I am NEVER going to pay crypto taxes. The IRS can FUCK my DICK...

I am NEVER going to pay crypto taxes. The IRS can FUCK my DICK. I will transfer all my coins to another wallet and say I was scammed if they ever audit. Never EVER going to pay a fucking dime.

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how u gonna cash out

you are a real one bro

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I just submitted a screencap of this post to the IRS audit sector, they'll most likely get your IP via official 4channel request within a week. Once they have your identity, trained financial enforcement officers will be sent to your home on a no-knock raid. Their orders will be to shoot on sight. You're fucking dead you little weasel.

I don't understand how you're expected to paid tax on crypto you haven't cashed out. Does the IRS have a crypto wallet I'm supposed to send shekels to???

The jewish IRS wants you to pay taxes for every transaction that involves converting one coin to another. They will never get a dime from me on those. They will also never get a fucking dime from me when I cash out.

>I will create a traceable wallet transaction
Cool, good luck.

Sure, but theyll just put you in prison until you do

and when you are inevitably forced to pay, youll have several months of compounding penalties on top

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LOL. I'm never cashing out then. Fucking retards. 100% into BTC.

So if you checked yes on your 2019 returns that you have transacted crypto, are you fucked in 2020? Do you have to check yes?

You have to pay lol you have to cash out. There is no way to cash out they can’t track

Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous. Tech illiterate boomers in charge ruin everything.

Just cash out in glorious nippon next year and live there.

go op fukkem

If your are German and hold them longer than a year, you dont have to pay anything

how do you cash out

>he doesn't know

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that's why I asked

Maybe they are the superior race after all.

>Their orders will be to shoot on sight.
laughed here

He can just buy gold or silver VAT free

Buying gold or silver with crypto should do the trick

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I think people sell privacy coins locally. Sounds like a great way to get fucking mugged to me.

how to cash out crypto you ask? buy giftcards with crypto :)

you can cashout with a crypto debit like Binance card, Swipe, or CRO card....
pretty ez
I mean, think about everything you've bought in the last year, it's with a fucking card

>he thinks you can cash out
oh user

Real question, what do you expect to do with those gift cards? Sell them online? in that case you're losing 15% on a site like raise, and then depositing it back into your bank where you have to pay taxes. Or am I unaware of some interesting scheme here lmao.

>FUCK my DICK
b-based

>the american thinks he can cash out

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>start business
>business accepts bitcoin
>every time you need money, pay yourself that ammt in bitcoin
>taxes say “ah yes I received this ammt from a customer to see my pussy on Snapchat” or whatever

You cant get those in the US without IRS knowing

>i vanned you
imagine failing to dilate for so long and having your front-hole close up on you making you seethe this bad.

I can't imagine living in a country which taxes their citizens investments. Nope, not in dies Länder mein Freund

lol
i find it funny that yall are basically telling people how to money launder on a public forum
although no one would notice, still
makes me wonder if biz glows

Strategic Wealth Preservation, Cayman. Pic related. But you should always comply with all laws.

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when you make a profitable trade it’s on you to set aside what you owe in tax exactly the same way it works with stocks or any other asset. not that complicated unless you’re a neet who never had to file taxes before.

holy fucking cuck

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if you're in the East coast you can head to Chinatown, but they only do business with their own kind mostly. it may not be 100% avoided, but at least more than 50%. If you're a whitey I'm not sure if they will trust you, since most of you are 100% formal law abiding citizens.

Ok shekelmeister let me try to calculate how much I owe on an ever shifting currency when I have to frequently move, sell, and buy more. Fucking jew cuck.