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>Previous thread:

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Fuck

Holy fuck, ZOOM (ZM) just exploded

Time to get in?

Did anyone else on here see the post by the Goldman Sachs insider user who confirmed a 20% market crash tomorrow. Are we fucked.

dollar is dead edition

>outperforms tesla today

heh nothing personal kid

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>market crashing tomorrow all over Zig Forums
>market crashing tomorrow all over Zig Forums
>none of it even good larps about being an insider or knowing someone or having an uncle who works at nintendo
w-why are they doing this

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I went all in on SPY360 calls that expire this friday... I really did not need this Monday. Going to need a strong remainder of the week to salvage this. Either way I'm selling on Thursday around close.

MARQETA IPO FUCKING WHEN?????
Save me from this wasteland of useless and opportunistic IPO parasites.

>Time to get in?
lol

by that logic you should also get into Kodak

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>rando user posts on user board with no proof
it must be true

I am 20% cash

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Putting a small bet on leveraged shorts tomorrow. S&P, Nasdaq or TSLA anons?

Something is wrong bros
All the positive energy seems to have disappeared suddenly. I'm really nervous about tomorrow.

Uhhh, bros?

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So plays for tomorrow.
OTM qqq calls Jan exp
GME 8c 9/11 50 contracts
tqqq I'f we go red.

thoughts?

Early 2021

link to thread?

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I fucked up the thumbnail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck, I think this means i'm gonna lose money tomorrow.

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considering everything is still way up after hours i call bull shit

Can someone explain Put Credit spreads to me? Was thinking of getting one on SPY. This just means I make money as long as it DOESN'T drop below a certain price range, right?

Dont post charts without context. Explain wtf you're showing i don't have time to read your mind

Its fucking over. No jokes, no memes, no funny wojak pepe images. Its actually fucking over. All of it. Everything. There will be a cacophony of tears, screams, and manic laughter filling the air all across earth tomorrow. Hug your family, make peace with your maker. I'm so, so sorry.

Why didn’t you get in a month ago?

utube u noob

OH NO NO NO NO

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i continue to ask myself that

Any other anons in $GIGA ?
This shit has been on a tear lately. Rumour has it they're working with Tesla. True or not, I'm up hugely

>there are people in this very general who still don't own TSLA shares

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VIX up
DIX down
Unusual options activity indicates habbening.

>meme lines

Why?

Put your money where your mouth is and go all in tomorrow.

Had no money, what was a fella to do

why on earth would i own the underlying of that obvious bubble when i can just buy calls every single day and make more?

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>collect premium (sell) on a higher priced strike
>buy lower priced strike as "insurance"
>difference in strikes x100 is max loss
>max profit on both expiring worthless

but seriously just youtube it before you start trying it theres a million different explanation videos out there

So how long until SPY 500?

FCAU gonna blow up pretty good 9/3 and going forward

that is date of release of new Grand Wagoneer and electric Wrangler

AUY

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>SPY 360 calls
Awesome, I've got SPY 376 myself-
>that expire this Friday
Oh. Mine are for December 2021...

I'll pray for you, fren.

Buy CLBK puts. Idk when exactly you'll see the effects, so buy far out, but that bank is about to implode on itself.

The official Bytedance Twitter account only follows 18 people...two of which are Microsoft and Bill Gates

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just buy some now, they're cheap

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A lot of Zig Forums schizos are posting about a major crash tomorrow. I should have bought more calls

hi anons. been holding only since march. someone give me an obvious call play so i can get my feet wet

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Why the fuck would you buy that?
There hasn't been a single GOOD green week that should have put the thought into your head that, that was a remotely good idea....

because tomorrow we fall

Probably not tomorrow but the market is spoopy

TSLA 600c 9/11 tomorrow, yes?

kek, I would but it's too late for that train. I'll just wait for the next one.

Was going to place an order to buy $5000 worth in April, bailed because I thought it was a dead cat bounce. Still won't touch it and I actively pray that it will collapse because that would be very entertaining and could make me a lot of money.

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fear and greed index isn't high enough yet for another crash, we still got at least another month or two

It still has a fair bit of steam left
The graphs don’t lie

We are in the greed phase.

Hi smg rural retard here

steaks were 2 inches theyve shrunk

Did i do good

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sky is blue

shut the fuck up retard

>Goldman Sachs insider user who confirmed a 20% market crash tomorrow
you got baited, fren.

Rate my lean hog

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IT CAN DIE MORE

DOWN DOWN DOLLAR DOWN DOWN

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Does it have a chip already?