/smg/ - Stock Market General

Who could've predicted this Edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Streams
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watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/boat/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
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>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com

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Any cheapies lads? Pls?

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We are in the delusion stage.

Good morning smg Rural retard here

Getting ready to workout and make some breakfast

First for it costs $1.2M to buy $82 worth of tesla earnings

CHAINLINK AND BZRX FUCK YOU ALL

first for kodak chads

It's like basically 1% dilution that's a rounding error. you guys are exagerating by tesla offering

First for WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

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Should I buy SLV calls at open?

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Logged into my vanguard this morning with my poor man stack to see this....

Almost gave me a heart attack until I realized that Vanguard's top programmers were at their peak in the 90's

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All in on Nvidia!

just sold my euro value stonks
i will pump it all in Tesla and Apple
desperate for some gains

Is it time to cash out on Tim Apple? I’ve been buying them since 2017

UTZ are red hot baby! RED HOT!

>ZM

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Reminder that the 2020 TSLA gamma squeeze was so when Elon needed to raise money again, it was 1% dilution at the time instead of 10%
And of course, not bonds. Because TSLA doesn't expect to make coupon payments even though fucking cruiselines have for decades.
Lesson: DO NOT LONG companies with cashflow issues or small cash reserves. The bond market is still angry and so the only way to raise money will be diluting shares.

You're gonna get raped

Will rkt go up today

Please to be joining you my friend.

What were your euro stocks?

Fuck niggers and fuck kikes

That's not exactly true. Growing high quality retail grade marijuana is a science and requires someone who knows what the fuck they are doing. This isn't growing a weed plant in your bedroom closet when you were in high school.
A single store can do over 10 million dollars in annual revenue and if you fuck up your yield it's going to be disastrous

$GIGA
Mine metal for Tesla

you're delusional if you're holding onto cash or thinking most businesses outside the megacaps are going to survive

>60% stocks
>40% cash in cash shit plummets

is this a good idea or am i retarded and should do something else with that cash?

>"Oui?"

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Is it too late to get in GME?

Why is extended hours trading legal?

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Do I buy more AAPL on open?

FUCK IM ONLY UP 1% NOW ON TSLA. FUCKKKK

>carefully go through news and opinion pieces, TA, FA
>lose 8% in a week
>buy DKS before earnings (because it sounds like dicks le lole XD)
>+15% after earnings
>buy zoom before earnings so I can see zoom zoom to the moon on esemgee when I sell
>+50% after earnings

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Mornin' user

I'm all in on AAPL and I don't even have iPhone

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Cash is trash, buy potato chips

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Money markets are fucking awful right now but they are still better than a savings account

>132 rejected

OH NO NO NO APPLEBROS

more like how is it legal to be locked out of it?

I'm all in on Amazon and I don't even have Amazon Prime. It's just a cow to milk, don't think about the Company Loyalty too much.

What are the odds for an NVDA stock split?

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rug pull within 1 day...wtf

Do I have to wait until January to make 2021 Roth IRA contributions or can I start now?

Unironically buy some crypto
Anything is better than holding cash at the moment

Fooled by randomness.
Literally.
Study a bit if probability theory. Studying and doing research does not guarantee you gains. Doing a literal random move does have a probability of printing, that's how the world works.

RIP TSLA

You’re in POG world now, my dude

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Bless you sir. Merry Christmas.

i cant sell for another 20 minutes....this is bullshit.

OH NO NO TSLA BROS, LOOKS LIKE YESTERDAY WAS THE NEW PARADIGM AFTER ALL
Hope you sold the top :^)

Nigga, this aint google

can TSLA hit $800 in 3 days? some tempting $14 calls for 9/4 at $800

youtube.com/watch?v=Fkk9DI-8el4

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Yes January 1st.

Thank the SEC and senate for protecting you from dangerous trading

>I CANT PANIC SELL
Good

BUY THE DIP WE NEED TO SAVE ELON

>using nigger vernacular
Out out out

reminder that this is a racism free zone, faggot

Bili better pump today. Holding until it reaches ~70

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Thanks bud, that's what I've been doing and I wasn't sure.

i put my stop loss below that 5m pivot yesterday at 470 (my average is at 450 currently), if it gets popped then so be it, if it spikes up again today i'll probably sell at the end of the day. my plan is then to get into day trading the breakouts to new ATH's of these stocks for as long as the hysteria lasts. still get to make plenty of money fairly easily but get to avoid the overnight risk which is likely where it will dump hard.

you guys should get into day trading if you're afraid of the bubble bursting. i highly recommend livetraders, and i know at least a few other anons respect jared as well here. the youtube vids are all free and are like college lectures (each around 1-2 hours long). this is more or less how i plan on day trading these stocks in the coming days/weeks (months/years?) as long as the hysteria continues: youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE

he also gives out his watchlist for free on twitter but i figure why bother when you can just trade FAGTMAANN instead?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

where are we expecting it to land in a month or so? 1200?

Hmm who wants to be that Robinhood will mysteriously go down again right before open?

Fuck you jannie

This is the DIP my n word.

Get on the Tesla rocket ship NOW

lol where is that cocky little faggot who didn't well his 9/4 500c when I told him to

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No Bobo or rat. That is scary.

Eat my balls, nigger

ZOOM IS THE TESLA OF WEBCAM SERVICES

Friendly reminder that pre-market rally isn't a good thing.
TSLA will soar today, buy asap

sanofi, danone, nn
stuff like this

Is today's nvidia event priced in?

>FAGTMAANN
what is this please?

$400 is probably more likely.

AAPL 145 EoW!!!!!

>Waking up to bitcoin almost back at 12k, Apple up and your fairly new stock GOGO up 25% pre-market

Money being PRINTED

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Zoomers don't even know what NVDA is

hyperねね

tsla v shape recovery?

You new here lad?

>markets sure as hell don't know what to do
>gold and silver are going to test their previous resistances levels at the same time (2000/29)
I am buying calls if there is a dip and puts if there is a rally at open.

Y-you s-said no racism though

Facebook
Apple
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AMD
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Netflix

a gay tranny

It's fucked up to think about how I need to make 2000% profit on my 1k investment to buy a mobile home so that I can finally stop pissing in mcdonalds drink cups... I live with roommates and I cannot piss while someone is at home so I have to piss in fast food drink cups and pour it out later

fuck my life

Sorry,
eat my balls, n-word

Facebook Apple Google tesla Microsoft amazon Amd nvidia n?

Sanofi just had a massive failure announced yesterday and it still went up. What gives?

I'm looking into European green stocks atm, since EU incentives are a real thing.
I have AVTX in my bag, but I wanted to get in in Carbios but it's very expensive at the moment.

Just over $1,000 of profits to reinvest, what do I throw it at?
Was thinking one or several of pic related

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