FCAU is dropping new grand wagoneer and electric wrangler Thursday, are they expected to go up?d
Alexander Thomas
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Angel Stewart
I feel like this timeline is broken. The last few weeks have just been the same exact day on repeat. The identical pattern plays out every single day in the stock market.
I'm just waiting for the tech bubble to pop It may take a couple lifetimes but it's going to happen
Benjamin Kelly
who is this woman and why does she and her phat ass keep getting posted here over and over?
Cameron Davis
Yeah. Crashes are very rare.
Joseph Mitchell
Same but about my life in general
Hudson Sanders
To the user who was asking about BlackBerry. I dont know what you shoukd do, I dont kniw anything about the company you're holding. Also, expect BB to drop again. You'll have many opportunities to buy dips. Like I said last time, it is a long hold.
Putting 100k into AAPL and 50k into TSLA. It’s gotten to the point where I’m tired of cash holding and I’m prepared to hold these stocks for many years regardless if they go up or down. I have a good feeling on the future of tech and I’ll just diversify with other tech, bank and decent divy stocks with the remaining cash.
You convinced me anons I love space and wanted to be a part of it but im dumping my SPCE for AAPL or WMT or something. Not sure yet which.
Adam Baker
Anyone got the picture of the stock crash rat holding a gun back at the guy also holding a gun?
Joseph Howard
1 Corinthians 6:18 ESV Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.
How the fuck am I supposed to make money off the tech run if im a poorfag who cant afford more than 2 stocks of one company or buy close to the money calls cause theyre like $400 a contract
Ethan Hughes
You damn niggers said there was going to be a crash today. I'm up 2%. Good thing I didn't listen to you wacks.
Isaiah Foster
What in the fuck is this strategy...fucks sake
Jonathan Ramirez
I'm dead serious and not memeing: this is extremely bearish news. AAPL's vision is completely gone. Look at their product pipeline - where is the magic? Where's the next revolutionary product? They're a dinosaur...
Bentley Rogers
wtf this makes me feel bad for taking profits at 0.60
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Ayden Mitchell
Retail chads shill me the best stock. WMT, TGT, COST or HD. Already have 80% of my folio in Chad stocks like AAPL, BABA and MSFT
Daniel Rivera
>forgetting the mindless sheep that buy things for the sake of buying things See your first mistake was using your brain
Hudson Campbell
Is this just me or did almost every single fucking stock go up en masse today?
Chewy 10% PTON 10% WORK, WDAY, fucking anything went up today, what the fuck?
Robert Ross
>close to the money calls cause theyre like $400 a contract Have you not been paying attention? Way out of money calls would have netted a massive gain over past few weeks.
Jose Ramirez
Optimistic case: >be musk >promise massive expansion >convince reddit >reddit buys enough stock to pay for what you promised to do
Kevin Butler
Kind of sad robinhood investors don't understand dilution.
Julian Nguyen
>he fell for the chinese flu BLM great depression market crash meme
Can someone redpill me on investing in nuclear and uranium?
Juan Davis
Yes you're not going to get anyone to sign a penetration guaranteed contract and stay out of jail
Julian Cox
Yes. Perfect time to raise funds and sell is at a massive peak.
Leo Murphy
Literally every stock I owned except Raytheon was up. It was the last straw for my RTX bags, selling tomorrow.
Thomas Gray
Actually yeah you're right. Retards are going to put a 2nd mortgage on their house to buy this shit.
Angel Gutierrez
this, but put 150k in AAPL instead. TSLA is a meme that is gonna crash hard at some point. AAPL is unstoppable, everyone buys their shit every fucking year around the world, you know it's true.
>WMT Going to be competing with AMZN and BABA now with their Walmart+ launch. Amazon just bought whole foods for extra depots basically in their logistics network. Walmart has them already and are now moving onto the online sales. AMZN and Walmart both started opposite direction and are now converging. Walmart already had strong online sales this past year or two and with a Walmart version of amazon prime they are set to go.
Landon Johnson
did you reply to the wrong post? because this is amazing
Juan Harris
Anyone even slightly concerned China will try to rugpull the US economy by banning iPhone sales in their country to try to influence the 2020 election or nah?
Kayden Sanders
seconding gamestop as unironically the best retail stock right now for short term gains
glad i sold today. i wonder when a good time to reenter will be?
Cooper Sullivan
I will be incredibly upset if China does that right after I sell RTX
Grayson Lee
Caravaggio based
Owen Sanchez
Bro all the super otm calls were fucking $400 too
Adam Brown
THIS TIM APPLE NIGGA FINNA MAKE ME RIACH NIGGA
Blake Howard
yuh huh
Noah Hernandez
my parents basically just told me im a fucking idiot for investing in gamestop even after i explained the short squeeze plan to them and how i only put $2k in it (which is like nothing to me).
i hope we prove them wrong /smg/.
