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>bought a PnD yet again

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FIRST FOR PUFFY CUNNY

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Stop buying dumb memes and boomer stocks and start gambling like a true Zig Forumsraeli on retarded waves like tesla

11 minutes

JPM isn't going up anytime soon, is it

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I say, I say again unto you:
buy GME at these levels or wait for a pullback before the real short squeeze?

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can the linew stOpp goin g up I NEED TO BUY

>there are actually people that post in this thread that own 0 horse
just let that sink in lmao

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>Anime thread pic returns
Based

TESLA $1000 EOM

god is punishing you for buying banks and trying to profit from usery

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>cryptoretards trickling into /smg/ because of TSLA and AAPL
Just don't be obnoxious and stupid.
Don't buy anything without an options chain. That is ESPECIALLY true for biotech.

I love anime and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

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Should I pick up NCLH now or wait for 3Q? You lnow damn well this corona shot cant last forever and when it ends every mom in the country is guunna want to go on a damn cruise.

Anyone else still living with their parents? I’m 26 and plan on staying a few more years. It’s really a great way to save money. I couldn’t imagine paying rent.

xth for stonks only go up

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>cash hasn't settled yet
IM GOING TO MISS THE TESLA RUN AGAIN FUCKKKKKKKKKK

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I've made more money buying into the Gamestop meme on Friday than I've made carefully curating and holding macro advantaged positions

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Lol no
Value is dead long live growth. It's a zoomer market now and we want shitcoin tier PnD price action to tempt us into losing everything on a single, retarded play like TSLA God damnit

WE'RE GOING TO MARS MOTHERFUCKERS

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Honest question, was LX a horrible buy? I know /smg/ says to stay away from Ch*nese stocks but the chart looked healthy, bough 20 at the 8.56$ awhile ago.

>TSLA
Imagine throwing $10,000,000 into the ATH of a bubble.

Guys I just realized I am still 30% cash. I feel like I screwed up my timing and missed the recovery. How fucked am I if buy back in now at these all time highs? Or should I keep the cash and risk the incoming inflation the fed wants.

FNGU doesn't have an options chain and that's shit's made me a fortune

youtube.com/watch?v=SuW3CVPAgxI
Find some abandoned Moldovan house for cheapsies and throw your gains at it to make it comfy for cheapsies

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ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

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I wish I had done that last week.

TSLA taking off again

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BABA nearly recovered

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Can you afford rent? Are you a virgin?

Do I dump the rest of my money into apple and not look at it for a few years?

WHERE ARE MY WALMART BROS AT? WHEN WILL IT STOP

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I've invested a fuck ton into Kitov Pharma after profiting in Workhorse and Li Auto
How fucked am I?

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first time call buyer. I bought a TSLA 500c 9/4. It's probably going to hit 500 before that. Is there any point selling before 500 if I think TSLA is going to be over 500 before 9/4?

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Eveyone is pumping money into TSLA today. banks will rise when tech crabs or dips. i wouldnt worry unless you sold options that are itm this week

number go up

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hell yeah staying until im 30

sell that shit immediately

brrrrrr

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why?

my parents live with their parents

every day you hold it it drops in value faster and faster. if your sup sell that shit before close

Why is that stock mooning? I'm assuming it's just your average pnd penny stock, but any news pushing this?

bought GME at 4.80 a couple weeks ago as my first stocks ever, feeling pretty good

wtf happened to bonds? I go to get my hair cut, and this shit happens?

Bros I got a free burger today :)

Also made 1k :)

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took a nap your welcome for pumping the market

I'm 25 and live with my parents, feels good having 100% of your paycheck to invest

imagine unironically paying someone to live on their property and getting nothing back from it. rentcucks are the worst

DO NOT BUY TSLA. ITS AT AN ATH(i know it fucking split)

Every chad was having sex while living with his parents. You can to. Save the money until you have a downpayment on a house then move into your own place and lock in these ultra low rates. Rent is a scam.

