I’m about to pay $300 for this software to calculate how much I lost on crypto 2017-2020 so I can use those losses to offset my capital gains. I made like 5000 trades and lost $15K I think. I was just going to ignore it forever but I might as well take advantage of the losses to cancel out stock gains now. Amending three years of tax returns is gonna suck but I’ve done it before.
Don't buy Tesla, sell at a 10% retrace. Buy at a 30% retrace. I say this as Elon's willing cybernetic cocksleeve. This time the stock really is too high imo.
Guys i'm getting worried about a rugpull. it shouldn't be possible for a dumb wagie like me to make 9k like I did today on AAPL with no effort. I feel like (((((they)))) are gonna put a stop to this.
I missed the gme squeeze. So at the top i will just short it but not get too greedy with it. It's obviously a good strategy til now. How fucking big is my brain Bros?
Gavin Cooper
Yeah, we're getting closer
Cooper Bell
what kind of car or truck should I put a down payment on with my TSLA call gains?
For fuck's sake don't try shorting GME and becoming one of the rodeo clowns of that circus. You will likely stay on the wild ride for way longer than its worth.
Is the user from the other thread that talked about banging prostitutes here? I wan to ask you something, I've been making steady gains on robinhood for a few weeks now and I was wondering how much money do you normally take out and put into your whore funds? like a 100 a week? 100 a month? I want to start getting into the hobby myself but kind of reluctant to spend too much. Should I try asian massage parlors first? are they cheaper than fucking regular hookers? Help please!
Liam Price
Notice something from one of these that is not like the others?
>People are rushing to invest in Apple and Tesla after stock split >Niggersports >Vanessa Hudgens >Chipotle
Hmm. Sounds like a typical 17 year old's Twitter feed. Chipotle, nigger ball shit, celeb shit, and investing in a company they have done 0 research on.
I'm putting 25k on FNGU tomorrow how stupid will I be
Thomas Jones
I'm currently bag holding SLV 9/4 $30c's. Hopefully this whale knows something I don't so I can at least recover some premium before the end of the week.
Jack Bennett
TSLA ran up 16% today... doubt it will crash tomorrow. That’s a lot of fucking momentum.
>Niggers spewing bullshit We really are at the top huh.
Connor Edwards
There is literally only one option retard, nigger proof and hummer level attention seeking, the perfect embodiment of "haha fuck you I got rich in the bubble"
I've got $35 for 9/11 I bought for lols at literally five dollars. If this actually turns out to be my first big hit on a call option I may disperse my gains before dying of laughter
Henry Moore
I'm shorting after the top guy. Which will be like January. Just monitoring the situation and plotting now.
Levi King
>unrealized gains >gains
choose 1
the meme is you wont sell, thinking it goes up forever. of course when the music stops and the price is below your entry, you will also refuse to sell hoping for the price to bounce back and at least break even. this of course wont happen and you will eventually sell the literal bottom, capitulating.
Don't short shares ffs Go for put backspreads >Selling TSLA to niggers, buying GME like a chad
Nolan Perez
Even if there's one final leg up, I just don't want to touch it. This feels like picking up pennies in front of a train. Except this time, we're picking up gold coins in front of a train.
I still don't want to take the chances. I value my life.
I'm just thinking of going into ATM QQQ calls and rolling them into new calls every 10-15% profit I get, then if I see a fat leg down for NASDAQ (or TSLA, which will probably drag NASDAQ down) and a panic sell ensues, I'll close that position at a -25% loss max and sit it out while probably grabbing some UVXY/SQQQ in the process.
Blake Cruz
>wake up tomorrow at 0930 >fuck wife >get out of bed >wife cooks me and the kids some breakfast >eggs, bacon, pancakes and black coffee >delicious >kids leave for school >wife start cleaning kitchen >put on suit and grab briefcase to head to work >pick up phone before I leave >call female broker >”give me 1000 shares of BABA, market price” >hang up
MSFT gonna be volatile until the deal the "needs to close by the end of September". Might be able to catch it at 220.
Jacob Johnson
they seem like a company with a good future, a naked put at 38 has a nice premium at around $185 and it might realistically get there, and if it doesnt i get to sell a covered call for 40 for more free money if you dont know what im talking about, youtube.com/watch?v=dRYBh6dtxjY&feature=emb_logo
Jeremiah Jenkins
Both obviously
Austin Cruz
Wrong. I took 22k profits on AAPL calls I bought 2 weeks ago.
Ryan Carter
i just checked the twitter trending right now and there is nothing stonk related in the top 30
Dominic Clark
i mean, as silly as tesla is.... Apple gained 1T of market cap in an 8 month span.... it took all of human market history to reach 1T in 2019, by apple. So a 50% haircut doesn't seem too unreasonable..
should i take my gains from tsla and go all in rocket before their earnings? and then sell after earnings to get into tesla for battery day
Ryder Taylor
I don't think it will retrace more than 30-50%. I think any significant dump will be met by waves and waves of FOMO faggots like me buying le dippé. I think if that crash happens it will be battery day. Buying in worth it? Hmm.
Eli Kelly
It mean your broker pays if you get assigned
Dominic Gonzalez
>tech goes up >banks go down Are bank stocks the new SQQQ?