Isaiah Jenkins
Why the fuck is GME pumping? I haven’t been to a GameStop since I bought black ops 1 back in 2010. Nowadays everyone just buys the game online and downloads it, and I dont see any reason why GME would sell more consoles than any major retailer. Seems like a Pnd to me. Someone explain this and maybe I’ll buy 100 shares tomorrow
time to get IN. you don't get it. these retarded niggas are the driving force behind the stock pumping. buy buy buy you fucking monkeys! hahaha YES!
Jaxson Phillips
Why would I want to buy a cheap ass option that has a long expiry and/or is way OTM?
Jose Barnes
>convince me No, don’t do it.
Sebastian Davis
it might go down, and then what would you do?
Lucas Walker
They hired some big shot faggot to reinvent their company into some kind of smelly nerd mecca. Also short squeeze.
Christopher Lopez
Monday was fun because I bought Gamestop on Friday and my grandmother said "just don't lose all your money". Then on Monday all of my stocks were down except Gamestop.
Ayden Johnson
because lower entrance cost and can buy more which means if it hits you make lots of money
Jonathan Jackson
Which ETF to all in?
TQQQ?
FNGU?
SPY?
VGT?
Aiden Martinez
don't be a nigger. all defense is going to moon after elections and rtx has the healthiest chart
Luis Morales
/li/ ->>
Eli James
It's gotta be demoralizing to watch niggers make bank while some of the more seasoned traders on here get left behind investing in boomer and penny stocks.
Ryan Jones
because a cheap OTM put in feburary expiring april was literally a winning lottery ticket during the last crash and people are chasing the same high
Josiah Martinez
I hear they're trying to save themselves from extinction by branching into everything "gaming" as in tabletop shit.
Noah James
Seems almost like he did it on purpose the split in conjunction with this. Not sure about touching Tesla at this point especially with an article I saw saying how there could be multiple offerings. Would want to investigate more before touching Tesla at this point.
Chase Powell
Gamesworkstop?
Justin Smith
VOO
Easton Hill
it's only up a little bit i want it to like 10x or some crazy shit. for like, one day, then crash.
Cameron Reyes
How does porn work then?
Luis Garcia
TQQQ, you got a good couple more weeks of pumping probably until Battery day, That should give you enough gains to let you set up a comfortable stop loss in the green.
Christian Lee
Your parents saw the world from a whole different perspective, they would fail in the world so develop your own and listen to your gut user. Each generation has its own role in the cycle of history. Each 80 years we go through a shitstorm and have to toughen up
Ours is the meme virus and whatever the chinks throw at us. It’s every 80 years like clock work in the us
1780- revolutionary war 1860 civil war 1940 ww2 (Vietnam and the Middle East was half hearted political BS talking generational total 100% effort) 2020 the meme war
Dominic Baker
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Juan Cruz
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Brody Parker
the selloff today didn't help matters either, scared me off the stock pretty easily when i found out about it from here.
Parker Clark
>we live in a timeline where these niggers are getting rich from RH and using their capital gains to buy drugs
what a time to be alive
Isaiah Perez
Blacks are financially genius, they do literally zero work and make an infinite percentage return off the backs of wagies. Investing welfare money in TSLA is a god tier investment strategy and makes Buffet look like the retard he is.
Zachary Morales
any good articles on this? i want to learn more about the new management.
Henry James
explain?
Charles Young
So whens the next crash?
Austin Martin
Amen
Michael Lewis
They will probably hold to 0/won’t cash out
Joshua Green
So to make quarterly estimated tax payments I should: >start with last year's income >add estimated realized gains >see what bracket that puts you in >calculate that tax on the realized gains, say I'm in the 33% bracket, do the little calculation >fill out some gay irs form (any help here anons?, which form?) >send that with a fat check to them >repeat every 3 months?
Samuel Carter
7" but I was thinking of saying the actor (me) was chosen by the customer because the actor closely resembles the customer. I was thinking of describing the "agency" as a service that provides custom tailored amateur pornography to overseas clients.
Caleb Long
Sorry, different timeline
Juan Gomez
it's funny that people think this is a sell signal when they don't realize that all of these dumb money fucks (can we call them retard money? we need a level lower than dumb money) literally just buy whatever is hyped and "most popular" and overleverage themselves and have no fucking clue what risk management or a stop loss even is. these are the dumbfucks pumping the market, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT!
Oliver Parker
>fill out some gay irs form You can literally download the IRS's phone app and write them an e-check and you're done.
Evan Morales
lol you got filtered
Ian Gutierrez
if you're this desperate just go hire an escort and get herpes that way
Julian Sullivan
just do it just stop posting on the internet about it and see what happens
Kayden Morris
It's common knowledge that monkeys beat hedge funds.