Did it taste good user

I did put TQQQ put credit spreads instead

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i have no idea. hope this helps!

is that a day by day thing? because the price has been increasing by $100/hr since I bought it as Tesla moons.

EOD dump incoming, secure your profits boys.

WOOOSH!
And just like that, TSLA will never fall below $500 again.

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if this freaks u out ur not a true walmart bro

if you thought the price went up fast just wait till the red dildo comes. you need to take your profit there today and roll to a higher strike further away next red day

>trying to resist fomoing into TSLA

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Based and haven’t been laid since college pilled

>Buy High
>Sell Higher

Imagine being a leeching virgin. Also i didn't say i paid rent i asked if he could afford it. Some of us can afford homes you know

grats bru I made $1k+change today too.
Ah, this is what is feels like to be a Wolf of Wallstreet huh?
We made it fren

TSLA is breaking 500 and you can't stop it

Just buy it nigger

DOWN GO DOLLAR GO DOWN

>Bros I got a free burger today :)
Nice.

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user, no!! It likely won't dip too far. Please sell them during a morning or lunch dip this week. I don't want you to lose any money, fren.

>he actually listened to that drug addict sack of shit baggie
You should have a caretaker.

ye pretty good

it's not going to go down, too many retards fomoing in at the lower price post split. and if it actually does tank and take TQQQ with it thats the better scenario for me so I can finally buy the cheapies

HERE COMES THE HOUR OF POWER

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why the racism, retard?

I probably could afford rent, but then I wouldn’t be able to invest or max out my retirement accounts. I have $80,000 saved and $40,000 in my 401(k). I recently opened a Roth IRA and am trying to max that out. I also have 10% of my paycheck for employee stock purchase plan.

Yes, I am a virgin. But I don’t even really care anymore. I just want to try my best to retire or semi-retire early.

>dollar goes down
>I'm CAD hedged

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It's still not too late, we're going to $1000 in January 2021.

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What's your exit target? Unless you think the company will fully recover.

My broker isn't giving me my split shares of TSLA until wednesday or some gay shit. so it just needs to not tank until then. WTF is this gay world tho

>first time call buyer
ok learn your lesson the hard way then

I just moved out after saving up to put a down payment on an apartment. Took me three years and I'm 25. Fuck rent. Own your property.

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I can afford a house it doesn't mean I'm going to be a retard and buy one when they will be worth 50% in a couple years

is that kpop, 10 bucks fora song name? cant find by lyrics. sounds like backstreet boys. solid production quality for a pop song

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Should I buy the OSTK dip?

why the ableism, papist scum?

The company is irrelevant, all aboard the short squeeze, exit whenever it stops going up

POWER HOUR. LET'S GO

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Lurk more and you'll find there's plenty of opportunities and stonks go up

tsla go up lol

Tongue my anus, NIGGER. Where the fuck do you think you are?

HOLLLLLLLLD OOOONNNNNNNNNNNN

>not buying every dip
is this a shitpost?

Tesla is unstoppable holy shit

where do u live

Reminder that Arnold made good money in real estate.

>TSLA +10% right after split
DIOS MIO

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you're right. i fucking did it

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Once a PnD, always a PnD.
There will never be an Amazon deal, even if they move their office in Bezos' gardenshed.

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Weird. Also with black rock buying like 6billion of Raytheon and current international tensions, maybe we’re closer to a war than they let us know

>TSLA $500 EOD

LMFAO

>$TSLA

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TSLA DON'T GO ABOVE $500. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FUNDS TODAY TO BUY MORE.

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All it takes is a single big fish to take the profits to start the chain reaction that would end around $300

Put credit spreads are bullish. I only lose money if TQQQ drops BELOW my strike price (which is $156.50 btw)

how long until amazon split? No one can deny the bullish power of the split anymore

Does TQQQ bleed out over time being a x3? Or does it function like a normal stock as far as profit/loss on the chart?

>TSLA dudebros cheering on a 10% gain
>GME at 30% on the day

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N

Never going to happen.
What would they put their profits into? The whole market is dumping and tesla is carrying.

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>implying the bags aren't being stealthily transferred to FOMO'tards

Bezos hates small investors so never. I'd keep my eye on Nvidia tho.

I really wish I wasn't an idiot that kept violating good faith rules. It's embarrassing to have $100K in stocks but be unable to daytrade. I'm very tempted to sell some of my apple for more fngu

>power hour
>it starts to crash
DIOS MIO

what the fuck is happening today?

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>Buy 50 shares of WEN
>Wait for it to go up 1% from entry price
>Sell immediately for a free meal

Who else /freebaconator/ here?

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NOOOO WHY IS TSLA GOING DOWN

Arizona. My apartment's in suburban Phoenix. I already renovated the kitchen with new cabinets and granite countertops. Will probably sell it instead of renting it out once I pay it all off.
Arnold is peak American-immigrant. I should get a poster of him to stare at when I lift.

Maximum cope: The post

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He bought? Good, now dump it, crash TSLA.

Precious metals. Land. Physical things. That's the end game for all this pump. The fed is massively inflating the currency but all this extra money is going right into stocks, causing a massive stock inflation. You really think all these stocks are worth this much in a recession?
This isn't value, this is inflation you're looking at.

So your actual gains won't be lost unless number go below your entry, right

GME is a short squeeze / PnD i'm not getting caught holding those stinky bags

Never, Bezos will gatekeep the unwashed masses until he dies.

GME is basically dead cat bounce

TSLA is on ATH

part of what is going on with TSLA is that if you were doing options during the split you CANNOT sell TSLA shares right now
so there are a shitload of shares out there that are literally locked in

OUT OF MY WAY. BIG DICK COMING THROUGH. MAKE WAY PEASANTS

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Congrats on making $1.60 a share on a company down 80%+ overall from 5 years ago

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War right before the election sounds very unlikely. Trump knows it wouldn't be popular and it would be just another points the Dems could hammer him on.
If there is going to be an actual 'boots on the ground' war in Iran, he's going to wait until early next year, I think.

domp eeet

Do you think it'll dip when people can sell?

He bought, dump it.

So is Tesla retard, Musk is just better at marketing

Tesla is overvalued because people have become convinced every Musk venture is Tesla when that's not actually true at all. SpaceX is absolutely a trillion dollar company, but Tesla doesn't own a cent of that.

Peasants hold USD.
Aristocracy holds stocks.
If anything, normies catching on might mean MMs angrily and suddenly move it into land or durable commodities.

We're back TSLA bros

You are going to own your appartment building?

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Not worth being a virgin in mid 20s

Based

YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

cool, how much does a condo cost out there and what are your HOA?

So what you're saying is I should go all in. Got it!

Just bought 20 shares of TSLA. You are all going down with me.

Hello fellow WEN bro. Legit the only reason I hold this shit is for the free meal perks

>caring about absolute price per share rather than percentage gain
retard
>thinking I care about gamestop's actual prospects past the end of next week
absolute casual and ngmi

>WMT PUMPING
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOM

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> p/e ratio: 1165

That's it. I'm gonna pull my initial investment out.

You might be a badass

Trump can likely do whatever he wants and will likely still win. Even they Communist sack of shit bill Maher came out the other day and said he is very nervous about this election.

lol

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I am, the plan is to skip the cash burn that is rent and save up for a fat down payment for a mortgage within the decade. I don't plan on having sex so this is my best bet for financial freedom.

Like I said, I don’t care anymore. It’s not like I’d be getting laid anyway if I rented. Might as well save money and retire early.

Based and YOLO pilled. See you in space

What were you doing last week when the banks went up. All fucking week!

High Score 8+ sharpe (past 30 days) 4+ (inception)

I've won the money game. Now on to the next challenge.

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>implying those anons wouldn't be virgins regardless

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Have you seen the absolute state of modern women?

Almost 25 and just moved nack in with my dad. I pay $350 a month in rent but he uses that to pay for his house which he says will go t me when he passes

Buy CLF

Iron Ore at record 2014 prices

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