/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Unedited 500 edition

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>Live streams:
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>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
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nhentai.net/tag/mini-girl/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>Suggested books:
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>Misc:
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portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Should I YOLO into Zoom first thing tomorrow?

First for cunny and anime

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Why zoom?

There are people on this VERY board who shorted Tesla and are giving out advice

WKHS $20 EOW
GME $20 EOW

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>TESLA $510

holy shit TSLA

I am financially ruined aah

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Revenues QUADRUPLED

Xth for TSLA go up

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Should I be concerned

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Buy Tesla.

Wait for the morning sell-of before buying in.

>Investing in Chinese Skype.
Traitorous scum.

It doesn't fucking stop.

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Soon I will finally break $4000. I’m excited.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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It's 508 now big boy

what the fuck is going on with TSLA

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They made $100,000??????

They must be within 100 years of their market cap!

Elon you son of a bitch

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TQQQ will be $225 by Christmas

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buying the top?
concerned?

All in on TSLA? Sell the house and buy TSLA? Sell my kidney and buy TSLA? TSLA? TSLA? TSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Should I buy tesla at ATH?

Will I get the rug pull overnight in the premarket when the stop loss doesn't kick in?

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Based

No one wants to be the guy a year from now wishing they bought at 400/500. Let the FOMO flow.

fomo memes fan boys plebs the lot

WHY DID I BUY AAPL?
WHY DIDN'T I JUST ALL IN TSLA?

post you're plays

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Anons, stop for a moment. Look around you, forget your gains for just this fragment of time. Look at the market objectively, how would you describe the aura of the investors around you? What word comes to mind immediately? Is it perhaps euphoria?

Remember to take profits - you have been warned.

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-$0.24 x 4 = -$0.96

Lost money this year by falling for the tanker meme then the gold miners meme
I'm the biggest fucking retard on /smg/

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Elon is going to become the richest man on earth on the back of a meme stock.

Up.

Not this shit again

profits?

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I listened to the guy in the other thread shilling for debit call spreads

Hoping for a split. They seem to usually split between $150 and $200

>not playing Gamestop earnings with the short squeeze and console preorders

IT'S NOT A BUBBLE REPEAT AFTER ME IT'S NOT A BUBBLE

THEY ARE GOING TO SELL BATTERIES, LOOK AT ALL THOSE BATTERY MANUFACTURES TRADING ABOVE THEIR MARKET CAP, BATTERY MANUFACTURING IS OBVIOUSLY A GREAT BUSINESS WITH HUGE MARGINS RIGHT?

It's meme magic. Reality is simply a suggestion.

I'd rather get an autistic South African to be #1 than a bunch of inbred Rothschilds and Saudi royals.

it's too late for gamestop

How comfy are you sitting right now TSLAbros? You did buy the dip in march, right?

That's including a 2:1 split

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>how would you describe the aura of the investors around you?
Confused and excited.

Wait, you guys are making a profit?

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confused screaming about how stocks must stop going up, and then a bunch of calls

The stock market is like that price is right TV show except more boring.

i bought ATH, not going to stress if it dumps. realize that I cant fuck up again and just hold

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Say something nice about Zoom

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Hey now, it's not so bad. You could always be a TSLA bear.

This.

rate my shit folio

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When will Tesla do second split?

Personally I did

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I have an option with a strike price of 8,00 that expires in October

It's okay, user.
Tankers might still go back up, it's just a longer recovery, like for most of the economy outside tech.

rip to the BLNK retard from this morning

When we get back to $2k

why are you poor

people are going to start paying thousands for a video conference platform instead of flocking to the next free competitor, you just wait and see!

It isn't though, it's not the absolute bottom but $10 or $20 off an earnings squeeze is entirely possible

Early next year when it hits 1500 again

Do you think TSLA will go down a bit tomorrow morning so I can buy in again? I fucking sold my single share for 480 this morning

i only put 1400

>Buys ATH makes 3% in an hour

Doesn't seem like you bought the ATH friend

Based

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Just set a trailing stop

imagine unironically believing they're a car company in 2020. People are just now catching on that the cars are just a byproduct

Too much chink shit
Choose one PND and sell the other

No, Vanguard says my annual return is -6%

50% market open LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

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WKHS bros I'm really happy with my profits. I expect us to keep going up, but in case of catastrophe I want to lock in my gains. What should I set my stop loss to? What is a price we are unlikely to dip below except in case of catastrophic failure?

>DPHC
>DiamondPeak Holdings Corp. does not have significant operations. It intends to effect a merger, capital stock exchange, asset acquisition, stock purchase, reorganization, or similar business combination with one or more businesses. The company was founded in 2018 and is based in New York, New York.
It's not the first time I have seen somebody mention it; what's the reason for investing in it?

Yep I'm YOLOing into this shit for a PnD tomorrow

You missed the boat by trying to make $20.

i sold all my chinkshit merril doesn't remove it from my folio showings until it settles

>I believe inflation is the biggest concern.
>At some point the big guys start realising they're losing value and move towards assets in other currencies. Then the Fed is forced to seduce investors by raise rates (so that the US goverment can fund itself) and all hell breaks loose.

so basically what you're saying is, the music doesn't stop until the FED stays they'll be raising interest rates, so I'm free to ride the money train until they announce that at which point i should immediately liquidate all of my positions (and probably go short)?

this was me

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Another crash happening when?

They're a memecoin