Thought I'd be happier

Just hit six figures, live with dad in big house, two happy 6/10 GF's, early 30's, good friends, fit.

How much will it take?

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What's your motivation to get out of bed in the morning?

kys

> she brings her friend over for some fun
This is my dream user not sure if you have it figured like that
Try sports
Do a puzzle
Go for a hike
Learn something
Invest in a different asset class
Spend less time in front of a screen

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the dog.....why does he wear the spikes?

Because he's seen some sheep.

Cuz covid

generally spike collars are worn to protect the dog against wolves, coyotes and other similar animals (including other dogs) which instinctively fight by going for the throat

You are ahead of 99 percent of us. You better start appreciating your situation. Maybe you need a new challenge like living on your own

Ok I made a shitty pun but that's fucking based. Imagine your happy go lucky sheepdog coming home with half a coyote's jaw sticking out of him.

Go read Eckhart Tolle.

>Just hit six figures

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The problem is you live with your dad and have 2 ugly gf's and not one 10/10 trad wife. You have libtard rot brain I can smell it from here and it will rot your soul user. Watch jordan peterson immediately.

It's a bear collar.

My parents bred LGDs. Once the dogs realize how effective the spike collars are, they start using them as a weapon, anatolian shepherds especially. they actually put themselves in danger to bait coyotes into biting them.

>All these worldly things aren't making me happy??

Maybe you must look within...

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Based anons saving another gay Zig Forums larp thread

Where is this?

no idea it was a windows 10 login wallpaper

I don't wonder you're not hapoy.
How can you be happy if you're not even independent and living own your own?
How can you be happy if you can't even chose between two girls because you fear missing the other one that could potentially fill the empty gaps in your personality?
And how could you be happy with six figures? No even enough to stay away from work for 5 years.
You're on the start of the road, not on the end.

how to get 2 gfs?

Dogs are fucking smart, that's why they decided to be friends with the weird walking killing machine way back when.

Op, just look at the heirarchy of needs or whatever.

The same way you get one, but with some sneak.

They saw the potential of us invasive ants already thousand years ago. Based dogo

the same effort used for sneak over time could be expended at first to be attractive enough women are willing to share you
same shit as buying lump sum vs getting in debt with interest payments

It's for wolves retard. The dog is a Maremma, I own one.

PowerTrade is all it takes

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Have ya tried lifting?

Gee user! How come your mom lets you eat two GFs?

i really want to get one of these dogs when i move and have lots of land

So a kangaroo doesn't put him into a choke hold.

>he thinks there is happiness over the age of 25
>mfw
nobody tell him, let him struggle like a retard

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