla

what THE HECK is an broker?

just sold my AAPL and TSLA positions, hoping for it to settle on a new support level

Does anyone who invests in TSLA ever get nervous or is it just pure bliss all the time?

IT'S CRASHING AAAAAHH

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>NOOO WHY IS MY OVERHYPED STOCK GOING DOWN

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I bought the TSM and FSLR dips

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IM FINANCIALLY COOOOOOOOMED

TSLA CRASH IS STARTING GET YOUR ASSES OUT THERE BOYS THE RED DILDO IS COMING

FUCKING VIX

>bought 50 tsla at 495
Haha... Man I knew this would happen

I’m nervous asf shit

Thanks Elon, that's 9 months of rent for me. Cashed out the gains, back to neeting till spring.

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>have AMD
>have AAPL
>sold TSLA puts
>portfolio is barely up today
wtf, the rest of the market looks like crap

if i want to buy an AAPL call, i buy to open, and then when I want to close that call, I buy to close?

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:)

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just bought TSLA, hope I am not too late to the party

buy the dip

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i have a recurring stop limit sell order, niggerbrain.

people are sick of politically correct committees deciding what bar of soap looking badge engineered plastic shitbox people want to buy so they go for an autist that does what he wants without thinking of what normies think and the best part is all the haters tears from his unpredictable success. such is the power of meme magic

It’s time

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kek I just got bogged on FNGU
>hedged with VXX calls
atleast i'm not 100% retarded

OH GOD NO TSLA WHY WHY WHY I'M FINANCIALLY ROOOOINNED

no elon funded your housing so you can wage slave and stock trade 25/8 for 9 months

>tech going up
>financials going down

what should i buy out of C, V, JPM, or BAC? BAC is closest to their -2 SD compared to the past week right now, worth picking up some cheapies?

TVIX WHERE YOU AT

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SOMEBODY POST THAT GRAPH WHERE IT SHOWS THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A BUBBLE WE ARE AT BULL TRAP NOW DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

hahahha get rug pulled you stupid bull faggots

~15 more points to drop S&P, come on

OH NO NO NO NO

UXVY

lunch dip? I guess its time for me to get lunch

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NASDAQ still green tho

gone but not forgotten

TQQQ has not had a red day in about 25 straight days

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You best be able to sell calls with whatever you buy.

Are microsoft/walmart even buying TikTok at this point?
Bytedance says it's already picked a winner, but who even has the buying power other than microsoft?

MY STOKARINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIXY

did TSLA bulls got scarred of it passing 500$ today?

>hahahha get rug pulled you stupid bull faggots

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I SEE TESLA GO UP AND I SMILE NO OTHER THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD

>TSLA going down.
Good. Maybe I can buy more.

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I bought 2 shares of TSLA today at $468 and sold at $495, the literal peak. Therefore I've made a total of $54.78 on TSLA, because I have never traded it before today. I am cool.

Me too. We're gonna make it bro.

YES...IS IT...IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING BROS!?! THE RUG PULL OF THE AGES???

I..I THINK IM...IM GONNA...I JUST MIGHT...IM...IM...COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMINNNNGG
HNGGFHfghffgt

GET FUCKED TECH BUBBLE RETARDS

just sold the peak on TSLA
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE SMART NOOOOO BUY VOO AND RETIRE AT 73 YEARS OLD WITH $1 MILLION NOOOOOOOOOO

>visit Zig Forums one day in april
>see someone write a paragraph about AA
>buy it without reading it
>it’s up 300%

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Damn. I'm sure glad I bought Amazon instead of Tesla

ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH