How is it "working from home"?

How is it "working from home"?

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We are monitored six ways from sunday but same at work at least we dont have to turn on the cuckcam

I'd be incredibly surprised if teams didn't have that capablity tbqh. Trust is good, 24/7 surveillance is irrefutable

imagine working for a company you didn't own. lmao

I work from home on teams and never change my status from available even when I'm taking a shit or whatever.

I also video conference daily and I'm never clothed from the waist down. I insert my vibrating butt plug right before I clock in each morning and I'm hard and leaking all day. Video calling with my supervisor while she has no idea I'm Rock hard nearly makes me cum hands free

i work from home and found a way to have my status always show online lmao

How did you do that?

/delete system32

In cmd

Company I work for is chill. No monitoring, just get your shit done and show up to meetings. I basically work 10-3 now.

Only bad part is we have to use webcams in meetings and install that fucking malware zoom. At least it's a company laptop.

Thanks user

this worked for me! thanks user

Put your mouse on a record player near the needle arm, get the tappy beak bird and have it hit enter all day, strap your toddler down with just a keyboard, put your keyboard in a mouse cage.

Literally infinite ways user

Holy based

Not OP, but I use Autohotkey on Windows, with this script -> autohotkey.com/board/topic/93916-stay-awake/?p=592907

>not setting your status to busy

I listen to synthwave and shitpost on Zig Forums all day

Never change Zig Forums

Before I was laid off I worked from home and at least for Skype, you can change the amount of time it takes to put your status as away. I think I changed it to 15+ minutes.

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theres whole barrages of shit for this, also

Kek

Couldn't you use one of these instead?

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If i adjust to available on mobile teams when computer is away. What do they see?

This is inherently flawed because it implies that you couldn't be working without moving your mouse. What about writing things down in a notebook, answering emails on the shitter, taking calls while walking around the room etc.? It's not a bad start but easy enough to refute if a company relied too hard on it.

I just sit on the couch with my mouse and move it around every 5-10

How quickly does the green dot change to yellow?

Lol dude.

1. Insert Ubuntu usb
2. Restart computer
3. Uninstall Windows
4. Quit job
5. Welcome to a better world

With teams it stays yellow even if you just move the mouse. You have to actually type something to make it go green again

there's full authoritarian software that lets you screenshot the employee's desktop; the fact that it's not implemented widely just means that a lot of white collar "business" work is unproductive and not really necessary.

>Yet